#also feel like I should include that the twins and strongarm but be between the ages of 10 to 14 for peak funny while Hot Rod would be Tiny

[therodpod]

RIB15 au where instead of whatever is going on after Prime, Bumblebee ends up as the controversially young dad of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker (the terror twinsTM) after they’re kicked out out of another foster home and Strongarm, the self-proclaimed No.1 Ultra Magnus fangirl (her dream is to read the tyrest accord with him), and it fixes all of their problems

but most importantly and the real purpose of this crack post, Megatron gets an ‘unofficial’ redemption arc where he just turns into the kids’ crusty Peepaw who’s not really all that sorry about what he’s done

just like—Megatron: “I used to be the most feared mech in the galaxy. Planet’s colonies cowered upon hearing my name.”

Bee: “I’m sure Megs :/ but I gotta pick Sides up from practice and then we gotta drop off Sunny’s art project, and that means no one can get Strongarm from her dance lessons—“

Megatron: “I shall do it.”

Bee: “Really?? You’re the best!! Thanks:D.”

Megaton:

#maccadam #transformers #trans formers posting (my tag) #rid sideswipe #rid bumblebee #rid sunstreaker #rid strongarm #rid megatron #also feel like adjacently in the background smokescreen should also be a mentee of the #new generation. maybe hot rod since he basically stole his role. tis only fair #also feel like I should include that the twins and strongarm but be between the ages of 10 to 14 for peak funny while Hot Rod would be Tiny #just so I can imagine sideswipe riding on megs shoulders and pulling on his massive eyebrows while sunstreaker is being dragged along by #a kiddie leash and strongarm is dutifully pulling him by the hand and making him stop at all the traffic lights #hot rod’s drooling on him where he’s strapped to his chest bc he is a. sparkling #sideswipe #sunstreaker #bumblebee #megatron #strongarm #mentioned hot rod #mentioned smokescreen