#also chariot being like wow u have a new friend now and I’m upset about it

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

Au where croix has a funky little assistant who is very much just down for the ride and wants to commit crimes

#assistant who said bestie I do not care what you’re doing or where you morals are I think ur science is cool #there is so much comedic potential there #bc that would drive chariot nuts she’d be like pls talk some sense into her and they’d be like no I wanna see where this goes #also chariot being like wow u have a new friend now and I’m upset about it #i thought of this at work and I have been dying to make this post #croix meridies #lwa #soup talks