#also because rembrandt wants to be a dad 🥺🥺

[soothedcerberus]

Sorry if this sounds strange or possibly out of character, but I mean it as the best compliment I could possibly give...

Dirk gives me absolute father vibes. (Or maybe uncle vibes idk.)

Heheh, I can see dad vibes! But for me, Dirk is that big and stoic-looking uncle who is actually very protective and kind-if not a bit awkward at times.

#also because rembrandt wants to be a dad 🥺🥺 #also because Derek would be much more comfortable taking on a supportive ‘Uncle’ role #if rembrandt would have kids dirk would help them pull pranks on their dad constantly #would teach them to hunt if they wanted #big space heater too great for snow days #would make the best barbecue vegetables #wouldnt mind being used as a jungle gym #dirk the dragontaur #oc asks #hed def be awkward around kids at first but i think he'd warm up very quickly to them especially if they were his brothers or daels #heheh thank u for the ask!! :]]] #glasseatingdragon