#also adds to like how weak he feels to caz

[bhaalsdeepbat]

As much as I love to joke about Astarion being pathetic I don't actually think he is. He's sad and wet, but he is also one of the heaviest hitters. I think he just feels weak & pathetic and externalizes it, which then kinda makes him seem more powerless than he actually is.

#bat rambles #he's pathetic in the sense that #he bitches and moans about everything #but i love that he is a whiney baby who can also rip your throat out #he just has self esteem issues 🥰 #also adds to like how weak he feels to caz #idk this and like the obsession with him deflowering people are two fanon things i just #do not jive as much with lol #he is also absolutely SO dumb #but it is also the first time he has been allowed to have a thought in over a century