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justmeandmyships · 2 years

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My rank of Black Mirror episodes: (Just because i’m bored)

22. Metalhead (Season 4): I don’t care about the explanations some of you give to this but the episode was lame af. I tried to watch it 3 times and each one of them i thought i would die.

21. Smithereens (Season 5): I have no comments bc how boring this ep was. Sorry not sorry. It barely felt like a Black Mirror ep.

20.The waldo moment (Season 2): This is the only ep i can’t finish not matter how hard i try but i give it kudos for the irony of the story.

19. The national anthem (Season 1): I mean...No comments.

18.Rachel, Jack and Ashley too (Season 5): I love Miley and the ep was enjoyable but that was just a disney movie

17. Hated in the Nation (Season 3): There’s nothing wrong with it and it´s pretty interesting but it’s just that for me like it didn’t got me on the edge of my seat.

16. 15 millions merits (Season 1): If i watched when originally aired it would have been the sensation with me.

15. Strinking vipers (Season 5): It started so good but missed a HUGE opportunity to talk about homosexuality on black community. The resolution was lame af. WTF?. I mean i deffo think that’s where video games are going and it would create situations like that, so it needed to be address and just with that stupid ending.

14. Be right back (Season 2): Amazing but when i think in Black Mirror that’s not what pop’s out in my head so...

13. Playtest (Season 3): It was fun

12. The entire story of you (Season 1): Iconic

11. San Junipero (Season 3): I know it’s everyone’s favorite but i’m not everyone and for me it’s just a love story. A beautiful love story? yeah that touched my heart? 100% but at the of the day it’s just a love story.

10. Men against fire (Season 3): I love how deep it goes to reflect how as humanity we are so easily deceived to turn one against each other. Love it.

9. Crocodile (Season 4): The more i watch this ep the more i love it.

8. Shut and Dance (Season 3): This probably one of the top 3 episodes of the show but i’m sensible so i don’t think i ever gonna watch this ep again bc you know i don’t want to remember how disgusting people are specially men, soi just want to forget. but this ep it’s everything.

7. Arkangel (Season 4): Amazing

6. USS CALLISTER (Season 4): You can hate or love this ep. There’s no middle. I’m glad that i love it bc i enjoy it so much.The topics, the criticism, everything.

5. Nosedive (Season 3): If you haven’t heard of nosedive, even if you don’t watch the show are you really living in this world?. This was the first ep that I saw and i think it’s resume everything this show it’s about a hard deep criticism to our society.

4. White christmas (Season 2): If you hate white christmas we can't be friends. It was an amazing episode for the time it aired and everything was so well done.

3. Hang the dj (season 4): I love every aspect of it, how the made it futuristic but at the same time it captures perfectly how dating feels like nowdays. It wasn’t just a love story but it was black mirror also. The chemistry between the leads made 100% better. (also it’s the only ep without any sad backstory or ending so kudos to them for still making it good)

2.White bear: This motherfucker ep got me. even though it’s similar to shut up and dance, this is better for me because it literally got me on the edge of my seat and couldn’t see that plot twist coming. It played with the idea of what the show was about and give us and even more complex story. If anyone says that this ep didn’t surprised them they are lying. Remove that people from your life.

AND LAST AND MORE IMPORTANT:

1. BLACK MUSEUM: I don’t think it need explanation. It made cry, it made me laugh, it made think. Black Museum it’s top tier of what Black Mirror is. nothing else to say.

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godsditty · 4 years

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Rating All The Black Mirror Episodes I Have Seen Go

1. USS Callister

At numero uno is unarguably one of the top best episodes. This was the first episode I ever saw, and wow what a start. This has the thought provoking, interesting and engaging plot, as well as occasional levity/ humor. 10/10, terrifying and fascinating, would watch again and make fun of Star Trek

2. San Junipero

Another unarguable incredible. This is not as explicitly about the problems with tech, in fact it is actually in my opinion more about the good parts, and the bad is only revealed at the end with your ownassumptions of the future. The plot........ magnefique. Their world, the mysteries you slowly start to uncover until it all suddenly makes sense and you’re crying, it is. Wow. Humanitize old people.

3. Hang the Dj

Now when I first was watching this I didn’t expect much. It’s a straight romance in a world with obvious problems. Okay. I thought I had the ending pinned. But quickly enough, I actually got into it and their dynamic. Their leaving and getting back together, the world they live in, became fascinating. Although the main portion was interesting, I’d say the best part of this story is the ending. Watch it only for the ending. Wow. Plot good, terrifying tech check.

4. Hated in the nation

The mystery! The trying to figure it out and going holy shit w o w okay I understand now! I am afraid!!! The murder weapon!! The rage I felt to cErTaIn ChArAtErS!!!!!!!!!! The ambiguity in ending!!!!! This made me terrified, in fact the most terrified this series has made me so far, plot and cool characters? Check. This is a whole ass movie, and a good one at that.

5. Smithereens

Every news outlet I see that rates black mirror episodes consistently rate this low. And I can see why, not exactly original, it drags on far far too long, but now concider this: This Episode Made Me Cry For A Solid Hour And Has A Truly Solid + Impactful Ending Among The Other Greats Of The Series. I know the plot is okay. I know. I also know that Andrew Scott’s acting. Exists. I know that his character, the hostage, and the creator exists. I know. I know that this changed my outlook on the world. And I know. That this episode was good.

6. Black museum

Now this one was hard as it is a really messy episode. It’s 3 different episodes of black mirror, all unfinished, and it throws you for a trip when going in between. But, do concider, every single story was fascinating. I loved every one. Thoughts. Especially loved how it all tied together in the end. Also it’s Shuri so.

7. Metal head

This threat? Not as interesting. The lesson? Not really there. The cinematography? The ending? The characters, action? There. Incredible. I don’t really have a reason for the placement here it was lame in plot it really just has the blacknwhite and the ending going for it but it’s there and I really liked it and the rest of the episodes are worse than this so.

8. Striking vipers

The gay one part 2: it’s really fucking weird this time!! I honestly didn’t get this, I thought the main relationship was oddly stilted and didn’t make sense, I didn’t get how tech made this work or how the situation even happened, but hey it made me think so. I enjoyed trying to puzzle it out and I enjoyed the plot even when I didn’t understand (exept whenever the wives would come onscreen, that was bad vibe) Odd!

10. Rachel and Ashley too

Miley Cyrus be wildin lmao

11. Play test

I had no idea what was happening the entire time, I still dont, and I love it. Kinda. I’m not a big horror fan. I do like the ending, or what I can understand from it. And the main character is a facinating person. Would love to know him on a purely psychological basis.

12. Arkangel

I think I’ve seen this movie before. Not that there’s much wrong with that, it’s still cool enough, but helicopter parent and out of nowhere violence in ending isn’t my fave. The moral dilemma was cool though!

13. Men against fire

I think I’ve seen this movie before. Like the exact same premise and reveal. Which is fine, I just wasn’t interested by our main dude or the other side people, I had no clue what the erotic dream thing was about, and I just. Wasn’t interested. One cool thing: the ending! (Suprised?) I liked the moral dilemma okay? I liked how he signed up, I liked the decision to wipe his memory or jail, I still didn’t like erotic dream thing.

Now the episodes I haven’t seen:

The national anthem- man needs to fuck a pig or princess dies. This one will be fun.

15 million merits (1/2)- i know this is the stripper reality tv show one, seems awesome actually can’t wait

Nosedive (1/2)- this is supposedly one of the greats, it’s a woman losing her shit after social media

Crocodile (1/2)- I saw half and then read the ending. It was boring oops, murder is fun

Be right back (1/2)- another great, I got 25 min in and got tired of waiting. The ending seems okay. Maybe it doesn’t translate well on paper, idk.

White Christmas- I have no clue what this is

The entire history of you- I have no clue

White bear- no clue

Shut up and dance- the school shooter kid gets filmed jacking off? And now is blackmailed to do things. I feel gross. This one will not be fun but interesting.

The Waldo moment- this is satire about Trump before trump. Apparently it’s not good but whatever

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purplesurveys · 6 years

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Everything was my treat and it was because her birthday was coming up...I felt like shit when I learned it wasn’t going to fix anything anymore. Share a really embarrassing moment? Driving out of the gas station and nearly entering the highway when I didn’t even wait for my change :(( The gas attendant had to run after my car, since I was basically driving away from around ₱400. That’s a week’s worth of lunches, and it would have sucked if I was able enter the highway immediately. Did you like to get dirty when you were little? Nah. My mom hated it and wanted me to stay clean, so it got passed on to me. Do you find the show Family Guy absolutely hilarious?: There are some scenes that are funny but ultimately, it’s not my humor. Most jokes just fly over my head since they’re too political or too pop culture-y for me to recognize them. Own anything that has to do with dragons or unicorns? I don’t think so. Believe in mermaids/mermen?: Nope. What piercings do you have/want?: None anymore. What tattoos do you have/want?: Also none anymore. Hate needles. Which is cooler - pink or purple?: Pink.

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