#also I couldn’t decide which photo was funniest so🤲🏽

[linoguy]

I work hard so I can keep this smile on my baby girls face. there’s no man who works harder than me. And why? I do it for my girl, my darling. You’ll never know what it takes to drive a man to work with his bare bones on the line, dust filling my lungs so much that I hack up blood and throw up every day just so she can wear her little booties around town. It’s called true love and the only love you’ll ever feel is when your scrawny ass hits the pavement because the wind blew you too hard and you’ll finally get to experience what it’s like to feel pressure on your virgin lips

#read this w the exact voice of a 50 year old guy New Yorker who doesn’t have a clue that he’s a sugar daddy #also I couldn’t decide which photo was funniest so🤲🏽 #if you think one would be specifically funny.. call in so I can edit it quickly #lee know #m