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callmemrskenway · 2 years

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What's sleeping with Arno, Ezio, Jacob, Altaïr and Connor like ? As in literally the nervous system being relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended kind of sleeping.

Who steals blankets? Who's a human heater? How do they react to their partner being a human heater? Morning person? Who's the biggest cuddler (doing the cuddling and enjoying receiving cuddling)

Fem reader of that's ok

Thank you ❣️

Arno:

- Okay sleeping with him would be the most comfortable and perfect experience if he wasn't such a BLANKET HOG. He genuinely feels bad for it but it's not like he can't stop it, at least thats what he claims.

- So to remedy this, you have him wrap his arms around you and cuddle up to him ad closely as possible so 1. he can't steal blankets if his arms have you in them and you keep them there the entire night and 2. you just like being close to him and he isn't complaining.

- This does result in his arm falling asleep depending on how you're laying

- Arno was also raised in nobility so chances are, he had to wake up pretty early in the morning and that internal clock just hasn't gone away so yeah, he wakes up at a reasonable time.

- But he still runs late because OH MY, YOU ARE CLINGING TO HIM!? Guess he can't do assassin stuff, damn, looks like he'll just have to stay in bed with you!

- Overall, I rate him: 7/10, because he does bring you breakfast in bed but THE BLANKETS KNOCK HIM DOWN A PEG OKAY.

Ezio:

- You wouldn't steal blankets from him, I honestly think that he's among one of the few assassin's that have a naturally warm body temperature.

- And if not, he can make it warm~ With cuddles, of course! And extra blankets! Honestly he'd be so concerned if you got cold and would never be able forgive himself if you were!

- More leisurely in terms of getting up in the morning, honestly. He does kinda wake up in the early morning out of habit due to old one night stands but then he sees you and he smiles before holding you and going back to bed.

- BIGGEST CUDDLER, HE LIKES TO GIVE YOU CUDDLES but he also wouldn't mind receiving them. Like one day, you decide to be the big spoon and he just lays there and he's like: "I think this just awoke something in me."

- I think that he'd like laying on your chest the most, unless it makes you feel uncomfortable because he really likes hearing your heart beat and how it relaxes him or he'll sync up his breathing with yours♡

- Overall I rate him a good: 10/10 and he's definetly one of the best cuddlers on the list!

Jacob:

(Sir, pls reject me so I can get over you-)

- The problem is getting Jacob asleep and awake a huge amount of the time, honestly. He's too excited to sleep and he likes to sleep in honestly. So you gotta drag him into bed and drag him out of it at times.

- Honestly I feel like Jacob would be one of those people with cold hands so he likes to put them on your skin because its so warm and you just yelp everytime but they warm up rather quickly. Still makes you really annoyed tho.

- LOVES GIVING YOU CUDDLES, IT'S HIS FAVORITE THING EVER. He gets to hold you and talk about somethings he and the Rooks did or how he messed with Evie and he slowly gets sleepy and looks down at his chest to see you sleeping on it and smiles as he kisses you and decides maybe he should get some sleep too.

- Absolutely will wake you up with tickles if he manages to wake up before you do, its his favorite thing and sometimes it results in the both of you falling out of bed but you guys just laugh it off.

- His legs are always intertwined with yours, too. Like when he's sleeping on his side, he'll hook one leg onto you and you might even wake up with his fingers being loosely intertwined with yours.

- Overall: 9/10, warm up your hands before you hug your wife, buddy.

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad:

- Okay but just to get this out of the way, YOU CUDDLE HIM. Like how can you not want to hold this man in your arms and make him feel safe and secure and ease his guilty conscious for all the things he's done and tell him he's doing and creating something better?? He's awkward about it at first and just kinda...lays there but don't be mislead, he actually enjoys the feeling of being in your arms!

- Also once he is comfortable with it, he will cuddle you back tho. You also act as a human heater for him because there's just something really comforting about having you with him when he sleeps, it doesn't stop him from having bad dreams, but when he wakes up and knows you're there next to him, it helps a lot.

- Is also another person you have to drag to bed because we all know this man is going through stuff and might have workaholic tendencies but yeah. You kinda knew that entering a relationship with him.

- Also wakes up at the ass crack of dawn too, not gonna lie. Usually, he manages to sneak out of bed but when you then grab him and tell him to stay in bed a bit longer and remind that he doesn't have to get up for a while. He silently lays back down and he doesn't fall asleep but he does like to silently admire you.

- HIM WITH A BLANKET THIEF WOULD BE SO FUNNY HONESTLY. Bc early on in the relationship, he'd be too awkward to confront you but as the relationship progresses, he'd totally just kinda glare at you silently before tugging the blankets back to him even if it does wake you up. But he loves you okay♡

- Overall: I rate him a 10/10. Like, he deserves to be held.

Connor Kenway:

- As a fellow native, let me tell you this: WE LOVE OUR BLANKETS. Blanket thieving is not an issue, because he'd have a lot of blankets and I mean a LOT of blankets. So if you're somehow stealing all the blankets, then the most likely scenario is that you got into a fight and you're being petty and he just kinda silently stares at you like: "I said I was sorry-"

- Okag but he is also naturally pretty warm so he's definetly a human heater, he also really enjoys holding you because chances are you might be much smaller compared to him or he just likes how your body fits with his so well.

- Also wakes up early tho but considering he provides a majority of your warmth, you sometimes refuse to let him go and sometimes he tells you has to get up but other times, he can't resist you and lays down with you a little longer.

- If you were a natural human heater though, he wouldn't mind either, he likes how comfy laying in bed with you is. Especially after a hard day of training or helping around the homestead, its just something he genuinely looks forward too and internally gets excited about.

- A light sleeper honestly. So he can sometimes wake up randomly in the middle of the night or if you have a bad dream, you can feel free to wake him up and find comfort in him or like, if you want a glass of water but you're too scared to get up and get it by yourself, yeah, you can wake him up for that too.

- Overall: 10/10. Best sleeping buddy, not just because I'm biased but he's BUILT for cuddle time, I believe.

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itseivwhore · 4 years

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Hey can you do something short about ezio and jacob with a sick reader, I have the cold and it's so overwhelming and painful, and I can't help the sore throat

Heyo there anonimo,thank you a lot for requesting this,it's something that I have never written before,so now the time has come! I am glad you sent me this little request just now,for I am having a pretty much rough time lately,so writing this managed to distract me,someway,even if a little...

I started to write this as soon as I saw your request in my inbox,I didn't want to make a reader of mine wait for so long (because 1) you are sick,and I HATE having a sore throat; and 2) I said 'so long' because I take a lot of time in writing my one shots). I hope you will feel better soon!Just stay at home,rest,sleep,all comfy in your warm bed between fluffly blankets aaanddd...read this ;)

So,starting with this little note: I didn't and I don't actually understand what you truly meant with 'something short' ...a mini one shot with BOTH Ezio and Jacob in it?Two separated imagines,each one with Ezio and Jacob?

I don't know,but I have decided,since I have never done this before,to go for modern heacanons (pretty long ones too,so am I forgiven?). I am so sorry if,maybe,I misunderstood you and if you wanted just a whole imagine,or two different ones. Just let me know once you'll read this?Mh?

Now,let's start,shall we?

~~~~~

|°Ezio°| :

"Dolcezza?Are you alright,amore?"

When you returned from a long,tiring,to say the least endless day at work,the first thing you did was to collapse on the sofa,sighing heavily and deeply as you closed your heavy eyes,your head spinning as you tried to melt in with the softness of the sofa.

As soon as you entered the house,you heard a muffled,sweet sound coming from the kitchen,not far from the living room where you had let yourself go;managing to smile slightly when you recognized the familiar voice of Ezio who,while cooking,was busy humming an Italian song you grew accustomed to know,to learn and to sing with him.

But he stopped humming cheerfully when, hearing the sound of the keys in the lock and the loud noise of the door being locked, he did not see you coming.

Usually,every evening and every time you finished your shift at work,once at home,the first thing you did was to run into the arms of Ezio,who constantly and faithfully waited for you to come back:finding him sitting on the sofor preparing dinner,or doing some chores around the house,knowing that you would come back tired after a long day at work...but always happy to find him here,promptly with open arms and with that bright and joyful smile,to hold you in a strong and long embrace and with sweet and passionate kisses,immediately followed by his genuine questions,purely interested in knowing how your day went.

So the guy became quite concerned when he didn't see you running towards of him as usual.And he worried even more when he didn't hear an answer from you,a thousand thoughts that suddenly flooded his mind.

As he left the kitchen,he quickly leaned on the door,softly called your name in a barely audible whisper.

His eyes grew dark with worry as they wandered around the big living room,finding your form lying,almost helpless,on the couch,not moving even a little.

No,you were not alright.

And Ezio understood that immediately.

Walking quickly in the living room,he sat next to your lying form,his eyebrow furrowed,a worried and thoughtful expression on his face when he heard you mumbling something under your breath,your voice being muffled by the couch.

He stretched out a hand,delicately turning your head to the side,rising up a corner of his mouth and giving you a small and sweet smile as he observed,and studied,your visibly tired and weak face,leaning down and pressing his lips on your forehead as he caressed your warm cheeks,you lazily leaning in his gentle touch.

Let's be honest:when Ezio understood that you were not just tired,but you were terribly sick,with a headache and most likely with a fever too,he started to panick a little.

The poor boy was not used to get sick,he rarely did,thanks to all that sun and warm days he grew up with in his homeland.He was not used,at all.

But he knew his things:many times his little brother,Petruccio,got sick,and many times he watched how their mother looked after him.

So,keeping his worry and panick within and for himself,not wanting to worsen the situation and not wanting to make you worried for him,he started to organize everything.

Preparing and fixing the kingsize bed you shared,delicately picking you up and bringing you in your bedroom,laying you on the bed,helping you changing your clothes,leaving chaste kisses all over your warm skin before covering you with layers of warm blankets,pillows all around you;a bottle of water on the nightstand and a glass there too.

Ezio was so devoted and focused,now even more than he already was:laying beside you on the bed,his chin resting on his palm as he gazed at you,softly talking with you,humming lowly,playing with your hair,reminding you how much he loved you,making you flattered,making you giggle amusedly too with his funny,dirty jokes.

"I can't wait to make you tired for another reason,tesoro"

Of course he was there all the time,rushing and running inside the bedroom from wherever he was whenever he heard you calling him,giving you everything you wanted and needed.

"Salute!" every time he heard you sneezing,shouting that loudly and hearing his voice from downstairs.

And,obviously,being the good chef he was,he didn't stop cooking,preparing you some of your favourite dishes,showing up in the bedroom with plates for lunch and hot drinks during the afternoon.

"Don't be uspetti,eat some spaghetti".

Tons and tons and millions of sweet Italian nicknames.

Him occasionally being dramatic,just to make you laugh,throwing himself on the bed beside you as he started to speak and to gesture in a very theatrical way,pretending to be sick too.

Malicious smirks and sly winks when,once you started to feel a bit better and when you were able to leave the bed,he found you standing near his drawer.

His shiny,clearly excited brown eyes wandering all over your body,that smirk only growing more as he saw you wearing one of his t-shirt,obviously way bigger than you,knowing how much you adored wearing them,feeling his perfume on you.

"Stealing my shirts again,I see" seeing Ezio giving you one last grin before walking away.

"Where are you going?"

"You know I can't control myself when I see you wearing my clothes,vita mia!" he shouted,going downstairs.

You were eternally grateful to have Ezio always at your side,helping you to rest and recover,making you smile when you last feel like laughing,making you feel extremely loved,making you feel special and making you feel better for the way he was looking after you.

"Anything for la luce della mia vita"

~~~~~

|°Jacob°| :

"Tea"

That was the first thing that Jacob said when you told him you were sick...not that he didn't already know,anyways.

The younger twin could seem distracted and nonchalant,but underneath all that thick layer of sarcasm and cheeky smiles,his observer side was hidden.

And Jacob watched you,more than he could ever admit;not that you didn't like this,but quite the opposite:you loved as his hazel eyes always watched and observed you in that warm way,you loved as he remembered the smallest details of you,you loved and admired him with all of yourself,because he was the only person in the world who knew you so well.

And the younger Frye also watched you closely,and more importantly,when one weekend evening,while waiting for you to come back from work,he saw you running towards his car,rushing in,soaking wet,head to toe,trembling violently.

Oh,the infamous downpour of the UK!

Jacob knew well,way too well how lethal the violent,sudden winter downpours were.Who knows for how many times he had or stayed at home when he was a child,whole days spent out in his garden in the rain,serious consequence of him getting a rough cold and a high fever.

As soon as you started having the first symptoms of what was preparing to be a severe cold,Jacob didn't waste any time.

Needless to say that,all your protests and all your futile attempts to convince him that you were fine,were not exactly taken into account by him.

Perhaps you were stubborn,not wanting him to worry any more...

But no one could be more stubborn than Jacob Frye himself was.

"You aren't going to win,love.Not with me"

He preferred you staying in the livingroom more than in the bedroom,saying that it was easier for him and that he didn't had to run up and down when he could have you right there,him at your disposal,and you under his attentive gaze.

A lot of pillows and blankets around and on you as you comfortably laid down on the sofa as you took naps there,or as you watched the TV,lights switched off as he lit up some candles all around the living room,making just a relaxed and soft atmosphere.

A lot of pillows.He nearly built a pillow fort.

The younger twin always was there when you needed or called him,finding him standing in front of you in a blink of an eye.

"Your humble servant is here,Miss,to fulfill his duties" saying that in such a solemn way,bowing down and bringing his hand towards his heart as his eyes shone brightly in hearing you giggle.

"Tea cure and heal everything,remember this,darling" that's what Jacob kept on saying every day,almost every hour with a firm tone,it becoming his loyal and faithful motto.

So you bet that Jacob always made sure you had a cup of hot,warm tea between your hands,warming you inside and out.

"Headache?Tea.Insomnia?Tea.Sorethroat?Tea.Stressed?Tea!"

Tea was the answer,and of course the solution,of and for everything.Everything seemed to revolve around tea for that guy,and he had a couple of reasons to defend his thoughts on the subject.

"Earl Grey tea?Or English Breakfast tea?" the choices were infinite,innumerable,intermimable,for you were pretty sure he had all kinds of tea in some specific and hidden drawers of the kitchen.

And oh God,the tea he prepared was something divine,to say at least.Starting to think that,most likely,he was right with all the long speech about his tea being the cure of everything.

If Jacob was good at something,more than anything else,was preparing tea.

You madly loved to watch him preparing it:you sitting on the counter of the kitchen,a big blanket wrapped around your trembling body as your legs swinged forward and backward;adoring to see how focused and precise he was while making it,adoring to see how his brows furrowed in concentration.

But the thing you adored the most in that precise moments,was when he turned around to face you,giving you a big smile,walking towards you and wrapping his muscular arms around your middle,pulling you closer to himself,really and truly warming you so well,swinging you lazily;closing your eyes,a genuinely happy smile on your lips as you placed your head on his broad chest,his slow heartbeat calming you.

Obviously,his sarcastic and witty will was still there,accompanying him and his words every hour of the day.Cocky answers and sassy phrases filling his cheerful voice,not helping but feeling proud of himself when he managed to gift you of a laughter and of a smile,feeling incredibly glad in seeing you getting better day by day.

But that smug behaviour quickly faded away when Evie started to visit you,checking upon you,making sure that her twin brother was doing a good job.

His sister telling you some little,funny stories about a younger Jacob when he had colds,which,as you knew,was not rare.Making you laugh in a purely amused way in hearing how he behaved...

Not that he changed much anyways.

"He was so,so whiny"

"He WaS,sO,sO WhInY.Liar!"

But he didn't care about his pride and ego being a little hurt by all Evie's stories,as long as he heard your amused laugthers and your joyfull smile he loved to bits.

°*TrAnSlAtIoNs!*°

"Dolcezza"= literally:sweetness.Sweetheart;

"Amore" = love;

"Tesoro" = darling;

"Salute!" = bless you;

"Vita mia" = my life;

"La luce della mia vita" = the light of my life.

~~~~~

I know you asked for something short,and well,as you can clearly see this is everything but short.

Anyway,this apart,I hope you'll like it!Pleaseee let me know if you will,even sending me a private message...or not if you want to keep your persona as an anon!Just let me know,I am still a a bit afraid/insecure of what you wanted.An one-shot with both Ezio and Jacob in it?Two mini separated imagines? Guess we will never know.

Cia.

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