#all i know about elyon (is that how its spelled) is that its an extra charge

[knight-engale]

Some extremely self indulgent headcanons because I am in so much pain

TOUCHSTARVED characters ranked by the quality of their period care, from best to worst

1. Leander

You think Kuras would be the best at looking after a partner on their period? Wrong. Leander provides not just medicine and a comfortable place to rest, but he also comes from a place of empathy and not a medical stance and can give better emotional support. For example, he'd provide whatever food his partner craves regardless of the healthiness of it. The food might not be of the best quality, given that it's probably from the Wet Wick's bar, but junk food is junk food. He'd also be good at offering distractions or things to do. He'd be incredibly attentive and always ready to offer help in any way, shape, or form, at "Bloodhound rates".

2. Kuras

Kuras, being a fairly ancient doctor, probably has a lot of experience in providing menstrual care. Pain medicine, a hot water bottle, and somewhere to rest are provided right away. He definitely has a variety of menstrual hygiene products in the clinic, all of which are made available. As far as emotional support goes, I'm sure he does try his best, but mortals and their emotions are still a fairly distant thing to him. He tries to provide healthy and nutritious food, with varying degrees of success due to how bad a cook he is. Maybe he'll fetch something from a vendor if he's asked nicely, though.

3. Mhin and Ais

Mhin and Ais are tied for third because I feel like they'd have similar hands-off approaches. They'd care, but they don't seem likely to be proactive about it. At least not to the same degree as Leander and Kuras. Ais would at least make tea though. And you'd get to cuddle Princess.

4. Vere

Assuming he doesn't go into some kind of blood frenzy like a shark, he's probably not going to be the best. Half because of his self-absorption, and half because of the Senobium not letting him out all that much. If he's able to, he would probably put together the best Aesthetic Self Care baths, though. Maybe nicks some fancy wine to share.

#tw periods #tw menstruation #touchstarved headcanons #delete later #idk about sen i don't know her well #all i know about elyon (is that how its spelled) is that its an extra charge #i promise this isnt just a 'my favourite lis tier list' #kuras is actually my favourite but i know hed be subjectively worse because of food and emotional care #as opposed to mr 'drinks on me' and 'handholding on demand' #anyway i hope i can make it into work tomorrow but if these cramps continue to be this bad im not optimistic #sigh