#aka the construct who was so bad at friendship that it went on a galaxy/ies-spanning tour

[elkian]

The repeated core narratives of the Murderbot series are so fucking funny if you line them up btw

PresAux team: friendship? :) Murderbot: what the fuck *flees*

ART: friend ship? :) Murderbot: what the fuck

Miki: friendship? :) Murderbot: no wtf why does this keep happening Unlovable I’m Unlovable!!!!!

PresAux humans: Murderbot u fucked up Murderbot: oh shit I CARE

(Interlude where humans think about how much they love their friend the Murderbot)

Targets: ahaha we killed the Friend Ship! Murderbot: Murderbot: *rampage* Targets: o SHIT

Murderbot: Indah thinks I suck, joke’s on her because I do but also I’m great. Indah: I don’t think you suck I think you’re a valuable member of this team. Murderbot: whAT

#murderbot #network effect spoiler warn #elk text #23rd #November #2022 #November 23rd 2022 #the murderbot diaries #secunit #tmd #aka the construct who was so bad at friendship that it went on a galaxy/ies-spanning tour #to avoid being loved #and incidentally made like 500% as many people love it by doing so