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Relationship Headcanons (HC) (I’m not finish and my dumbass posted it before I could so come back later.)

Oikawa

Okay, anyways

If you don’t believe aliens exist don’t even try to have a conversation with him

He to stay up all night and talk about conspiracy theories, so be prepared for him waking you at 3am to talk about how the CIA framed Lee Harvey Oswald for the Assassination of JFK.

He needs constant validation and reassurance

Slap his ass until it breaks

Buy him milk bread

He’ll either do everything in his power to keep you or he’ll just let you go without giving it a second thought.

When he’s overworking himself be there for him, listen to him, and reassure him that he’s a good VB player

If he’s being TOO cocky don’t be afraid to say something

Crackhead energy 24/7

Wear his team jacket, he likes it when you do it.

Y’all will either get a pet cat or a hamster

He loves movie nights, but nothing scary

Tell him I love you first, if he hasn’t said it already he’s probably just scared you’ll reject him

DO NOT PUSH HIS BUTTONS, Oikawa is petty asf, just don’t okay?

If you wanna loose him, compare him to Kageyama. He resents him because he feels inferior.

Don’t expect him to ever be home on time, he spends a lot time practicing alone. He’ll probably forget to eat, so show up with dinner in a to go box for him .

Be patient, he’s not always gonna have time for you, he is a volleyball player after all.

He can be really childish sometimes, so you’ll probably have to go all Iwa-Chan on him.

Laugh at his jokes

Be petty when a girl flirts with him. He likes that shit.

Randomly make a funny face at him in the hallway

He has a big ego, so if you ignore him when you first meet, he’ll either fall in love with you or ignore you back.

Like i said, he needs constant reassurance and for you to be patient with him. His ex left him because he was so indulged in volleyball. Oikawa is really insecure about his abilities as a setter, especially when he’s compared to Kageyama.

Kageyama is to Oikawa as Voldemort is to Hogwarts, just don’t say his name, avoid it at all costs.

He’d be someone difficult to be in a relationship with, so it’s best to start out as friends.

Movie dates for sure, y’all will definitely watch a lot of sci-fi movies

Tsukkishima

Get him dino plushies, he may not say it out loud but it’s basically canon that he like dinosaurs.

Museum dates? Yes please.

Will teach you about all the dinosaurs

A bit of a tsundere

He likes when you guys throw playful insults at eachother

Do not force him to do anything he doesn’t want to do but do encourage him

Late night face times. Like y’all will fall asleep on the phone together

Study dates, he loves study dates. Especially when he doesn’t have to be super patient with you like Hinata, but he does love to help, don’t get me wrong.

He loves it when you’re clingy. Like he acts like he doesn’t but when you hold onto his arm and stuff, he’s internally blushing.

Literally does not care about looks. He is not superficial. He thinks looks are stupid and irrelevant when it comes to love.

Will definitely give you a pet name like idiot

Hug him, hug him, hug him. He likes it. He really likes it.

He’s emotionally constipated though, so if he doesn’t say I love you back, don’t take it to heart.

Definitely wants you to focus on your own goals. Will aggressively make sure you to focus on it and stuff.

If you’re not eating, he will force feed you.

You’ll probably have to scold him though for being mean to Hinata and Kageyama.

You guys hurled insults at each other when you met.

If you’re short he will definitely tease you and hold things high up in the air

Do not push him to tell you how he’s feeling. He will immediately close off and push you away

Tsukki is a jealous bean. Like if you’re unintentionally flirting with someone he’ll act like he doesn’t care but then he’ll act out whew

Tsukki puts his education first just for the record

Lev

Omg so wholesome

You guys go on cute dates, like fairs and stuff. He even wins you teddy bears and other prizes.

He definitely said I love you first

He does point out how short you are but not because he’s teasing you.

He needs lots of attention

Like a lot

Cause he’s like a puppy

He will bother you just because he’s bored

He just wants to lay in bed all day with you and cuddle

Horror movies don’t scare him because he’s seen the worst from Yaku

Probably wants you to beat up Yaku for him

He’s not really good with serious stuff. Scratch that, he doesn’t take ANYTHING seriously.

He’s really blunt so he might end up offending you at some point

He’s super tall so he grabs anything that you can’t reach and then makes fun of you for it.

You’re the Sugawaura to his chaos

You definitely keep him grounded

Bear hugs, he loves them.

No French kissing tho

Lots of head pats

NSFW stuff is the last thing on his mind so just wait until he’s ready

You guys might get into arguments often because of your clashing personalities but at the end of the day you both love each other

Mad Dog

He’s literally bakugou quirkless and playing volleyball

Very very possessive. He will not let any male near you (which in reality is v toxic)

Movie night? Slasher films all day. You guys watch them religiously.

Skips class just for you

You probably tease him a lot and he goes all angry chihuahua on you and you can’t help but laugh because you think it’s adorbs

He’s 100% the big spoon, there is no arguing about it.

He loves you but he won’t tell you that because he’s emotionally constipated

He’s v touch starved

Reassure him of your love and feelings for him because he definitely thinks you’ll leave him because of his “violent nature”.

Y’all definitely go to a skating rink for a date. Idky but he just has that vibe about him.

Your outfit colors ALWAYS match

DO NOT MAKE HIM JEALOUS

Do not push his buttons

Those are just Nonos, he will become FERAL

Human interaction? Gross.

Y’all are like that quiet couple at a party

People are very concerned about your relationship despite it being perfectly fine

He shows his love for you by watching your everyday habits

Sugawaura

COFFEE DATES

y’all bake eachother cookies and brownies all the time

You get those couple necklaces and bracelets

Probs packs your lunch the night before

You’re that couple in the hallway that’s always saying I love you

When you have to hang up you both keep saying goodbye

His teammates gag at y’all’s PDA

He helps you with everything

No seggs until marriage for him

You guys are super goody together and have singing competitions and stuff

He’s super perceptive of all your habits so he can tell when you’re in a mood or something

He knows everything you like

You definitely said I love you first

Despite being perceptive he was definitely oblivious to his feelings

Omg imagine him being a father, adorable

Will clean and organize your room because you keep procrastinating

He can be super clingy but Sometimes he just needs space

He likes it when you call him babe or baby wholesome

He might nag sometimes and it gets annoying and you might argue

School before everything else

Kageyama ( almost a mirror of Oikawa)

NO PDA because he thinks he’s a tough guy

However, expect to be bragged about in front of Oikawa.

He’s like the others, so give him lots of reassurance

Your relationship is just so chill bruh. Like fast food takeout as a date? Yes

He really appreciates it when you go to his games, but don’t cheer for him because he will get distracted

Expect Hinata to be over at All times because despite him brushing him off all the time he high key loves him

Fall asleep with him on the couch and hold his hand. He loves it.

Buy him milk. Do not drink his milk.

Don’t expect him to propose to you. If he does he’s probably really really nervous

He likes to have time by himself so give him space sometimes

Be clingy sometimes but not all the time

He’s like a dark and broody version of Oikawa so when he’s practicing late by himself or with Hinata, bring him food.

You’ve gotta be super duper goofy. Like goof off with him during dinner.

Loves taking walks with you at night. Hand in hand, with you leaning in to him.

You have to have thick skin because sometimes he might criticize you without realizing it

Tease him when he pouts like a lil baby

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