#aaahhh anaconda

[teecupangel]

Eyy it's Titanoboa! Desmond anon and I found a new snake for Desmond

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Nonny, I saw the video and my first thought was this scene from Anaconda: Blood Orchid.

Just imagine redcoats trying to cross a similar body of water and they just start getting taken out one by one.

Hell, we can change it up a bit and have Desmond’s natural habitat being the bayou in New Orleans. Have Aveline be the one to first meet Desmond who is stalking the entirety of the bayou. He recognized her from Ratonhnhaké:ton’s memories so he doesn’t hurt her and even try to assist her whenever he can.

Aveline believes him to be a smart snake who just so happen to have a taste for the people that can be considered as her enemies.

She considered him an ally that she needs to be cautious about.

Desmond just likes to chill and help out whenever he sees Aveline.

The first time Ratonhnhaké:ton joins Aveline in the bayou though…

Desmond just curled around him and tried to snuggle him. Aveline was worried Desmond wanted to eat him for like… a second or so before she realized that, nah, Desmond is just, strangely, affectionate towards Ratonhnhaké:ton.

#this would probably end with desmond following ratonhnhaké:ton back to the homestead #and chilling in the waters where the aquila is docked #assassin's creed #desmond miles #aveline de grandpre #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #ask and answer #the tags after this is just me talking about the movie franchise anaconda #aaahhh anaconda #one of my ‘movie franchises that scarred me during my childhood’ and #‘movies that my family shouldn’t have let me watch as a kid’ #good times #i really should rewatch that franchise #is it any good? #… uuhhh… #i watch bad horror movies as a hobby so like #i’m really not the best kind of person to ask that kind of question #desmond is turned into an animal subgenre #desmond is turned into a creature subgenre