#a himbo fratbro in svsss au

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A little bit of both really. In the first timeline Himbo ends up building a base in the forest he’s in, a treehouse of course, then after learning some Chinese from Plant consort(not that he’s knows that or that he practically promised to have at least one baby with)

Then he and plant consort accidentally pick up a demon child, raise the child under the benevolent MC halo and the child heads out at around seventeen to fight for the position of the head of his (demonic) family. With short hair, because his Better Father and Better Male Mother thinks he looks nice with shorter hair. The fact he looks handsome with short hair barely gives him enough plot relevance to be recruited instead of killed by LBH,

Himbo goes out into the world a few years later to check up on his child. He has yet to figure out that there are different realms and accidentally bodyguards children of increasingly higher status until he raises Liu Qingge.

Normally side characters are influenced by the Main Character but due to Himbo not being the MC of this world and Liu Qingge having more influence on the plot they give each other character development.

(And I haven’t found a good name for Himbo yet! Chinese has so many meanings for the same word)

Uh... Liu Binghe isn't going to be recruiting anyone just because of their short hair. Short hair in China signals a criminal history - Confucian said “Our body, hair, and skin are given by our parents and we shouldn’t damage them lightly. That is the first step of filial piety.” With this in mind, cutting hair was a severe punishment to criminals for what it symbolized, ruining one’s social standing and immediately marking out the shorn individual as a criminal in public.

Himbo and his kids are going to need to have long hair or they are going to be constantly chased out of villages with pitchforks. And pursued by cultivators under the suspicion that they are perhaps runaway criminals who escaped their prison sentence with how short their hair is.

Maybe plant consort can weave extensions/wigs from plant fiber (or like a hat?) to hide just how short their hair is?

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Scum Villain Self Saving System mini fic for the Himbo in SVSSS AU I’ve been discussing with @rarepears

Contains vaguely NSFW content and features OCs (Original Characters)

(The NSFW is comedic in nature)

I... was really really lost. Like. I don’t even know the language lost.

Calls don’t work lost.

Weird animals and plants lost.

Some other thing that shows how lost I am lost.

But I still have Wi-Fi? But maps don’t work. It’s all in Chinese right now. Weird.

It’s just. Like.

I know I’m from America, melting pot and all, but this is just weird!

There’s no way crazy cult villages are THAT close to college right?!

Well… at least all this running makes for a good workout. Though I’ll need some fuel soon, track team’ll kill me if I pull a Devon.

Oh right! I’ve got some of those off-brand meat sticks one of the clubs were selling!

They really fucked up the shape though.

Well. It’s nearly sunset so I can use the stars or something to find my way back. There were these three stars by the campus that looked kind of like a short dick if you looked at it from the science building.

We named it Peen-ience.

I followed Peen-ience to get back to the campus once, did walk in on a ‘bros group project’ first though. We named Peen-ience really well.

Welp. Gotta get some grub now. Wish I could just order pizza or something… I’m even wearing pizza pinks right now! Nice fuzzy robe one of the seniors bought me after he showed me this cool club.

Wait! Gotta get food. Um. Ok. You can do this.

Shit.

There’s nothing here!

And I need to piss too…

Sorry trees… and bushes… and random vines that keep trying to trip me…

I’m answering nature’s call right now and they don’t take no for an answer.

So sorry plants!

…oh yeah, plants like this actually.

Wow these plants are weird! They’re grabbing my legs and kind of feel like those octopus suckers? Feels super tingly too!

I’ll just brush them off. Carefully though! I’m not going to harm the environment.

As I finished up my… business the world suddenly… changed, it’s got this pink tint too it! Ah. This is fine :) It happens.

Well I’ll just pull my pants back up and-

Mmh. My legs feel weird again… Why the fuck is someone grabbing my legs?!

Oh my gosh they’re covered in piss.

Pervert!?

Where did they come from!?

Or someone was sleeping where I pissed?!

And I didn’t notice!?

I’m not sure which is worse T-T can people get diseases from piss?

So. Um.

There’s just some guy? They’re kind of pretty with all that long hair so they could be a girl, or what if they identify as something else and I misgendered them!

But they keep trying to get more… of my… out of my… by. Mhn!

“S-Stop. C’mon that’s-that’s my. St-“ They keep. They’re. Stop it!

Should I punch them? Stranger danger?

But they look so skrunkly like a poor little green meow meow ;( so thin! And their hair is all messy! And they’re face is all… weird looking, in a pretty way, but that’s not the point!

They’re licking the piss off now.

Wait.

Were they drinking my! My!

I though they were trying to do something else…

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Imma just…

Imma just leave.

This is getting weird!

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With a quick few steps backward I easily get away. Glad I didn’t break any of those weird octopus vines though. Respect nature and all that right!

That guy must be super weak though- there was like, no strength to his grip at all. He must skip all the days. Smh I swear. If you skip leg day your glutes are being neglected but if you skip all the days you’ll fall down and break your hip or something.

But man! The sunset and this pink glow looks super cool! It’s like a scene in a web novel!

Oh? What’s that noise?

I heard some singing coming from my right. Some ultra-feminine high pitched voice piercing my ears, it feels… maybe I could head over and check it out?

Nah. Might be one of the people that chased me earlier.

As I headed away I felt almost like something inside of me increased? And when I concentrated on it I felt resistant to the singing? Weird.

Well I’ll just keep moving!

Some of the trees are blocking the sky over here. So I’ll have to find a clearing or something, oh right! Maybe I’ll be able to use my phone over there too!

…

The sun is nearly completely set by now. But look at this!

It’s so cool!

Wow this really is like a novel! There’s this huge clearing here and a little lake with a waterfall and tons of pretty plants!

Oh hey! It’s the green perv from before… maybe I’ll just stay at the edge of the clearing… this place has tons of other guys(? Weird cosplaying ten feet tall dudes? Oh silly! I’m probably hallucinating, I’m laying in a bunch of flowery bushes!)

The green perv looks a lot more human compared to the other dudes in the clearing, maybe he couldn’t get enough stuff to make his costume, well at least it doesn’t look like he’s covered in piss anymore.

In fact he looks tons better than earlier! Maybe it’s a different dude?

Suddenly my vision blurs. Or. A rectangle of my sight?

It’s really staticky though…

…Poison Resistance lv up!

Stealth lv up!

Experience Pasting Activated! Additional Experience added to%#&…

Retry…

Error. Error. Transmigration System. Prince Raising System not detected.

Additional.al.al eXp will be sent to storage.

Error. Invennnnnnnnnn.-

Nnntory does not exist.

Contacting world consciousness…

Errrrrr.

Con#+} {3wards t0 i.t3mized f0rm

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Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck! What the ever-loving holy shit is this bucket of crap?! This ain’t cosplay anymore!

With that. I felt weird. Empty. Likes there supposed to be something inside that really cool and I’m seriously missing out.

I feel really weird now… but stronger. And I have this Chinese style bag now. Some kind of pouch?

I don’t wanna think right now!… This is a killer headache…

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Then another carfucking voice popped up.

And then a THIRD carfucker decided to bulldoze my head…

Carfuckers…

I got some new shit from that though. One of those hair crowns from Chinese movies. It looks like something a MC would wear!

I don’t think I can put it in my pockets with it poking me. But my hairs way too short and I have no idea how to wear it either.

Maybe ponytail style? I was supposed to get my hair cut next week so it should be long enough for a mini ponytail.

It’s really hard to put on without actually knowing how it supposed to go. And also that I’m not even trying to put it on the right way either.

But still, after a few more attempts and the help of a paper clip, I actually manage to put it on! Yay!

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… it felt weird. Like my whole body was lighter. Still have that headache though.

Damn.

I must look like a cosplayer too now! My hair has a crown and I’m wearing a sleeping robe with a pouch hanging from the belt.

Suddenly another object appeared.

It fell on my head! Owwww…

It’s…

A jade hairpin with a little accessory dangling off it. The pin matches the crown! It looks super pretty. Maybe that guy from earlier needs one of these. His hair looked like tree vines from how messy it was.

I think I have to do something around now though?

Oh right. The stars. Why I came here and stuff.

I look up to the. The now night sky. Middle of the night kind of night sky.

Wait!

How long have I been laying here! It’s the middle of the night! And there are like- a bajillion stars. And my phone still can’t call anyone! But I still have service! And full charge too! Nice.

Huh. Wonder if the cosplayers are still here.

Peeking from the bushes I see most of them have already left. The perv and a few others are the only ones left. I hope they leave soon. I’m super thirsty! Can wait to guzzle up some of that life-liquid.

The other bros in the frat said not to say that out loud now that I think about it. They looked super red when I said that. Maybe it’s some slang I didn’t learn yet?

Hey! That big guy in the middle just hit the perv! It could be because he’s a perv though…

But he can’t keep doing it! And why are the other guys?… OH MY GOSH! Are they eating him!?

Um! Uh! I’ll throw this rock at them!

Picking up the rock I- crush it with my bare hands!? When did I get enough gains for that!

And! Oh. Shit. I’m standing in the middle of the clearing after making tons of noise by crushing a rock.

…Are they going to eat me too?

Frozen in place I stare them down, okay, just back up slowly… if a wall of clearly carnivorous plants weren’t trying to eat my ass!

I’ll fight them then!

Just have to brace my self and-

Oh. Oh wow these guys are weak.

Within moments I’m standing on top of a group of cosplayers. Well. Not anymore considering how broken the outfits are.

Walking over to the other guy I reach down, offering him my hand, I’m feeling a little like a hero. Though all I did was beat some guys up.

The perv though, he definitely doesn’t have manners! He just started licking the tree sap off my hands.

I pull my hands away. Seriously! This is why I’m calling you a perv in my head!

“You know what! Here eat this instead!” I knew they didn’t speak the same language but by anime if he wants something in his mouth at least have it be food!

He gingerly takes the offered food, for some reason he drapes some vines over it first, weird dude.

He seems to be inspecting the length of meat.

His eyes are trailing every inch as the vines tighten and greed sets into his eyes.

After letting the vines rest on the meat a bit longer he hungrily consumes it, shoving half of its length in.

It’s rather long and thick compared to most now that I think about it.

I can see something that I think is his tongue wrapping around fruitlessly trying to cover the entirety of its length.

It isn’t soon before his body starts to shudder at the unexpected gain, liquid flowing down his chin as he couldn’t even close his mouth.

The noises he’s making… wet, sticky sounding gags coming out as he’s forcing the meat into himself. And with a final shudder, he’s completely consumed the offered meat.

Well, while he did that I got some water to drink and started eating some fruit nearby. If you only eat meat you’ll get indigestion!

The rest of the group crawls over to me, I think they want some of it? I do clearly still have a few more and that guy really seemed to like it.

Or maybe not.

The group is just staring at me, the big one who I think was the leader, offers his head to me? No, he’s gesturing to the flower on top.

It’s a… sturdy flower. The color is really dense and the edges are spiked.

I wonder what kinds of plants these are? And if any can get rid of my headache. It hurts ;(

The other guy comes rushing over once he sees us, I can see the outline of my meat in his throat.

He gestured to the flower bud on his head, where did that come from?

It looks super soft though, maybe I’ll just touch it a little?

The bud trembles the moment I touch it, as I lightly run my finger on the light pink sides, he’s shivering as I slowly inspect it.

I lean down towards it, it’s actually kind of cute, and it seems like he doesn’t mind me touching him like this.

It looks really… delicious in all honesty, I want to bite it.

As I play with the bud it suddenly opens up!

Pale petals fill my visions and- oh my gosh it’s so soft!

I give the flower a little kiss for flowering for me.

I might not be able to find my way back but this is fun!

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And that was an incredibly long snippet from my self indulgence. It was supposed to be short which is why it isn’t on ao3 instead.

Well anyways I hope whoever read it enjoyed it and feel free to direct any questions to my askbox though most of this AU will probably end up on @rarepears blog if they’re okay with it.

Also some of the little things in here like Devon and carfucker are from his fraternity.

Devon is a guy who forgot to eat or drink anything several practices in a row while another person decided to start saying swears differently as to not disrespect mothers.

The ‘people’ in the fic are plants based monsters and beasts whose hierarchy is based on size and traits.

Thicker, rougher and sharper flowers are seen as the stronger and better fed while softer ones are seen as weaker.

These creatures can reproduce asexually or by deflowering another and it works like crossbreeding.

It works with most species though humans need an extra push for it to work with them.

Our MC has abilities from three systems that are needed because he’s not supposed to have them unless he transmigrated to that world.

#a himbo fratbro in svsss au

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I posted the thing.

Himbo has finally come to LIFE

🎉🎉🎉Whoo!

But also, is Himbo the wish.com version of Liu QIngge or is Liu QIngge the wish.com version of himbo?

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Here’s the Fraternity Himbo!

So frat bro occasionally does in fact wear pink robes! He was actually transmigrated while wearing pink Frat robes and fuzzy slippers with Pokémon shorts!

The man is in his early twenties transmigrated to before LBH is born. A lot before actually.

He ends up in some random village, close to the demon realm where the villagers see him and immediately think he’s some terrible demon. Because he’s mixed and rather European. And maybe a little bit gay after he sees his first hot guy. But it’s totally because he wants to be bros.

So he’s in a Frat house going over what they should do to haze the next group drinking apple juice while the boys drink illegal alcohol (Frat Himbo accidentally made alcohol, he made a 50/50 sugar/fruit drink and left it in his room for a few days)

So he and the boys are in his alcohol smelling room and our Himbo, let’s give him an incredibly Himbo name that sounds like something scary in Chinese together.

He realizes he was supposed to turn something in for class and grabs his laptop and sprints to class. To turn in an online assignment. That saves and turns in automatically.

He’s studying childcare and wants to be one of those nanny/bodyguards that go to the academy. He thinks that rich people’s kids would get in trouble a lot and he’d get to save them or something.

He realizes this midway when someone stops him to ask him why he’s running in robes and slippers.

They stop him moments before truck-kun crashes inches in front of them.

“Whoa dude!” “Oh god what the f-“ “Kids here dude”

So our Himbo obviously goes to call the police and help the man out of the truck.

And the truck explodes moments after they get out, but he laid the guy down behind a tree so they’re fine.

He casually leaves once the police get there to get some snacks for the bros. And nearly gets killed in an alleyway after stepping in to save a girl.

Who was actually a murderer who got the tables turned on her and would’ve stabbed him if he accepted her kiss.

Himbo has not had his first kiss and wants to ‘save himself’ and also notices her dilated eyes and unsteady demeanor.

So of course he keeps her there till cops arrive. He called the police before stepping in. He’s a good citizen!

He gets his snacks at a store his friends work at and goes to the back to pick up the good snacks.

Moments after a robbery occurs where Frat Himbo once again calls the cops and leaves.

(You see all the tropes right?)

So he gets back to the house and casually dies SQH style. The one way he shouldn’t have died.

Turns out a few different systems wanted him isekaied and he would’ve gone to a different world depending on how he died. And accidentally gets sent to PIDW during the argument.

So back to PIDW he barely escapes angry villagers by having worn incredibly scandalous clothes.

“His ankles!” “I can see his knees!” “His legs are bare!” “Look at that collarbone…mm” “It’s a Demon come to tempt us!”

And so starts Himbo’s adventure in PIDW…

Well at least we would’ve started there if the world didn’t reset and turn into SVSSS, but at least our Himbo and our protag still have their memories.

So we end up with a (supposed to be) Isekai protagonist, transmigrator, and a now regression protagonist!

The sole intention of this is to mess with the system btw. (And by extension SY and SQH)

asdfghjhg I love the set up - the fact that so many systems want himbo fratbro?!

And now himbo fratbro - who's seen many awkward one night stands that his fellow fratmates went through after a night of drinking and thinks that's so awkward as fuck, like why bro are you doing that to yourself, you should find yourself a good fuckbuddy or two who knows the routine - ends up in PIDW with all the sex pollen. Don't worry, he's got this. He knows how to make his one night stands less awkward and not end so oddly. Everyone knows the bro-code and fistbumps, right?

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Of course our Fratbro is happy to help a man out!

Especially if it’s done to him first~

“Dude that felt great! Let me do it to you next time!”

Our Himbo is a switch. Not because of why a switch is usually one.

He just wants his bros to feel as good as they made him feel!

Tops get to be topped and bottoms get ridden, isn’t he such a great bro!

It’s the same thing as when they did it with their mouths but just on the other side right?

If he ever gets married he might assume it’s platonic or something.

The only thing he won’t be naive at would be immediately pinning anyone from the modern world as a transmigrator. And of course calling them out in a way that makes many many unintentional implications.

Fratbro: Oh so you want us to get married for the tax benefits? Sure! Person: uh, what? Fratbro: Bro, do you want a beach wedding or a boho wedding? I don't think a church wedding would be that great with all those bald monks chanting in the background... Person: what- Fratbro: How much do you think a wedding planner is going to cost, bro? Person, feeling relieved because now this, they actually understand: My parents will take care of it. Fratbro: bro

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Feb 2023 Masterpost

tywin lannister x sung jinwoo

writing SVSSS fic via polls - Liu Qingge runs into Shen Yuan while on a mission with Shen Jiu AU

shang qinghua's bad timing ascending to tcgf heaven au

shen jiu's son shen yuan gets were!bingpup AU

mu qingfang's human mortar and dildo pestle au

squalo superbi was reborn as katsuki bakugou au

lots of humans in pidw don’t know that they have a demonic ancestor way back in their family tree AU

svsss with a dash of talking animals narnia style AU

mobei jun meets a young luo binghe and his washerwoman mother au

horsegirl shen yuan meets dimension traveler luo bingge au

Napoleon inspired version of Luo Binghe AU

PIDW time traveler!mobei jun meets a shen yuan! linguang-jun AU

SVSSS!Mobei Jun meets a Airplane!Linguang Jun and is Concerned about why he wants to make his uncle into his future Queen AU

shen jiu and grandma!shen yuan au

if Cang Qiong had an Irish peak lord au

SVSSS x Journey To the West AU

shen yuan transmigrates into Mu Qingfang instead au

The SVSSS Corporate Consulting AU that no one asked for

Shen Qingqiu teaches at Ouran High School AU

Imagine SY finally bringing Luo Binghe to meet his family in the modern world AU

shen yuan has a plant body and has all the issues that comes with being a plant au

combining history into fanfiction: Shen Yuan and professional hairdressers in ancient china AU

mobei jun's fur coat vs shang qinghua's warming talisman au

a himbo fratbro in svsss au

baby mobei jun incorrectly thinks that shang qinghua is a female AU

shen yuan transmigrated with his illness; mu qingfang and yue qingyuan comes to the Wrong Conclusions AU

shang qinghua uses chatgpt to write PIDW au

svsss' School for Good and Evil AU

luo bingge tracks down his reincarnated shizun who is now named Jiang wanyin AU

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So before I finish ironing out the next dump of the Fratbro AU I have to tell you the reason why none of the systems got the man

None of them had working Gaydars. They thought this man was STRAIGHT!

This is a man who actually believes that wearing socks would make doing it not gay.

He's also a man who's always happy to help a bro out - that's not gay at all, right?

He does love sucking on bananas before eating them though.

Is Mr. Fratboy going to be a top, bottom, or a switch? 👀

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I do have to say I am glad himbo-anon specified this is all before LBH is born, because otherwise they said "nanny for rich people" and my brain immediately jumped to babysitter of the spoilt toddler Xaio Gongzhu.

Now fratbro can be Liu Qingge's nanny!

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