#a bull shark if you will KJNSRKJTNHKJN

[batgeance]

just imagine all the fruit baskets and shit he gets this time of year

#the tower's foyer is PACKED #and the only reason the fruit baskets don't get bad from just sitting there #is because of dory and alfred putting them properly away/donating them #otherwise bruce probably wouldn't even notice #he doesn't even use the front door #bruce one day breaking routine and running into a pile of sherry's berries on the way out to JUSTICE #does jersey even have sherry's? jessie please confirm #also bruce thomas wayne eats fruitcake. disgusting. he's a garbage disposal though so....KJNSRTKJH #a bull shark if you will KJNSRKJTNHKJN #anyway bruce thomas wayne is being bullied by the butler to send out thank you cards today #and rionach is being bullied by the visiting grandmother to play chauffeur (again) today #drink ur water!