#Wolfwood says fuck traffic laws

[badtrigunheadcanons]

None of the Trigun characters can drive. Not well anyways.

Vash can’t fallow directions for shit, and probably also gets confused by left and right (as someone who is dyslexic and also has this problem, I get it). He also gets really freaked out by aggressive drivers, which, same. He constantly misses turns and it takes him ten times as long to get from one place to another. He gets lost so often that he’s been banned from driving along by Wolfwood, Meryl, and Milly. Also Vash is 100% the type of person to have a shot ton of bumper stickers on his car. He just gets too distracted driving and finds it too stressful.

I feel like both Wolfwood and Meryl have really bad road rage, and also, the only thing I’ve really seen about Trigun stampede (other than the “I can see it in his eyes” line) is Meryl hitting Wolfwood with her car soooooooooo (however I do fully believe that Trigun Meryl would have intended to purposefully hit him with her car, so there’s that.)

By far Wolfwoods the one to go to if you want a ride, road rage and all. He gets very impatient when driving longs distances and will just run red lights if there aren’t any cars coming. He’ll also probably grumble angrily about incompetent drivers at every rest stop. Also, if he were driving in a car, he would 100% do the parent thing and shove his arm out in front of whoever’s in the passenger seat whenever having to abruptly stop. If there are people in the back when this happens he will worriedly look back at them and quickly make sure they’re okay.

Meryl would be good with directions but has horrendous road rage, way worse than Wolfwoods. They never let her drive because whenever they do they are worried for their safety along with everyone else’s in the vicinity of the road.

Milly just. Can’t drive. Like, doesn’t have her license or anything. She just hasn’t felt the need to and normally just gets rides from Meryl or Wolfwood if she really needs to. If she can she’ll just walk or bike places. Much like Vash, she finds driving makes her too anxious, and she hasn’t had good experiences when actually trying to learn so it just makes more sense to her to just not.

#trigun #trigun headcanons #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash #look all I’m saying is that Meryl can be very scary #especially when driving #I’m also saying that milly and Vash would cry if someone honked at them #Wolfwood says fuck traffic laws #he gets a ticket like every other week