ANOMALY 004 DETECTED
STATUS: CONTAINED
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STATUS: CONTAINED
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We did it! We found every anomaly in every alternate universe!
YOU: Wait, what the heck! All the anomalies we found were in this "Simpson" universe!
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Now that you mention it, it is peculiar... All the anomalies must have been drawn here for some reason.
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Whatever is lurking here... must be extremely powerful. Stronger than even Slammer EX. But I can't figure out why they would be tied to this universe...
YOU: Wait... I feel like I remember this universe... Haven't I seen it before...?
*fyuuiiiiin* (Flashback noises)
*shaaaa* (End of flashback noise)
YOU: That time... no... it can't be...
OMINOUS VOICE: WELL, IT SEEMS YOU'VE MADE IT... DESPITE MY DIRECTIONS.
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: ...A deal's a deal, Chalmers. I brought you the heroes from WMEverse 3103. Now return Sworm From Another Timeline and Burt The Bashful From Another Timeline, like you promised.
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS: NOW WHY WOULD I DO THAT? YOU'RE FAR TOO NAIVE, YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE. OUR UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEON IS JUST GETTING STARTED!
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: ...! You... you...!
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS: I'M WHAT? A TRAITOR? YOUR NEW LITTLE FRIENDS COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU, NO?
YOU: Wait, what's going on? Superintendent Chalmers, you were behind this all along?
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS: OHOHOHO, NO! CHALMERS IS SIMPLY THE IDENTITY I'VE TAKEN ON TO BLEND IN WITH THIS UNIVERSE. MY TRUE NAME IS...
*RIIIIIIIIIP!*
YOU: No... It can't be...! Our sworn nemesis...
WEIRD MARIO?!
TO BE CONTINUED... (IN ANOTHER YEAR)
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ANOMALY 001 DETECTED
STATUS: CONTAINED
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ANOMALY 006 DETECTED
STATUS: CONTAINED
⚠ WARNING: EXERCISE GREAT CAUTION WITH THIS ANOMALY. ITS POWER LEVELS ARE UNCONFIRMED.
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YOU: Me... from another timeline? What does that even mean? What are you talking about?
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Don't worry. I've brought my union assigned Portable Multiverse Exposition Device precisely for occasions like these.
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Your universe is just one among an infinite number of parallel timelines- each with their own video game character review blogs. We call this cluster of universes...
The WMEverse(pronounced wummyverse).
BURT THE BASHFUL: Wow! If there's such thing as parallel universes, then are there versions of me as well?
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Yes there are. However, your timeline was the source of a great anomaly...
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: What was supposed to be a harmless, obscure Super Show character somehow acquired great knowledge... and power. The power to travel through time and space. It used this ability to rip posts from throughout the multiverse for its own wicked gain. Even though it has been defeated... these rifts in space-time pose a great threat to our existence.
SWORM: So if there's infinite universes, that's gotta mean there are other versions of me, right?
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Yes that's right. I had previously thought locating your universe would be an impossible task. However, the defeat of Mecha Slammerobo V in the distant future created enough of a shift in your timeline to be picked up by my detectors.
BURT THE BASHFUL: Wait, so there's infinite versions of me? Like INFINITE infinite?
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Oh my god
YOU FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE: Do you understand why I've come here? You are the one chosen by the Holy Chariot. Without your power there is nothing that I can do. The fate of the WMEverse (pronounced wummyverse) lies in your hands.
YOU: Geez, the fate of the WMEverse? That sounds like a lot of pressure! What do you think, gang?
BURT THE BASHFUL: It'll be alright! We've already been through so much together!
SWORM: Heh, it can't be helped! Guess we're goin' on another adventure, huh?
YOU: You're right! If I'm with you guys, I can do anything!
Let's all go fix some multiversal anomalies!!
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ANOMALY 000 DETECTED
STATUS: CONTAINED
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ANOMALY 005 DETECTED
STATUS: CONTAINED
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