#VACUUM CLEANER DAD JOKE FROM GINNY AND GEORGIA IM SORRYYYY IT WAS SO FUNNY

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Do you guys think Jordan has tattoos? This was probably already discussed, but do you think that it stays when they shift (don’t come for me, please)? I like to imagine that it does and both them and Marie went ahead and got matching tattoos of like a little heart. In a very secluded area on their bodies too that when you’re searching for it it’ll be hard to find unless you know where it is.

Hanging out in Marie’s dorm means they’re bored out of their minds with absolutely nothing to do. Marie declined getting high, but happily watched Jordan soar to the clouds (and get contact high, but she won’t admit that). You can practically see the love spilling from her eyes as Jordan tells a dad joke. “Did you know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner?” Marie stared at him in disbelief before the very delayed laugh erupted from her.

Marie gets like 50 texts a day from Jordan and it’s just a string of dad jokes. When Jordan’s high, he thinks too much and it’s not anything bad just different possibilities of what could be or happen (not pertaining to them, though). “We should get matching tattoos!” He exclaimed, asking out the joint and turning to Marie with blown eyes. “Tattoos, huh?”

“Yes! I just said that.” Marie couldn’t help but giggle at Jordan’s forwardness. There wasn’t much discussion to be had before the pair of them found themselves outside a very backwater tattoo shop. But Yelp said it was the best one in Georgia, so they couldn’t go against Yelp! Jordan was still high as fuck as he rocked back and forth on his heels. He was nervous, but it wasn’t going to stop them from getting matching tattoos with Marie, the love of their life!

Cold hands intertwined with the girl and pulled her, well more like lugged her, inside the shop. “I think we should get hearts, ‘cause…you’re like…my heart.” And cue Marie’s frown with big eyes as she looked at him. You know like the emoji with wide eyes and there’s water along the waterline? She doesn’t exactly know how she managed to snag someone like Jordan, but FUCK was she grateful for whatever it was. Jordan was never affection, at least openly especially in such a public area, but to see them immediately become comfortable in showing feelings made Marie so fucking proud of them.

“You’re so adorable. Yes let’s get hearts. Where should we get them?”

“On our thighs, ‘cause who else is seeing them besides each other? Let’s goooo!” And I feel like this made a staple in their relationship. Like it confirmed it somehow. Granted they did talk about what they were, but this just kind of proves like all in or not, you know? Jordan being comfortable enough to suggest such a gesture lets Marie know how far they’ve made it in their time together. And due to contact high had her asking the most important question, “does whatever you do to one form transfer to the other?”

A gentle hand squeeze and a head tilt had Jordan in deep thought. “You know I actually never thought of it like that.”

“Well, does it?”

“Yes, yes it does, babe!” They were both giggling their heads off as they waited to be called to the back. The tattoo was going to be a minute and the fact that they didn’t prepare by bringing snacks had them fidgety. Legs swinging back and forth, if Marie’s head isn’t on Jordan’s shoulder then it’s vice versa. Nothing could beat this moment, and Marie wanted to cherish it forever. Luckily that tattoo will be a staple of that! Something to tell the kids.

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