#This gun is useless

[yyh4ever]

"Akira VS Pikachu" by Yoshihiro Togashi

Togashi has participated in some doujinshi circles in the late 90s with Kazushi Hagiwara (Bastard!!) and other famous manga artists. In 1997, he contributed to Hagiwara's "Wonderful Fight" (Wanda Furya Fight) doujinshi, with this 7-page manga (pp.33-39).

Besides some characters from "Virtua Fighter" and Pikachu from "Pokemon", the last scene is a reference from the 1995 movie "Gonin" (The Five).

When the hitman Ichiro Kyoya, played by Takeshi Kitano, fails to hit the target, he hands the weapon to his partner Kazuma, saying that gun was useless. The quote "Dame da, kono teppo" (ダメだこの鉄砲) has become very famous.

In the manga, Togashi (Takeshi) fails to hit Pikachu with his gun. Instead, he ended up dodging the bullets and dismembering everyone.

The scene of Takeshi holding the umbrella while shooting other men is also famous. The actor had a motorcycle accident in 1994, so the eyepatch his character wears in the movie was because his right eye was still leaking fluids. Togashi drew him without the eyepatch.

#pikachu #pokemon #virtua fighter #yoshihiro togashi #gonin #Takeshi Kitano #Beat Takeshi #Akira Yuki #わんだふりゃFIGHT #STUDIO LOUD IN SCHOOL #Hagiwara Kazushi #Wandafrya FIGHT #Lion Rafale #ダメだこの鉄砲 #This gun is useless

[wretchedprophecy]

#pov your principal has incapacitated 3 of your friends #mind controlled the one with a gun to go after you #your god has died so you are essentially useless to the battle #but theres a vulture you really want to talk to #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year

[angheling]

Here’s a little doodle dump of Tonis I put together because I love him

#Trigun #Tristamp #Trigun Stampede #Trigun Fanart #Rosa #Tonis #Zazie the Beast #Vash the Stampede #Mishmashed whatever info on him across Tri-canons I could get ahold of with some of my own hcs #So he’s interested in sporting short spiky hair with an undercut like his 98 and Trimax counterparts did because #Tristamp Vash sports short spiky hair with an undercut and he thinks he’s so cool and he wants to be just like him #He asks his mom to buy him a real gun only to be told no like his 98 and Trimax counterparts did but he’s also asking for one #just because he wants to be more helpful to his mom as she’s progressing through her pregnancy and his dad’s no longer #around because he kept being utterly useless around the house up until the day his mom finally kicked his lazy ass out #by bringing in more or much bigger wams he ever could with his net and cage #But his mom still doesn’t want to because she wants to keep him as far away from the violence prevalent across NML especially #at his age as possible seeing as she explicitly told him to scram before going after Vash along with the rest of the town for his bounty #in Tristamp unlike in 98’ and Trimax where even the kids took part in the chase #Not very good at writing dialogue so I thought maybe I could just draw the gist of it instead dunno how I did there but that’s #basically what’s going at the bottom left and upper right corners

[nyxofdemons]

hey is this a dagger or a sword i keep seeing people say it's a sword but the perspective had me thinking it was a knife, but if it IS a sword that has EXTREMELY DIFFERENT VIBES so??

#sword has classical epic romance night in shining armor to save a prince type vibe #but DAGGER has 'willing to fight impossible odds with a useless tiny weapon bc i need to protect my beloved no matter what' #i want blitz to kick andre's ass sooooo bad teeny tiny imp with a gun and a stupid little knife against a demon lord of eldritch power and #he fucking WINS bc he loves stolas that much and is that determined to protect him #also i justrealized i said night instead of knight im not retyping all these though fjglgjfk #mine #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #stolas helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #blitzo helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss stolitz #stolitz helluva boss #helluva trailer 2 #blitz #stolas #stolitz #polls

[storeboughtbrand]

Mav doesn’t understand Memes. The daggers tried (they tried so hard) but they’ve created a monster. All he sends is raccoon memes - please send help.

#All Ice wanted to know is when his hubby would be home for dinner #Now he’s hoping his husband gets lost on the way #Admiral Simpson is done #The flyboys are done #GOOSE’S FORCE GHOST IS DONE #the only one who appreciates Mav’s memes is Jake and we all know why #Everytime the flyboys do a mental health check on Mav through text he sends one of these kinds of memes #Unhonestly at this point Slider is ready to ship Mav off to a mental health hospital and throw away the key #once again another useless contribution to the fandom #icemav #storeboughtheadcanons #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #top gun maverick #top gun shitpost #baby daggers armed with daggers

[dms-a-jem]

Martin in Depeche Mode videos

Part 5 - 1997-2004

(Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4)

#martin gore #depeche mode #barrel of a gun #it’s no good #home #useless

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo #HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn. #luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!! #what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there #FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :( #one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend #usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase #nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls #i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki #luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg #cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy #zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over #zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn #komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom #luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk #it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also #was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up??? #'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!' #flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe #zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her #that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme #fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems #foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests #now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby #the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies #kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs

[taikanyohou]

“Would you stop saying that you’ve got nothing left?” VEGAS + PETE + MACAU | KinnPorsche (2022).

#vegaspetemacau #vegaspete #kinnporsche #asianlgbtqdramas #* #faiza gifs #its the way pete is vegas' anchor like. it doesnt matter. pete will continue to remind him of the things that matter the most. #sometimes i feel vegas just gets so overwhelmed by this numbing pain of feeling so useless and powerless #bc without power what is he? even when he was vegas from the minor family ... he was still Someone. #and now he isnt even that anymore #and so there's this hollowness ... and its not something that is gonna go away in one night. #no this still fucks him up and wrecks him even later on down the line #and pete is there in those times telling him what matters the most #and what matters the most is what brings him the most joy and peace and comfort #not a 2 second high/thrill of blowing someone's brains out and being covered in blood #and that he and the people that matter to him - pete and macau - deserve each other's company. they've had to lose so much for it. #and so slowly .... these 2 boys become vegas' reason to carry on. #love feeding love with love. #but at some point. in like. s2. i so badly want to see vegas get those urges. his hand forms a fist just like he's holding a gun in it. #his finger hooked like he's about to pull the trigger #bc he misses that feeling. #bc thats all he's known. #and then after a few deep breaths he relaxes his fist and his fingers. #but at some point i NEED to see vegas breakdown again. telling pete and macau that its not them. #its NOT THEM #its him and these urges dont stop #and theyre hugging each other - all 3 of them - and they ask vegas: what is it you want? what do you want? #and vegas tells them he just wants to feel useful again. #and pete and macau GET what vegas means straight away. they dont even need to ask. #they just look at each other and understand what vegas is saying.

[pempempemto]

how we doing horror sans enjoyers

#horror sans #horrortale #sans #undertale au #utmv #he’s so fun to draw i love him #i also love the concept of horror having smoke magic #which is in reality inherently useless its just #kinda like his magic being all fucked and coming out the wrong way #hence the smoke #anyways read horrortale gun emoji

[ghostoffuturespast]

I know we've all been gushing about the fancy outfits, but hear me out... tactical gear.

(Grandpa having war flash backs to basic training at Arasaka. Also, I know she looks cool but she is a garbage sniper. Do not ask her to cover you.)

#cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty #virtual photography #dogtown lookbook #oc: valerie hye jin li #my grandpa v #stinky not fresh #that rifle is basically a mini rail gun #useless with my build #but lady with big gun

[todayisafridaynight]

Wait I haven't played Y3 so this might be a stupid question, but where did Daigo get the gun when he woke up from his coma? Did Mine just put one in his pocket just in case??

not a dumb question at all my friend :) here's a quick lil video i put together to show you

#snap chats #i absolutely did not need to make a video i couldve just explained it but this scene still makes me cackle #please enjoy my shitty edits #but yeah Text Based Explanation #kiryu takes his shirt off and challenges mine to a fight and although mine thinks its useless #he throws the gun to the side and throws down with kiryu #once daigo wakes up- presuming he heard everything- he rolls out of bed #i dont know if he knew the gun was there but if he heard everything then he probably heard the gun clatter beside him #or just his lucky break whos to say #but yeah thats how he gets the gun

[collinnmckinley]

I dont even play the game anymore, but for a very well known reason this makes me mad...

I was actually thinking about coming back to this game, but now i dont think i will if they do my main that dirty.

#jay talks #yes of course! #nerf the only operator that can counter every other op that has flashbangs #and basically its like 80% now cause- #wtf is that roster! #but no fr tho! #they made warden to be jager 2.0 #people made fun of him #then comes in the current meta #which is just smokes and flashbang meta #then everyone uses him in every match #what happens when he becomes more viable? #they nerf him #mf had to be turned to 2 speed and was given impact grenades cause he was THAT useless #fuck you ubisoft #r6s #edit: just so people dont get confused like that anon #im mad cause his gun is gettin nerfed basically #they're removing his 1.5x scope #but i listed everything I can that pissed me off about how they handled warden

[nyxi-pixie]

i need mike to be DESPERATE to spend time with will again in s5 bc theyve been apart for so long and mikes been pushing him away so i Need him to be constantly like attached to will at the fuckin hip and wills just like ive got shit to do just stay put for a minute pls and mikes just like No I Have To Be With You At All Times Or I Will DIE.

#mike making up for lost time by being absolutely insufferable #literally not leaving wills side for a single Second #idc this is the only way they can make him beat the bad friend allegations #give me clingy!mike and his badass boyfriend #RN #byler #will off to shoot some demogorgons w a massive fucking gun hes acquired from somewhere (nancys ever growing secret stock probably) #and lil useless mike whos only ever good at verbal fighting is just following after him like a lost puppy #kidding abt mike being useless btw hes just. not. the best. physically. <3

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

The fash are really losing their minds for like multiple weeks straight cause a white, affluent trans woman influencer did a promo for a fucking beer brand. Insane how quickly the Overton window has shifted into an outright refusal to permit trans people to exist publicly in this shithole country.

#i know she's been a high profile target for buddying up to biden #still #i hope she gets a gun and stops paling around with useless dems #transphobia tw

[storeboughtbrand]

Mav at any formal Military event: My husband may be called Iceman, but he’s actually not that ice-cold or aggressive. He’s just being a good wingman 😊.

The Husband in question:

The Others at Any Formal Military Event: Ice - Rooster

#These two see each other through rose tinted glasses #Im pretty sure Ice is technically abusing his power but like it’s for love #Mav just sees his pretty husband while Ice verbally attacks every admiral within a 5 foot radius #This man does not hesitate bitch #Ice has squared up with Goose before and will not hesitate to do so again #Some men ask for a mother’s blessing to marry their child #Iceman said Dibs and then squared up against Mother Goose while Slider provided moral support on the sidelines #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #nick goose bradshaw #ron slider kerner #icemav #iceman x maverick #top gun #top gun maverick #storeboughtheadcanons #once again another useless contribution to the fandom

[dms-a-jem]

Dave in Depeche Mode videos

Part 5 - 1997-2004

(Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4)

#depeche mode #dave gahan #barrel of a gun #it’s no good #home #useless #only when I lose myself #dream on #i feel loved #free love #goodnight lovers #enjoy the silence ‘04