#The bugs mostly came from Lord Hater's room since they're near each other and SOMEONE keeps leaving food out

[eyeballcommander]

Say, if you like cats so much, why don't you just get one? Lord Hater has a pet, Dr. Schwarzschild has a pet...

Who? ...Wait, that's Bert.

Anyways pets-- even relatively low maintenance animd like cats-- are a lot of work. And I barely have enough time to take care of myself!

Seriously, how'm I supposed to remember to feed it when I keep forgetting to eat?

#I USED to have some spiders in my room #Nice ordinary spiders that did a good job at pest control #I'm not even sure if I can call them pets because I pretty much allowed them to exist and they rarely acknowledged me #Given that they're- y'know #Spiders #I swear those things will stay still for months #Only way to check if there's still a spider there is to get a pointer out and give it a light poke #it was nice to watch them weave their webs when they happened to do it around me #And I did look forward to seeing them #But SOMEBODY'S beast that can hardly be called a spider climbed up and ATE them!!! #Can't even keep Captain Tim out when he looooove using the vents #And believe me I've been experimenting with acid proof walls! #Anyways #This is why I can't have nice things #Even a symbiotic relationship with my Four Corner Guardians who I fed once in a blue moon #The bugs mostly came from Lord Hater's room since they're near each other and SOMEONE keeps leaving food out #So aside from a few rare occasions they were entirely self sufficient