Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you
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you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.
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Just be silly bro please. You're forgetting your whimsy, this isn't you.
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yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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How to be hot online without showing hole
just act insane and weird and creepy
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Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm
I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!
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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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iit means you need to boil him in oil
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i honestly forget that autism mums say 'autism won today' to mean like their kid had a meltdown and that they are ableist. like nooo autism win means something like i found something cool out about my special interest or i managed to avoid a meltdown or i got to infodump!!!!! autism win is good!!!!!!
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His name is gort
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Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD
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