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#The alternative to this was Soap being a Genie in a magic 8 ball
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Gremlin!Reader, shaking a magic 8 ball they bought off a creepy guy in a dark alley for 50 cents: Oh Magic 8 Ball, will I ever get vengeance upon my enemies? Will I get to drink their blood and feast upon their flesh like the god among mortals that I am?
The magic 8 ball, possessed by one Johnny “Soap” MacTavish: Hell if I know
Gremlin!Reader: *pouts* knew you where a hunk of junk!
Magic 8 ball: Rude
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