James: "Regulus, mate, ever tried the Jugulus position?"
Regulus: "What's that?"
James: "It's like trying to find a shooting star in the bedroom. Catch my drift?"
Sirius (enters, annoyed): "I leave for five minutes, and you two start discussing constellations in the sheets?"
Regulus: "It's just a joke, Sirius. Lighten up."
James (grinning): "Yeah, lighten up, Padfoot. Not everything is as serious as you."
Sirius (groans): "You two and your cosmic humor. I'm outta here."
Cue James and Regulus sharing a cheeky glance as Sirius exits. 🌟😏 #NotForSiriusEyes
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