HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE
WHAT
THE FUCK
OKAY. I PREFER IF THAT'S THE CASE.
OH THANK GOD.
YOU WILL LIVE ANOTHER DAY ENDO, BUT BE WARNED.
OH MY GOD THEY ARE LITERALLY THEIR NEIGHBORS.
I GET IT, YOR WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE THEM SINCE THEY JUST MOVED IN, THAT MAKES SENSE
BUT WHY THE FUCK THOSE KIDS WERE ACTING LIKE HE WAS THERE ALL DAY EVERY DAY WHEN HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR OR TWO?!
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huh, so you actually knew what it was? I'm impressed. I read the words "winning ticket" and immediately went "oh god anya please leave his money alone"
OH MY GOD MAN YOU DIDN'T EVEN ATE THE CANDY
OH GOD PLEASE
ALSO WE'RE REALLY ADAMANT THAT THERE'S EVEN A HOUSE ANYMORE, I'LL BE REALLY MAD IF THIS IS JUST A BAIT AND SWITCH TO HURT ME
...
Is that the fucking word for candy store in japanese
in the middle of 1960s germany???
Well, it's not impossible, but like the yakisoba burger that Becky shoved down Anya's throat before, I need to raise an eyebrow
OH GOD BOND GOT A TRAIL
PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE A HOUSE
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Yeah, well, she never experienced having parents before you two came around, so, it's a new experience every day I would say.
Yeah, some people take not knowing as alright, they don't see it as a problem, you can't miss something you never knew and all that, but some people feel a hole left behind for things and people they never even met. We can't say what way a person feel about the past for them, that's their business to decide.
Anya, don't you go accusing him of being a spy or something, because I swear to god-
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And that's the end of the chapter and- oh what's this? There's a short mission right after this chapter, just waiting for me?
Oh my... Alright, I'm not even going to give my thoughts here, let us see what this short mission has in store before.
And there's even a cover page for it? Let's see...
...
huh...
I... I have a feeling I won't like this
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"And we're Anya's new grandparents, nice to meet you." -Those two, probably.
I WAS JOKING ABOUT IT
ALSO WHEN DID HE GOT THOSE FLOWERS?
...
OH FUCK, HE MIGHT BE SENILE, BUT HE WAS A SPY OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
YEAH GRANDMA! HIT THAT!
SEE THAT YOR? THAT'S HOW YOU TWO WILL BE LIKE. EVENTUALLY. WHEN YOU TWO STOP BEING TSUNDERES ABOUT IT.
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oh thank god we finally arrived
now... for the heartbreak...
wait-
wait no-
w h a t
NO YOR, I'M PRETTY SURE BOND GOT IT RIGHT
ENDO WOULDN'T BE THIS EVIL, RIGHT???
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YEAH ANYA, SINCE YOU THINK HE'LL DIE ANY MOMENT AND GIVE YOU ALL HIS FORTUNE
BUT THERE IS NO FORTUNE, LIKE THERE IS NO BARBARA
SHE WENT TO THAT OLD LADY FARM UPSTATE TO LIVE WITH THE OTHER OLD LADIES.
WELL, SHE WASN'T MAKING FUN OF YOU, BUT TWILIGHT DEFINITELY NEEDS TO HAVE A TALK WITH HER ABOUT BARGING IN ON OLD PEOPLE'S WILLS LIKE THAT
ANYA PLEASE I WAS JUST MAKING FUN OF THIS FOR GOD'S SAKE
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YOR I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED TO GIVE THIS PLACE A VISIT LATER ON. A MAFIA BRANCH THIS CLOSE TO YOUR HOME? IT DEFINITELY NEEDS SOME... CLEANING.
WE HOPE SO, OTHERWISE YOU REALLY MESSED UP SOMETHING WITH HER.
ENDO I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS CHAPTER
NEVER
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Oh yeah, it's that
The kids were talking about him like he was always there. So this is where he lives, the park.
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ANYA
STOP
PLEASE
NO YOR, IT'S USELESS
YOU ALREADY GOT HIM HOME
THE BUILDING HE'S THINKING ABOUT WAS DESTROYED BACK IN THE WAR, IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYWHERE BESIDES HIS HEART
...
OKAY SO THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT WHERE HE LIVES THAT MUCH I CAN CONFIRM.
UNLESS HE WAS AN ASSASSIN BACK IN THE DAY
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OH MY GOD PLEASE
AT LEAST WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS, SINCE BOND DECIDED NOT BEING OF ANY HELP TODAY.
...
oh my god, he's homeless, isn't he?
Old, with dementia, his wife is dead, and he lives on the streets
Endo, you better start running...
"Peel" is he a fucking tangerine now or something???
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It's already being painful seeing this poor old man not remember most of his life, oh god I'm already bracing myself for the end
Oh yeah, you were here, you saw it all... But it seems that wasn't where Barbara died, since your memories of her were of her as old as you.
ANYA PLEASE YOU ONLY LISTENS WHEN YOU CAN MAKE IT SOUND BAD OUT OF CONTEXT, RIGHT?
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oh now you're using you power huh
when it starts being about wills and money
shame on you Anya, I'll get you canceled on twitter.
Again.
Later on, at the Markets of Justice...
ANYA YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING PUT ON HIS WILL, THAT'S FOR SURE
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OH DEAR GOD HE HAS EYES THAT'S HORRIFYING
Yeah that's honestly a better way to handle this, trying to find his way back home by seeing where he was heading next.
Still, that won't change that most crucial of facts.
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ANYA PLEASE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL UP WHEN IT CAME TO SAVING THE WORLD AND HELPING PEOPLE
I KNOW YOU'RE FOUR BUT STILL, TWILIGHT TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS
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SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT IMAGINING HER UP IN THE CLOUDS IS EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE
Anya please, if he can't recall where he lives why do you think that reading his mind will help? It would be far easier get Bond to predict if going a certain direction will help find his home or not.
ENDO PLEASE THIS POOR MAN
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HURT ME BY HURTING HIM-
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OH THANK GOD THEY WILL HELP HIM, RIGHT?
THEY AREN'T GONNA JUST GET HIM DOWN AND LET HIM GO HIS WAY, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
Oh Anya you have no idea...
But, something more worrying than that, is the person who's looking for
something tells me she's not around anymore
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oh dear god man don't do this to me Endo c'mon
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Well that's already a mood, but I already see this is gonna be really fucking sad.
oh god why, we were doing so well with the funny stuff
...
fucking what now
Yeah Anya, same.
Now can you kindly tell those bastards to piss off and leave him alone?
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