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#SHE JUST THREATENED TO CALL THE COPS ON CHILI IM
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HELP THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING—
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kyukyuhunnie · 9 months ago
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Watch “Flower of Evil” with Me!
Episode 4
oh oh ohhh ohhhhhh
we are back with episode four
i am so excited honestly like the DRAMA OF IT ALL
anyways, sake is sleeping on the floor, i have my water kind o- oh, nopei just looked i must go and gather thirst quenching liquids
rain
*rain starts playing in the background*
rain the singer, i hope that got across to everyone that that was what i was meaning
anyways
onwards with the show!
is this anotherOMG FLASHBACK
omgggg the young joongi with blonde hair is so cute
jiwon is so cute i lvoe her
this is the best kind of first date
oooohhhhh
thats
oh
oooohhhh
bitch!!!
this is some cute shit
awwwww
O MY GODDDD
I DO FEEL EMOTIONALS IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
rock paper scissors i love
a;ldskjfa;lskdjfas he did play too im sick thats adorable
oh he
hes realizing hes in love
i am ;akfjaowierhfawrh;
SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS SO PRECIOUS FUCKING
kiss her ikiss her ksis kher
bitchc
if you dont i woill
oh no
thats absolutely TERRIFYING
demon man is back
is that rain or tears
whos to say
she’s really weird???
boy
oh wait okay i get it
nevermind
noooo jiwonnie nooo
dont cryeee
literally what is happening with his parents
i have many question
whe
she’s chugging that medicine
ohhh good she apologized
akl;dfja;slkdj he smileee
oh i didnt realize jiwon was in charge of the case
what is happening in this family like genuinely
i havent looked up spoilers yet which is weird for me
but
OH HE REALLY DID SAY ITS NOT JUST HIS MAMI AND HIS DAD
*eyes emoji*
like okay i dont know how i feel about the father yet but i do know that as mean as the mother is i do like her just the slightest bc i somewhat udnerstand ehr motivations
what is going on with
what
thats a rubix cube
this man is goin gto cause trouble in the future isnt he
not the dad though i wouldnt be overly surprised
but coma man
the original heeseong
hm i hate this actually
is that coffee?
in a can?
i do not understand what is going on
how long has heeseong out?  like wouldnt his hair be longer?
anyways
dect. choi and i have iss
thtasts a dead man
tahts blood
mmm dont like taht
what
wa
who??
what??
ma’am???
sir
what
WHAT
what the fuck is
oh its like a drama or someting christ
who is this lady
what
WHAT IS THAT JOONGI’S OLDER SISTER
WAHT
instincts??
oh shit
wow
the standoff
her
shes aid her hyunsoo
what is
is she going to cry
nope she skedooted on out
oh so he
joongi white shirt wet heari no one touch me
i really need to see him with earrings fuck
what is going on?
COMMERCIAL
NO
why did jiwonnie put him in the coat
but babe deflection like that will make you a bit suspicous baobei
stop showing me b t s commercials i literally DO NOT care
af;lkfaoh nevermind hes just teasing her
the fact that we all know its not him bc of alibi....but he cant say anthing bc secret life...
shut up why is this so
he really said im going to sleep on my wife’s lap
JIWON UNNIE YOURE DAMN RIGHGT HE WAS INFLUENCED
the way that joongi was like oh shit let me run though the list of like four people i know
ew theyres so grosssss
htats so cute i cant
YES HE WAS ALWAYS THAT HANDSMOE
SHUT UP THESTS SO CUTSE
GET ME A ROMANCE LIKE THIS
she said i will SLEEP
yes
fuck i love how much joongi must be loving the fact he gets to play a romantic lead FUCK
let him do more like this god
what
whos this woman
yes reporternim fuck it up fuck up the information
oh shit
hes acting as reporternim
one day i jsut want to shake joongi’s hand for the acting of this scene specifically
who else could know
oh dear that old woman definitely knows something huh
what
oh my god
no thats jiwon pregnent?
who is this woman???
oh
sl;akdjfpowieah step-sibling vibe im weak
aj;dsfkjawepao AS IF HE MET HIM YESTERDAY FUCK
god detective cutie looks so good im screamigninsdie
i simp for him and for joongi and jiwon
it be like that sometimes
detective im?
is that detc. cutie?
taxi man is literally right outside of the
oh my god???
he???
what the fuck is going on
who is this man
actor of the year
FISH MAN
KISH KEYCHAIN MAN
OH MY GOD
lmao his ‘tapes’
what a delighteful oldie
is taxi man someone whos been wronged by joongi??
i feel like i should state now that im never probably going to call him by his character’s name
and we cut back to my man
it was the same taxi
oh FUCK
al;kdfja;lwe that hes on hisside im sick
what is that
a recording device?
sir.
asl;dkfjasld;kfj they said we like to observe proper traffic things
akdfj;asld
wait theres a missing body still?
aiyah what is happening
ooohhha fijaweoih conspiracy time im very here for this jiwon unnie
who is sharing fuckin dead peoples fingernails with thier children jesus
wow they are going to get caught arent they
by some sort of speed trap
also why is do the car speak to him
sister’s necklace
bitch the FUCK
i KNEW HE RECOGNIZED THAT
HE DATED JOONGI’S SISTER
W H A T
al;ksdfj;alkdjf he said muttering time
oh shit
cop car?
cop car?
dklfjas;l “im a cool guy”
oh
oh shit
inchresting
a;lsdkfja;lke he really just straight up deleted things
wow
nice watch
god joongi looked hot while he was threatening reporter-nim
me: needs to stop simping for joongi
me: is going to do so anyways
oops its trauma time
oh i guess we the audience are going to expereicne it too
i wonder what happened with the sister you know
like....it was very obvious that she still holds some sort of postiivie feelings towards her brother
so are we seeing waht happened while hes telling it?  bc i love when that happens plot-wise
akdfjals;d no that didnt happen
ok no this isnt going to go well
the reluctant friendship of sorts that theyre going thru rn is comedic in this tense show aldjfa;sldj
OH FUCK
WHAT
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
AHJUMMA
OH NO
THIS ISNT GOOD
awww eunha is is background thats so sweet
oh my god
is he gonna
what is who is that guy
TAXI MAN
JEONG MISOOK?
WHO
who is that
god hes so creepy but the diaologue is so funny
dont look back
just go
go
just g o
G O
OK THAT WAS HOT JOONGI
THAT WAS KINDA HOT WITHT EH ONE ARM FLIP
RUN JOONGI RUN OH MY GOD
OH NO SHE’S CATCHING UP FUC FUCK CUFASOIODJFAPWEIO
AIYAH I DONT LIKE THIS
okay maybe the pause to turn on her phone’s flashlight gave him the time he needed to
nevermind hes still here
yah i dont like this
the tensity
my poor nerves
is that
no
sir
the light oh shit
is jiwon okay
oh no
jiwon
fuck his nose
as;ldfjaoiewhra in the knackers
yikes
man he is losing huh
her anlek
oh noOH NO
OH NOAIYAH
OH NO
doesnt she have the keys?
oh no her phone
i have so many worries and all of them have to do this show
OH MY GOD
WAIT
IS JIWON JEONG MISOOK
adkfj;aewikj if it is i’‘ll scream if its not i’ll look like boo boo the fool
oh he bleeding
oh noooo
okay detectivve cutie found her so shes safe at least
besides her ankle probably
so whos watching over eunha?
okay thanks to the guy fucking up, he at leat is no longer a suspect
oh its b&b time
oh that place is so cute acutally
did my man get played?
what
okay?
i love the seniors in this town
dfoajd this is so fun to see them gossip
taxi driver
im hojoon
im propiosng to him as we speak
oh misook was mr. taxi’s wife
oh shit now they realize that he be the scammer
omg
i like....vaguely want to feel bad for him but he is being so creepy and obsessive so like
can’t
also the old (now deceased roommate) was kinda handsome but i think that he should like have a scar going across his face personally
oh eunha is with mother in law
ohhh noooo eunhaaa
baobei
the way that the mil is trying to not laugh like wow
they really did this writing well
my heart aches to have eunha cry though
actor of the year award give it to my daughter
OH NO
OH NO HIS WATCH OH MY GOD
OH NO
oh fuck
OH NO
IT IS HIS WATCH
OH fUCK
WHY IS DO I WANT TO CRY NOW
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE END OF THE EPISODE FUCK
I
okay the end credit song is pretty metal ngl
OH IS THIS THE FIRST EPISODE THING THAT WE SEE OMG
OH MY GOD
YOOOOOOO
I AM NOT PREPARED AT ALL
anyways
thank you for reading!!!
stay safe and stay healthy <333
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