#RIGHT SO I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE REIJI GETTING HIS INTESTINES EATEN OUT HIS ASS TEN MINUTES IN. REALLY SET THE TONE

[todayisafridaynight]

THE MOLE SONG!!!!!!!!! PLEASE ENJOY I AM SO EXCITED TO TALK (ALWAYS AM BUT!!!!!)

HEY I SAVED OFF ON ANSWERING THIS UNTIL I FINISHED THE MOVIE AND IN THE SHORTEST REVIEW POSSIBLE

THAT WAS DEFINITELY A MOVIE™️

#snap chats #thicker review down here laLKAJLKJ #i dont have words i just have feelings- taking all my rings off just to type thisLAKJVKL #im not doing this cohesively im just. Stream of Cosciousness #RIGHT SO I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE REIJI GETTING HIS INTESTINES EATEN OUT HIS ASS TEN MINUTES IN. REALLY SET THE TONE #it reminded me of 1000 Ways to Die though..... i remember loving that show growing up #OH BUT ON THAT NOTE I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED THOSE LIL CUT AWAYS it was cute. esp at the police academy #where all the extra officers were just lil ( ._. ) mates ☠️ #this movie was damn ridiculous bro i loved it- BUT SPEAKING OF FUNNY #PLEAAASSEE PAPILLON'S MORAL COMPASS IS GUIDED BY THE BIT I LOVE THAT LAKVJLAEKJV just like me fr 😭☠️☠️ #crazy motherfucker putting a gun in his mouth TAKING HIS DICK OUT AT THE CLUB??? he's insane your honor. #FLYING A PLANE WITHOUT A LICENSE 'do you have a license to pilot this <:)' motherfucker said ':))))' ☠️☠️ #I Repeat he's so committed to the bit everything he got fuckin butterfly themed THE KNIFE'S A BUTTERFLY KNIFE i respect it.... #oh but on THAT note i actually really liked how reiji picked up on his type of humor. also gutterfly.... shut up that IS funny 😭 #reiji in general though was fun to watch. like he's a freak and coward initially but then watching him just go Balls Deep was nutso #taking papillon's word to heart... Commit To The Bit or whatever... he really ate the fuckin cup.... #AND THE SCENE WHERE HE HAD SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND reiji...... the fuck going on upstairs... you wanna do some self reflection... #nekozawa crashing into the fuckin. police all 🧍‍♂️😭😭☠️☠️ NEKOZAWA IN GENERAL #NO WAIT THE ROBOT LEGS BIT STOP. dramatic-ass sequence just to say I Got Them Overseas :) The End :) #SHUT UP that DID make me laugh idc everything makes me laugh at this point #there's a joke to be made here about tsutsumi never being able to have wings without them breaking but. He Does Get Them Back In This #Metaphorically Speaking. toru went fuckin splat tho SORRY.☠️ #the fuckin dogs. wh. WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BOUT THE DOGS and here i thought they put drugs /in/ the dogs #cause i know there were cases of drug trafficking that involved putting drugs in dogs but no them bitches just paddlin with em #the charade bit was so silly.... arguing with each other while watching a fight and reiji try to communicate this shit #and then reiji doesnt even have to sneak round anymore cause papillon really said Hey. Drugs Suck. Ok? :) LIKE BASED. COMMON GOAL #IM GONNA RUN OUT OF TAGS I KNOW IT SO LEMME SAY i see there are two more movies.... the third one i only found with jp subs tho... #DEFINITELY WANNA WATCH THE SECOND WHEN I GET TIME BUT I REALLY SHOULD FOCUS ON MY WORK OH NOOO #thank you so much for reccing this movie i swear to god. i'm still recovering. oh my god