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You Won't Believe the 10 Reasons Why Pet Rocks Are Taking Over the World!

Move over, cats and dogs - there's a new pet in town, and it's made of stone. That's right, I'm talking about pet rocks, and here are 10 reasons why everyone should have one:

They don't shed. No more vacuuming up pet hair!

They don't need to be fed or walked. No more early morning walks in the rain!

They're low-maintenance. No more expensive vet bills!

They're quiet. No more barking or meowing!

They're hypoallergenic. No more sneezing or itchy eyes!

They're great listeners. No more dealing with people who talk too much!

They're calming. Just holding a rock can reduce stress and anxiety.

They're unique. No two rocks are exactly alike!

They're environmentally friendly. No more plastic toys or pet waste!

They're affordable. You can find a pet rock just about anywhere for free!

So there you have it, folks. 10 reasons why pet rocks are the perfect pet. They may not fetch or purr, but they're always there for you when you need a rock-solid companion.

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