#PAYNELAND

[klausbens]

Dead Boy Detectives 1.01 · The Case of Crystal Palace

#dead boy detectives #dbdedit #deadboydetectivesedit #edwin payne #paynland #george rexstrew #dbda #payneland #dbd netflix #dailynetflix #dailyflicks #tvedit #televisiongifs #*

[vyeoh]

Fic where after realizing his feeling charles looks up edwardian courting tactics because he CANNOT chance edwin misunderstanding him after rejecting him the first time. he does his research and after countless books and internet dives, he's reached a solution: he will propose marriage

#vio.txt #yes there were many fun rules of social interaction that have been romanticized by historial dramas #but this is far funnier #and usually thats how a courtship began with upper class couples since much of the time marriage and courtship were a financial ritual #but i think charles would see this and go. my bestie is emotionally repressed. he is edwardian. #conclusion: all edwardians are emotionally repressed and require direct action. bit weird but ill do it for him <3 #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #dbda #payneland #edwin payne #charles rowland #'two blokes can get married nowadays. i can ask for your hand in marriage properly n all isnt that brill'

[anaart-stuff]

You can count on me ✨️💕

Jayden mentioned on stream that this song was Edwin and Charles song and I started working on this:')💕

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #charles and edwin #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #painland #paynland #payneland

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

I just know that there's a record of Charles comparing his relationship with Edwin to extremely famous romantic couples.

Probably, there was a moment, during a case, with both of them in extreme danger, between the lines of:

Charles, looking down a balcony: "Isn't this just like Romeo and Juliet?!"

Edwin, who just fell two floors to the ground: "Charles, they both died!"

Charles: Just like us, mate

(he didn't finish Romeo and Juliet either)

#kill me later #I mean edwin's reaction to the orpheus and eurydice comment just makes me think it's not news for them #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #paineland #charles rowland #edwin paine #payneland #dead boy detective netflix #painland #paynland #chedwin #charles and edwin #notebook entry

[coloursflyaway]

I just saw that Jayden has Work Song by Hozier on his playlist for Charles, along with Fair my Amazing Devil and There Is A Light That Never Goes Out by the Smiths, and I just know that man is currently begging every Netflix executive and Dead Boy Detectives writer to let him kiss George on the mouth in the next season and I love him so much

#dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives #jayden revri #charles rowland #payneland #paynland #paineland #im voting for him to become the leader of the shippers ill follow him

[tragedy-machine]

No, but Charles is insane for comparing him an Edwin to Orpheus and Eurydice without knowing the ending of their story

He went, "Oh, so we're like that one couple in that romantic story set in hell?" HUH????????

#he saw hell and two lovers on a staircase and went #hang on i know what this reminds me of #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #payneland #my posts #charles rowland #painland #edwin x charles #chedwin

[shamelessly-obsessed]

Charles “He’s my best mate and by that I mean my soulmate and love of my life who I have been with for the past 30 years, gave up heaven for, went to hell for and plan to be with for the rest of our eternity” Rowland

#he’s got some shit to figure out #bi disaster #charles rowland #dbda #dead boy detectives #dbd netflix #charles x edwin #edwin x charles #edwin paine #edwin payne #chedwin #paineland #payneland #paynland #the dead boy detectives

[shit-talker]

I want a Dead Boy Detectives rewrite fic, except Edwin and Charles have been dating for about 20 years, but absolutely nobody can tell, and every damn chapter they have to explain that Yes, we are dating, No, this isn't a new thing, catch up.

#like not even niko catches on at first #jenny does though #she meets the boys and she's immediately like “oh ok” #speaking of #i want more jenny interactions with the boys #they deserve bitchy goth big sister too god dammit #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #dbda #charles rowland #edwin payne #payneland #charles rowland x edwin payne #shit talker talks #Cat King : Do you have a special friendship? #Edwin : I like to think it's a little more complex than thag but okay #Niko : You do know two boys can like-like each other right? #Edwin : Why does everyone assume I don't know about gay people????

[purgatory606]

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #jayden revri #george rexstrew #payneland

[they-stare-i-ship]

no one actually says "we've got literally forever to figure out what the rest means" unless they're at least a lil sus of their feelings. you can always close the door very sweetly with you're my best mate and no one is more important and there's no one else i'd go to hell for.

you can always do that but charles decided to add the forever line and i want season 2 renewal so bad i am going insane

#charles rowland #edwin payne #payneland #painland #dbda #dbd #dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives #jayden revri #george rexstrew #netflix dbd #dbd netflix

[heavenly-haunted]

OH MY GOD

#dead boy detectives #george rexstrew #jayden revri #charles rowland #edwin payne #paynland #painland #paineland #payneland #edwin paine #charles and edwin #charles x edwin #edwin and charles #edwin x charles #netflix #dead boy detective agency #dead boy detective badge #dbda

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

underrated adorable detail is that whenever anything, Edwin is handing shit to Charles. And he takes it, no question, but he is surprised every time without failure.

Opening package? hand him knife and empty box. sorting mail? hand him envelopes. Splitting groups? hand him lantern. don't even say words just hand him ítem.

#about the dead boys #payneland #<-technically #edwin payne #charles rowland #dbd netflix #dead boy detectives

[monaluffy-art]

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective fanart #dead boy detective netflix #charles rowland #edwin payne #edwin x charles #painland #payneland #monaluffyart #dead boy detective agency

[klausbens]

#me too charles #me too

#dead boy detectives #dbdedit #deadboydetectivesedit #charles rowland #edwin payne #paynland #jayden revri #george rexstrew #dbda #payneland #dbd netflix #dailynetflix #dailyflicks #tvedit #televisiongifs #*

[finchfvkingcortes]

do you think edwin never saw any red flags in the way charles talked about his father not just because charles was so good at hiding how it effected him and the true extent of it by only making off hand comments here and there, but also because edwin grew up in a time where corporal punishment in schools and hitting children as punishment was especially normalised? because i do. corporal punishment and caning wasn’t banned in state schools until 1986 and in private schools until 1998 and we can assume that being in a seemingly private boarding school meant it was something edwin absolutely experienced, as it was in all schools and probably homes when he was a child, and something we can assume charles probably experienced depending on how strict the school remained up until his death but that’s not really relevant. what i’m trying to say is that hitting children and pretty brutal punishment by today’s standards was incredibly commonplace for edwin, it was an everyday occurrence, so no wonder he didn’t bat an eye at charles’ offhand comments about his fathers temper. on top of that george has said that in his mind edwin’s father wasn’t a very caring man to his son which isn’t surprising considering the time period and wouldn’t have aided him in realising that something was wrong with the way charles’ father treated him (always assuming he didn’t know the extent of it, of course). edwin’s obliviousness to how much charles’ father hurt and also effected him comes from an early 1900s perspective where a comment or two about his fathers temper wouldn’t be as alarming as it was to crystal, because aren’t all fathers cold and uncaring? aren’t all children disciplined with force?

#i don’t know that edwin ever knew about charles’ father hitting him #this is mostly about how charles’ offhand comments wouldn’t have raised any red flags in edwin’s mind immediately #i swear i do have happy thoughts sometimes #just not that often compared to angst #dead boy detectives #edwin paine #charles rowland #painland #payneland #edwin payne

[singt0me]

gaiman verse always scratches my brain so nicely. like yeah absolutely create a universe where everything happens around the same couple of dates. morpheus and edwin paine are captured and sacrificed in occult rituals at the same time in 1916. charles dies the same year morpheus and hob are scheduled to have have their once-every-hundred-years date that morpheus misses bc he’s in a fish bowl. you know who does have a date in 1989 instead? charles and hells favourite scapegoat edwin

brilliant give me more

#the sandman #dead boy detectives #painland #payneland #paynland #dreamling