#Ontario is either Toronto or Empty. I enjoy neither concept.

[shadowsandstarlight]

Fuck Alberta it sucks here

#however: the other options tend to suck Worse #i doubt i could manage living abroad because a) anxiety and b) no good at new languages because adhd #I will never live in England for moral reasons #the USA is. nuh uh. #and the rest of Canada is either Empty or Bad #haven’t really got anything specific against the maritimes but I don’t like eating seafood and the ocean makes me anxious #quebec is literally the Worst #Ontario is either Toronto or Empty. I enjoy neither concept. #i don’t believe that Manitoba actually exists. nothing against it it just doesn’t seem real. I have never met someone from Manitoba. #Saskatchewan is Alberta 2: electric boogaloo but it’s even flatter and emptier and worse. #i believe it exists but only because I have met people from there and it’s right beside AB. it’s on thin fuckin ice though. #the territories are cold and quite empty #and BC is ridiculously expensive to live in and also too disaster prone for me. #so godforsaken Alberta it is. at least we have cool palaeontological stuff and some solid universities I guess.