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#Oh and can't forget Trip Tucker
aspiringnexu · 5 months
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Love that Star Trek accurately portrays humans in the future as being DTF practically anything. Works wonders for diplomacy.
"Sure I don't find you attractive, but give me ten minutes, your Excellency, and I'll find someone on this ship who's into tentacles and slime."
We may not be super intelligent or super strong, but give humans a chance. We're annoyingly likeable, tenacious, stubborn, and attracted to the weirdest things.
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delopsia · 4 months
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del 💃🍰 i think it’s time that someone asked about rhett, robby, and reader’s honeymoon...
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...you know, I knew someone was gonna yell at me for ending the post like that 😭 which is exactly why I did it because I will completely forget to write it otherwise. "It was all tame until the honeymoon rolled along..." post in question.
They're sold on the idea of going somewhere new for their honeymoon, unfamiliar to all three of them. And several weeks of research and a weeding later, they find themselves packed up on a plane, looking down at the ocean, on the way to their destination.
Rhett's adorable. He's never done something like this before, and it's so evident in how he lights up. Look at this weird bird! Oh, oh! The buildings are different. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, what in the world is that restaurant over there? Can we stop there? Please? He's all over the place and glued to them at the same time. By the time they get into their room, he's plain tuckered himself out. Dead on the bed before they can realize it.
There is no better way to celebrate the end of a long trip than an impromptu nap. It is also the reason why Rhett wakes up first and realizes he's got a major thing for seeing Bob wearing that new ring on his finger.
Waking up to an impromptu blowjob was not on Bobby's itinerary, but alas, who is he to complain? Bucking up into Rhett's drooling mouth, fucking that pretty little throat without a second thought. With the wedding, stresses of planning, and everything in between, antics like these stopped over a month ago. It's the longest they've gone without intimacy since they moved in together, and it's accidentally the catalyst to...well.
Think of it as a dam bursting.
One moment, everything is calm. Then Reader is waking up and Rhett's being hauled between their legs by his hair, and he's rutting his pale hips against the sheets, and it all goes downhill from there.
They can't keep their hands off of each other. The Reader rides Bob before dinner and Rhett afterward. Then turns around and falls on their knees next to their cowboy, kissing and sucking at the sides of Bobby's flushed cock until he can't take it anymore.
Bob pins Rhett against the edge of the bathtub and fucks his cute little ass until he's limping afterward. Then wakes him up the next morning by riding him. Of course, that ride happened after he sweetly ate the Reader out until they were pushing his head out from between their legs.
They have to leave the beach early because Rhett swings his leg over the Reader's hips and whispers that he wants to ride their strap-on when they get back.
Bob finds himself on his knees, choking on Rhett's cock because they couldn't keep off each other while the Reader was getting ready. And how are they supposed to leave their beloved s/o out when they stumble upon the sight of Rhett cumming on Bob's flushed face?
And then Rhett's at the pool in those annoying short shorts, and his lovers can barely keep themselves from grabbing handfuls of his ass in public.
They do get some things done; they (somehow) manage to try all of the fun restaurants they spotted, including an evening harbor cruise that reminds them all of why they don't take Rhett on boats. He doesn't get sick, fortunately, but he damn near turns green. Spent time watching the sunset on the shore, in which Rhett and Bob got into it with a crab.
"It bit me!"
"No, it pinched you. It doesn't hurt that—ow!"
They venture off alone and return with presents for each other; somehow, the Reader finds a light-up cowboy hat, and of course, they had to see if it'll stay on his head while riding. It did until he got rolled over onto his back...
Went on a short hike and found a cute little waterfall to relax at; Rhett refused to go in the water, Reader and Bobby splashed him so many times that he looked like he hopped in head first. Booked an afternoon riding horseback and got to laugh at Bob struggling to remember how to ride. Rhett still hasn't let him forget about how he almost fell off.
Bobby gets a little sick on day five and spends most of it snuggling on someone's chest, running the slightest fever, his pale face a few shades whiter. And Rhett's just plain homesick, burying himself into Bob's side and not too keen on moving. That's where it all slows down, for the most part. Limiting the remainder of their days to a few adventures at a time for the sake of Bob's energy, entertaining the familiar things to ease Rhett's stress, and spending their time lounging. Plum lazy, as Rhett calls it.
It's quite funny, actually. Rhett and Bob were about the same skin tone when they arrived, but when they board the plane home, Rhett's noticeably tanned, and Bobby is...lightly roasted. Not necessarily sunburnt, but he's got a redness to his cheeks that lingers for a few days. The freckles on his cheeks have been hidden for years, but in the light of their bathroom, the Reader starts to realize they're resurfacing.
Rhett and the Reader have to kiss every single one, from his cheeks to the ones running down his back, don't they?
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aaled1d · 8 months
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THIS IS A
PREMISE:
- the third person will be marked in italics;
- the speeches will be opened and closed with "quotation marks";
- external sounds will be highlighted in bold;
- the “pov” indicates the thought of the person indicated;
- the person indicated for the pov will be the only one who will not be hyphenated to speak,
former. Stan's pov: “My name is Stan Marsh” -”And I'm his super best friend: Kyle Broflovski!”-
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1. FRIENDS?
Same place, same bus stop, same school, even if in different classes . Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick are lifelong friends, inseparable you might say. They spent kindergarten, elementary school and middle school together, going on hundreds of adventures, committing crimes and even risking death in the old town of South Park, all of them (or almost all) coming out intact.
Kyle's pov:
Driiin.. driiiiin..
“What the-?” I pick up the phone with the intention of turning off the ringtone and I see the time *7:43*.
I rub my eyes and take another look at those phosphorescent numbers that announce the inevitable delay I will be late for school today. “OH FUCK!”.
I run left and right trying to get ready as quickly as possible, I rush down the stairs risking giving myself a concussion, I say goodbye to my mother and my brother and I rush to the usual bus stop. “HEY GUYS WAIT!” I risk stumbling multiple times, but I still manage to arrive on time and in one piece among my friends. -“Dude, look, you're at least 5 minutes early”- Stan, my sbf (super best friend) reassures me as he glances at his watch to confirm. -”Look what we have here today hehe..” the person who would occupy first place in the ranking of living beings with the greatest ego on Earth, if it existed, interferes; “Cartman.. Today I'm not.. anf.. in the mood for.. your fucking jokes..” I give him a lethal look - “Kyle, next time try to forget your head at home along with the hat, listen to me! hahaha-”.
I look at the fat guy thinking about what he said. No, it can't be; I raise my hands and place them where my usual green hat should have been. My eyes widen and I start to think: did I really leave the garment that I don't take off even at 30°C inside my wardrobe? I look up as I hear the laughter of the big ass fade away and I stare at Stan with a desperate expression, at least I think, so much that he finally gives in and gives me, after a loud snort, his hat - "Look, if you don't bring it back to me by tomorrow I'll make your hat disappear and then you can manage on your own."
In the meantime the bus has arrived a few minutes late and the four boys get on; not physically and mentally ready to say goodbye to the summer holidays for nine exhausting months and to face their first day of high school at Denver.
-"Guys, can you believe that summer is already over, that three whole months have passed without us even realizing it?"- Cartman begins to complain as always: -"Do you even remember what y'all did during the holidays? In my opinion the schools asked Doctor Mephisto to invent a time machine so that we would go back to studying without even a fucking day off!”-. The kids in the bus who initially seemed interested in Cartman's speech are now chatting, listening to music, reading, or contemplating the fatass theory. -“Help me collect some signatures for an “anti-time machine” project, let's skip school and...” - -”Stop talking bullshit!”- Craig Tucker says, followed by other passengers -”Be quiet and accept that you have to go to school like the rest of us!” - “Shut up for once, for god's sake!” -. Seeing the fatass dumbfounded is always satisfying, especially when he's totally on the wrong side. We spend the rest of the trip quietly, wondering what our new school will be like, class divisions and other similar topics; even though Stan and I applied to be in the same class.
The bus arrives at the stop closest to the school and leaves again, leaving the first-graders to observe, some with contempt and some with curiosity, the place where they will spend their next 4 years of their life. The gates open and a crowd of students, all freshman year, makes their way while the principal of the institute speaks through a microphone and introduces the school, the teachers and finally announces the classes. The kids at South Park Elementary are divided into 8 sections ranging from A to H. 1A: Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Kenny McCormick; 1B: none; 1C: Craig Tucker, Tolkien Black, Tweek Tweak; 1D: Annie Knitts; 1E: Heidi Turner, Nichole Daniels; 1F: Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch; 1G: Clyde Donovan, Bebe Stevens; 1H: None. The boys, after having listened and chatted first of all about the classes and classmates they have met with, head towards their new school where they will spend their next three years.
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Hello and thanks to everyone who read this rather haphazard first chapter. This is my first fanfic or story that I write freely, because I felt like it (not like the themes), and my main language is not english, I'm italian so I'm sorry if there are some wrong speech. It should be a ff focused mainly on style, but I don't know if I will also add the stories of the other ships, you tell me what I should do. I'm quite busy with school, which is why I will prepare some chapters before publishing it (the idea came to me towards the end of July/beginning of August). If you want this in italian just ask me~
So I'm sorry but when I finish the chapters already written don't expect me to post as frequently as other times. And so for the moment I leave you, to the next chapter.
Byee~
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