#OMG I gonna die for them

[omentu5]

#ome’s arts💥 #art #art !!! dump !!! #these are my ipad shenanigans bc ya !!! hahahah !!!! #i love them sm i’m gonna die for them omg ….. #shadamy #peek oomf’s mini doodle fanart hahaha !!!! i love ppeachx3’s fanfics sm !!! haha !!!!

[mawphead]

pingo brainrot is very real

#my art #pikmin dingo #pikmin pingo #pikmin pom #pikmin #gonna die like i love them so much omg

[coconut530]

LET THE DIVORCE ENSUE

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Well well well another piece of media for this already hectic day (hi all Magnus Protocol and Malevolent fans in here :) ) #Back after the week ~ #Ohhhh Prospero you had so much trust in her with that key like I would’ve been a little concerned #Monty really you laughing now like bruhhhh #OOOOH PROSPERO GOING OFFFF ON HIM CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY #oop he fainted #He’s ✨unresponsive✨ #“If only we were so lucky” SAVAGE PLUTO #OOP LENORE INITIATING SECRET MEETING TIME #SOMEONE SAID ANNABEL HEARD SEDUCE WHEN LENORE SAID TRUCE AND THEY’RE RIGHT #Ada and Will being clumsy with him omg #Posh besties have only a thin string of trust between them now #More French I love it when Duke speaks french #“I’m all yours” ANNABEL HONEYYYYYYY #I SURE HOPE SHE DOESN’T KILL HER SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE GUN BUT WHO KNOWS #OH NO IT’S THE EPISODE BEFORE 96 EVERYONE PRAY FOR US FREE READERS I KNOW FP PEOPLE SAID IT DESTROYED THEM SO AHHAHAHAHAHAH #OKKKK NOW I’M GONNA GO LISTEN TO THE FINALE OF MALEVOLENT AND TRY NOT TO DIE #OK. BYE

[opikiquu]

(rocking back and forth in the corner of an empty room) save me white boy save me white boy save me white boy s

oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS . BOY.

#my first reaction was ‘what? his eyes do glow!’ and then i proceeded to cry #★ arin rambles #sorry i need to let this out #AVENTURINE. AVENTURINE oh dear #IM DR RATIO YOOHOO #HEYYYYY HEY HEY HEY HEY PLELASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE #IM BEGGING YOU. IM BEGGING YOU #im getting a job so i can e6 him /j #Yall im obsessed with this man i have to have him kill me #like everytime i see him my eyes pop out like those ugly stupid pens with squishy animals on them #i think my body mustve sensed him or something #i literally woke up at 7 am in a cold sweat #im not gonna be normal #IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT #5 DAYS IS TOO LONG YALL IM NOT MAKING IT #IM GOING TO THROW UP #aventurine pleade aventurine please aventurine aventurine save me #AVENTURINE. #Please babygirl what i gotta do to get a suicidal blonde to kiss me around here??????? #sorry if you follow me it will get worse #he a masterpiece . he changed my life . he a work of art……. #aventurine honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #AVENTURINE #OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OH MY GOD PLEASEEEE P #PLEASE ONE CHANCE ONE MINUTE ONE SECOND JUST A GLANCE #im gonan thriw up IM GONNA DIE #tears in my eyes

[youareunbearable]

I might not do anything with this BUT I've been thinking about the Shadow of Mordor games again and how FUN would it be if Sauron did that but instead of bringing back Celebrimbor he uses his necromancy magic to bring back Maedhros

An imposingly tall figure, all done up in Sauron's spikey black armor, instead of his mace there is a wicked black blade where a right hand should be. He roams at the front of the Nazgul, blade at the ready as the other holds the reigns to a monstrous horse

People are terrified, thinking that Sauron himself is roaming the wilds, he stalks the Fellowship, nothing seems to stop him only delay him. Gandalf isn't sure its Sauron himself, but something about him under all that twisted and dark and evil song sings pure, like a dull flicker of white flame, like a weak candle.

When Boromir dies, that figure is with the orcs, it isnt the one to slay Boromir, but turns away and it seems to know where the ring is. The orcs are too focused on Merry and Pipin to follow the Figure, but he walks off. He stands on the shores as Frodo and Sam shiver in the Swan boat, but it does nothing but watch them as they sail off. It makes no motion to follow them or attack their small boat, just watch transfixed. Sam makes a comment that it looks like the Figure's armor makes it almost like it has a metal collar around its neck and cuffs on its wrists

During the battle of Helm's Deep, that Figure is back again, silently leading the siege. At one point, an Elven arrow hits the Figure's helm, knocking it a little loose and from under the helm tumbles a single red lock of hair. Its so red that almost looks like a smoldering flame. Haldir, who lives with the survivors of Doriath, sees that red hair, that tall stature, the handless right wrist and pales. While he wasn't there to witness the destruction of Doriath, he has heard the tales, he knows about the red haired monster that haunts the memories of the Sindar, and he knows what that Figure is capable of. Luckily, that Figure manages to catch a glimpse of Aragorn, and Freezes once again, a single stone that cuts through the rushing current of orcs all around him. Haldir doesn't see it again, but then again, Haldir doesn't see much of anything again.

(The Figure sees Gandalf on the hill, arriving with the dawn and reinforcments and it grieves, something in it breaks all over again but the magic puppeting its moves doesn't allow it to dwell. The helm is readjusted and the hair is tucked away and the Figure turns and leaves the battlefield. Its being summonded somewhere else.)

The war rages on, the Witch King is dead, but so is King Theoden. The Figure is trapped, the right wrist is pinned under the corpse of an oliphant and Elrond's sons watch as the Figure struggles before lying still. It's clearly not dead, but realizing it's trapped.

Aragorn and Legolas and Gimli join the twins. Gimli offers to thrust his axe in its chest, Legolas insists that he can shoot through its eye from a safer distance. Aragorn, who heard Haldir's frantic pleas during his final moments, just observes the Figure.

He notices the strange collar, how it clearly has cuffs on its wrist and feet, like it used to be shackled and chained.

"Can you speak?" He asks it.

The Figure does nothing but turn its helm towards Aragorn. They stare at each other for a few tense moments.

One of the twins, Aragorn still isn't fully sure which one, approches the Figure slowly. The Figure's helm is still directed at Aragorn.

"It feels familiar." The one twin whispers, voice raw from exertion. "It has a fea, it feels warm."

"Like uncle Erestor. Or Lindir." The other twin agrees.

The Figure turns its helm towards the twins at the mention of Erestor. The twin closest to the Figure, quick as an adder, jabs a polearm at the Figure's helm.

It snaps back, the helm tumbling off the Figure's head and those smoldering red locks fan out around the head, obscuring the face from view.

Even without seeing the face it's clearly an Elf. An abused one at that if one just looks at the notches missing from it's pointed ears. The polearm is back, nudging under where a chin should be to lift the face.

First, all that is seen is scars. So many that pull the once handsome face, for even under all its marring one can tell from the bone structure that this was a face that could launch a thousand ships, into a grotesque manner. But it is the eyes, the eyes that makes everyone suck in a breath.

These eyes glow, they glow with power, with light never been seen before, or well, haven't been seen in Ages. These grey eyes glow with the reflected light of the Two Trees, long since felled.

"Oh, Maitimo," Gandalf, who had wandered up the the group, sighed with tremendous sorrow. "What has become of you?"

Maitimo, or Maedhros as those in the Third Age know him as, tries to speak. His lips move, which brings attention to the fact that they are loosely sewn together with a black cord that seems to pull and ooze blood, never letting the wounds heal. His voice croaks, dry with misuse, but he manages a sound, a breath, perphaps even a word. Each syllable like a dying wheeze. He repeats the sound, again and again, almost becoming frantic with his wheezing chants, blood spilling down his chin from the threads, until it's understandable.

"Necromancer."

#amber rambles #silmarillion #maedhros #maitimo #silm fic #Iotr #I personally think it would be Fun and Seasonal if Mae becomes a zombie puppet for Sauron #like I already think that because of the Oath and because of his time with Morgoth and Sauron he wouldnt be able to die or hear Mandos Call #And I think Sauron would be a petty bitch enough to bring back Mae as a fun little HaHa Deal With THIS Emotional Trauma Elrond U Ass #I couldnt decide if I wanted Mae to deal with Aragorn and the fellowship or with frodo and sam but I figured if hes being puppeted #he would go after aragorn HOWEVER a fun little alternative i have #is that he goes after frodo and sam and they end up in Shelobs cave and Mae is gonna kill the hobbits but the Liquid Starlight #snaps some of his Sauron Mind Control off and activates his Omg Oath!! brain and he fights Shelob off the hobbits to grab it #and he knows he cant grab the vial cause hes Literally a figure of evil now but he just sits there and stares at it #and Little Sam goes up to him slowly and asks #If you want that vial i can help you but you must not hurt Mr Frodo anymore do you promise? #And Mae nods his head. promising. #so Sam cuts off a corner of his cloak and wraps the vial in it and hands it over to Mae who just hold the cloth bundle and begins to shake #he sobs. big wheezes and moans that cant make it past his sewn lips but he tries and Sam runs off to save Frodo while he does that #Then once gollum tosses himself and the ring into the lava and the world is crumbling around them Mae appears in the cave opening #to scoop up the tired hobbits and carry them to safety not caring about lava chasing after them. He collapses once the eagels come #Sam tries to get them to take Mae as well. But they dont and he screams and Mae just takes off his helm and smiles #He holds up the wrapped vial in his hand and with his bladed hand he cuts through the threads on his lips and shouts up to the sky #Thank You! A New Dawn Shall Rise!! and the eagles fly higher and farther and sam cant see it but he knows the lava swallowed him up #and a new dawn does rise. It rises on a new Age with a new king and a wedding and painful goodbyes and a new beginning

[spaciebabie]

i cant even have sex with my own wife in cotl. fuck this.

#me: omg me and my wife can have baby #was WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WTF COTL DEVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #spacie spoinks #i made my wife have sex with one of the high level guys that i like and i mean they're friends so #we shall raise this babey tagether #well #not the high level guy they're gonna die soon b/c they're old #i love my cotl wife he has lived so long #longest living cult member he just loves me so much #longest living spouse as well #very epic #whenever he dies im bringing him back and giving him one of them golden necklace things #wife shall live 5eva #wife and his brother acshually #they're my guys #:] #they're both cats btw BWAHAHAHHA #I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY ALSO #MY LAMB CLEARLY HAS A TYPE LUL #(cat are also just my favorite animal in general so skfjds)

[eff-plays]

Came up with an idea for a scene in my fic and I'm trying to find a balance between letting Astarion show the same sort of care and emotional maturity for Hira that he shows for a Durge character without making it too twee and OOC 🤔

#bg3 #i think i'm gonna have hira die and get resurrected but everyone's out of spell slots for the end of the day #so they have to sleep it off #and they fall asleep in his arms cuz they're still like half-dead #and he just kinda sits there like when u have a cat in ur lap and u need to go somewhere #like uuugh wtf get off bro ... but also aw ... baby ... #he's like shaking with ... rage? confusion? just absolutely not having it but also having it very much #worsties to lovers #eventually he extracts himself and has to go sit and stare pissily into the campfire #getting so so so mad at hira for 1) daring to die and 2) being such a weak little bitch and 3) trusting him too much #'they're so stupid i hate them so much oml how dare they fall asleep in my arms like some fucking idiot omg' #bro ... ur the idiot<3

[nulltune]

LETTTTTTSSS FACKINGGGG GOOOOOOO HAKUNO CONTENT AAAAAAAAA 🥹🥹🥹🥺😭😭🙏🙏😩😩🙌🫶🫶💖💖💕💞❣️💝 THEY LOOK SOOOO GOOOOOD IM ABT TO PASS OUT IM SO IN LOVE WITH THEMMM TEHM THEMM I NEEED TO SEE THE HQ VERSION .. ASAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (i used google translate but) male!hakuno's is called box of repentance while fem!hakuno's is called labyrinth of lingering flowers and i'm gonna pass out fr . IM GONNA PASS OUT FR

#&&. out of #sorry im not normal abt h.akuno k.ishinami 🧎‍♂️ #BUT CAN U BLAME ME OMG JUST LOOOKKK ATT THEMMM /AAAAAAAAAA/ #I ALWAYS FACKING LOVE H.AKUNO IN THAT SPECIFIC LIGHTING 🫶🫶 the kind of blue deep sea lighting ... IT FITS THEM SO WELL LIKE AESTHETICALLY #AND THEMATICALLY #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABT FEM!H.AKUNO BC SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM GONNA DIE #HUGE HUUGE FAN OF H.AKUNO AMIDST FLUTTERING PETALS 😩😩🙏💞💞💕💕💓 AND MY GAWD SHE JST LOOKS SO ETHEREAL ?!?!???? AAAAAAAAAA #also 🥹🥹🫶 biggest fan ever of having both h.akunos in da art THO I WANNA SEE THEIR FACES TOOOOOOOOOO #h.akuno's beautiful from the backside too ofc dont get me wrong (<- is a simp) but aaaregehghh WANT 2 SEE THEIR FACEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #im gonna stare at this for the next two hours bye- #WVFKJWKFKS /J i will b here ... a widdle <3 #BUT YEAH IM JUST SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY THEYRE SOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭🫶🫶🙏🙏🙏 #praying for there to be h.akuno content/crumbs in the ce description or whatever u call it ...... pwease #i would ascend into the heavens fr

[quillinhand]

ep 6 of bloodhounds was fucked up.

#im determined to destroy myself i think #they all dieddddd #i mean not hyeon-ju or gunwoo or woo-jin #but woo-jin is hurttt and theyre all fucked up and kim myeong-gil fucked them up and omfg imma break his fucking face #park sung woong #youre still hot but i want kim meyong-gil dead #omg ep 7 is starting #and hyeon-ju is cryingggg #and theres sad piano oh noooo #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bloodhounds #woo do hwan #lee sang yi #my mom watched ep 5 and 6 w me #and she said du-yeong yangjung and mr choi are gonna die #my mom was right #i didnt believe herrr

[pcstan]

Holy shit I legit cannot get over how misogynistic this fandom is sometimes oh my fucking God.

#ftkyl youre gonna suffer for your sins #i actually cannoylt stop thinking ab this super popular creators super popular fanfic ab a super popular ship and how awfully sexist it is #anyway if you make wendy a bitchy cheerleader in your story and make her be just a commodity object stan can get over whenever cuz #her body isnt attractive to him anymore then you should die what the fuck... #i genuinely cannot understand how some ppl in this fandom think this shit is ok liks omg #spoiler alert female characters arent just their bodies that male characters can get over anytime and leave them to pursue their ugly friend #god this is making me mad actually #wendy get behind me ik gonna protect you from this shitty fandom

[twistedappletree]

back from mammo/ultrasound and….

ALSJAKJDAJJDAKJDK

🎉 I DONT HAVE CANCER 🎉

funny stuff about what I do have under the cut tho bc the doctor was lowkey hilarious lmao

So basically, I have a shiiiiiiiit ton of fibroadenomas. SO many that the doctor said he’s never seen that many in his entire career and that I set a new world record LMFAO

There’s a few complex cysts but literally nothing concerning so I just have go back in 6 months and repeat the process to make sure none of the cysts or fibroadenomas are growing/changing.

Also I didn’t have enough to pay for even the discounted price for uninsured patients (shit was like $800 like P L S 😭) and since the discounted price is only offered on the day of service, I have to pay the full $1600. BUT I can pay it in increments whenever I can. And also I just really give a fuck because??????

I DONT HAVE CANCER AAAAAHHHHHH 😭😭😭🥹🌸

#apple babble 🍎 #non fandom #medical stuff #cancer mention tw #SUCK IT BC YOU DIDNT GET ME 😤💪👊🔥 #the poor sonographer tho omg #I was wondering why the ultrasound was taking so long and it was literally bc my tissue is basically just fibroadenomas 😭 #I’m made of them apparently lmFAOOOSSNKSNDKAND #I’m not gonna die or lose all my hair guys this is great ahahaHAHAHA #ok ok I feel a lot better know I’m gonna go home and chill now and drink tea and write and be happy EEEEEEEE 💕✨🌸

[meownotgood]

THE CREATURES ARE QUITE CUTE

#I normally don't post anything but akis but #omg when I saw these plushes #I already love all the art bkub did #they are the artist for pop team epic #and I was debating adding all the acrylic stands for the collab to my collection #but after I've seen these.... #I...... i need all of them #aki is SO CUTE I'M GONNA DIE #also obsessed with power's little meowy and makimas adorable cat face #so expensive tho.... 3000 yen for each 😭 #my wallet is already crying thinking of buying them all #but..... I do want them.... #you already know me so I'll 100% get aki at the very least #cutie pie baby boo #aki <3

[hauntingblue]

MARIKO OUT-DIVA'D EVERYONE ON THE ROOM!!!!

#by using her ancestry no less... slay #yabushige is so funny... i love his manerisms #oh my god #threatening sepukku as a weapon omg..... girl.... #star crossed lovers omg....... mariko was my happiness...... girl..... #the hand again.... bi mariko i see you..... #oh my god oh jesus.... hes gonna finish her... and his husband is not there even 😭😭 #the hand AGAIN #girl your son is there.... do not make another one look what happened with mizu blue eye samurai #i wrote this before he entered her room i SWEAR #i have been prophecycing this show a little so this actually might become a thing. maybe the slay brother will die too who knows #what i also know is that yabushige is dying at the hands of this man. new person and away from a party.... nothing good can happen #OH NEVERMIND THE OTHER WAY AROUND AKDJSKSNSL YES GO OFF!!! HE IS IMMORTAL!! HIS SWAG TOO GREAT HIS DECEITFUL WAYS TOO HARD #NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS #what did i say. having people on the inside will make their operation work. what did i say. my brain huge my meat massive etc #sorry got carried away #why are they fighting them omg.... they are toranagas men right..... or did yabushige betray them.... oh god i was wrong #MARIKOOOOOOOOOO #oh i am slow. thats what ishido asked for in return. oh god #talking tag #NOT liveposting shogun #hehe.... alas..... #watching shogun #i am seeing that when i talk about someone on the post i then write tags about them dying. apollo stop this madness

[bitter-goodbyes]

IM KILLING MYSELF I FORGOT MY EARBUDS AT MY DADS OMG

#Thomas complains #tw suicide joke #cw suicide joke #I usually don’t say I’m gonna kms #BUT THIS WARRENTS IT OMG I HATE MY LIFE #I HAVE TO GO A WEEK WITHOUT THEM I HATE EVERYTHING #DIE CRY HATE ON THE PLANET EARTH

[niallsblckgirlfriend]

I can’t wait for Niall to be a 40 year old dilf

Like you KNOW he’s gonna be the one that ages the best and if you say no your lying

#I will die on this hill!!!! #Zayn is a given cuz poc don’t age #but if the rest of them???? yeah Niall’s gonna be like mcsteamy Pedro levels of ageless fine!!! #omg I can’t wait lol #but also when he’s 40 that means I’ll be 40 too and for that I can wait lol

[killsaki]

i feel bad for jjk and mha readers .. those mangaka’s hate us fr

#star speaks. #i give up on both. i’m so done #gege doesn’t even like his own characters enough to give them ANY filler #there’s NO breathing room after a shitty ‘game’ arc he dragged us through for no reason #and now he’s gonna kill off gojo. which we know he doesn’t care about because he’s SAID he hates gojo #and horikoshi… just fucking sucks i hate that guy #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #mha spoilers #mha manga spoilers #everything i learn about these mangas is against my will. i didn’t want to know that megumi is sukuna’s vessel now #i didn’t want to know that gojo got unsealed is getting set up to die #i didn’t want to know that dabi lost an arm and is going to die. #i didn’t want to know because it hurts. fuck those guys smh #FUCK WAKUI TOO ! for that bullshit ass ending #omg all these guys suck #fucking kny was sad as hell but it MADE SENSE!