#Now you have to put in extra legwork just to regain his affection

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Brain fart yhat doesn't make any sense

re!dipper w his constellation being on his inner thigh close to his dick and bill for once didn't do anything flashy when he picked up dipper. re!dip telling ppl abt bill and they would think that he's faking and dipper would just be rlly frustrated trying to prove that this inconvenience in his life is real (he can't show the constellation mark for obvious reasons and bill is s flighty fucker that moves when ... .. ..... .picture thing

Pls understand me

No worries, I understood!

Dipper insisting that, no, really, the reason he had to skip work was because Bill friggin' Cipher showed up and took him as his mortal - well, yeah, he's got the birthmark, but. No he can't show it. For reasons.

What do you mean he's fired? No he's not lying, for fuck's sake! If he was going to call off sick he'd have come up with something more believable. Bill! Hey! Bill?

(Bill has, once again, inconveniently fucked off. Just when Dipper needed him to be around for once. If only he'd fuck off when Dipper wanted him to 😔)

#answers #Bill definitely would find amusement in gaslighting other people about his existence in regards to Dipper #He's not going to get away with that for long #Dipper's going to take him to fucking task about it sooner or later #And that conversation will *not* be fun. At all. #Catch Bill hovering in that awkward emotional space where a normal human *would* apologize #But since he's Bill #He has to do something else. Maybe *now's* the time for his flashy entrance! That'll prove all those losers wrong no harm no foul! #Only to make Dipper Extra Annoyed #You got some work to do there Bill! Guess dicking around with your mortal in that way didn't work out well for you #Now you have to put in extra legwork just to regain his affection