#NO BUT SERIOUSLY YOURE REALLY COOL AND I WANT YOUR FROGGY GAY DADDY HAT THING VDHHDJDN

[somewhat-crazy]

Uhm-- yea-

•Ginger, brown eyes, freckles.... I am..so short. Send help. UHM freshly 20?

•Local Non-binary with he/they pronouns, I'm Pan so I'm good with any male/female/enby/anything. Although I am physically attracted to anyone, I prefer to go for personality compatibility if Im interested in long term.

•Also they have to be cool with a Poly relationship b/c I am not getting of elderitch-bunny my beloved.

•PROBABLY have some form of ADHD and I'm prone to stimming when I'm nervous or happy. I hit things, bounce and shake my hand when I'm very excited. I chew things, bounce my leg and click/tap my pen when nervous. Im prone to getting overwhelmed by stimuli on my bad days.

•I DO NOT LIKE VERY MANY PEOPLE. I am the type to keep my mask up, hat down and headphones on. Don't talk to me I don't have the social skills to talk about anything other than art supplies and various fandoms.

•If I do like you I will be a complete attention whore though. It is a complete 180, like a dog that only likes 2 people and demands to sleep in the big bed.

•Artist at heart! I'm a jack of all trades due to my compulsive side and the internet not having EXACTLY what I want. Amazon doesn't have a certain mask? Makes it. Amazon doesn't have a painting? Makes it. I will randomly decide to do stuff and proceed to hyperfixate for 3 days.

•CINIEMATIC NERD. Yes hello I saw Marble Hornets once and decided to take a four year class on cinematic production because I thought poking a demon would be fun. But really. I'm a film nerd and I'm not allowed to sit next to certain people during movies because I froth over soundtracks and camera angles. I have photographers anxiety over 24-105mm camera lenses and leaving the camera on autofocus. It's an actual crime btw- always Manual focus: the autofocus is haunted and can't be trusted.

•I would need someone who can get excited over this really cool stick I found as we come up with ways to use it, but also someone who can slow down and just vibe with me when my brain is not having a good day.

•I need someone to Match my choatic bullshit but also take a nap because the sun sucks and people suck.

•ALSO. IM FULLY CONVINCED BEN AND JEFF ARE SECRETLY E-BOYS HIRED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO INFILTRATE BY ACTING LIKE EDGY TEENAGERS AND I DO NOT TRUST THEM.

•[spontaneously goes and sits on the roof for no reason other than Compulsion]

•Be prepared for a random questions and random times.

•I HAVE CANONICALLY GONE TO AN IHOP AT 3 AM DUE TO INSOMNIA.

•Also I adore coffee and would legitimately kill a man for it.

•compliment me and I'll punch a wall, yes this is true irl. I get very hyped up like a dog when I get complimented.

•I also tend to disassociate! It's like the opposite of sensory overload-- where the world is muffled and fuzzy. I will suddenly be at the store with no idea how I got there alive. Luckily this doesn't happen too often!

Uhm-- good luck? I feel like i ranted oh god I'm sorry- ?????

IT CAME OUT AFTER VALENTINES IM SORRY BUT HERE YOU GO LOVE

i match you with: cody !!

i probably didnt get this correct but just so you know, ILYSM HELP. you're just so cool sOBS /pos /p

cody actually also loves film and does photography as a hobby! you get drama from arguing over camera angles 😩

jokes on you, cody is the eboy hired by the government. he pretends to be super tough n cool but in reality he's so soft

he's not super good at art (except sketching and charcoal drawing gore- for some reason he's good at that) but he loves watching you do your work. if you want to decorate any of his stuff, he's always up for it!

in my au, cody is a mix between a wolf and a cat; he likes naps, bubble tea, blasting music, and is very protective of people he likes. he's someone you can talk to when you're upset and also someone you can burn down a government building with if you want

he will 100% join you in any of your weird adventures; loves all the random things you come up with and adores all the random and sometimes illegal things you guys do together ^^

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