The reason I relate so much to Dale Gribble isn’t because he’s a hilarious little gremlin they keep around for comic relief. There are a lot of hilarious gremlins out there.
I like that there is so much TRUTH in his character. He isn’t a complete paranoid headcase character who doesn’t trust anyone ever no matter what. He fiercely and intensely trusts the people he loves to the point that when that trust is broken he is broken. He loves and trusts his wife and his friends so deeply that he simply cannot acknowledge it when they betray him. Cognitively, this man is fully capable and KNOWS that his wife is having an affair that Joseph isn’t his, that his friends are lying to him about his wife. But emotionally, he can’t handle that. So he tucks it in the vault and does what he does best: He builds an elaborate conspiracy theory alternate reality that explains everything so he can continue living in a world where his wife and friends would never betray him.
And yeah, he can’t trust anyone else and lives and breathes conspiracy theories. But he has good reasons to be untrusting! He lives in a country which has committed many, many genocides against its own citizens from the gay genocide of the 80s to the Native American genocide from the 1600s to today, to slavery and Jim Crow. He is NOT crazy to believe that his government is shady and evil because they ARE. They really, truly are. And Chuck Mangione really IS living in the Mega Lo Mart!
But he doesn’t let that make him a bad person too. He doesn’t let the horrible world he lives in twist him into a monster. Sure, he has some episodes - the rabies incident comes to mind - but on several occasions he uses his special interests and skills to help the people in his life. He helps John Redcorn fight the government to get land from them. He helps Hank (eventually) when he is misgendered at the DMV. When they volunteer as firefighters, Dale switches Hank’s oxygen tank and his own so Hank gets the full one. He transfers a swarm of fire ants onto his own body to save Bobby Hill. He saves the entire Arlen Gun Club from a violent maniac with a clever ruse. His knowledge of military equipment saves Bill from being court martialed when he helps return a stolen tank back to the military base!
Coward though he is by nature, he always changes his mind in the end and comes to his friends’ rescue. He would do anything for his friends. He goes against his very nature as a paranoid coward to help the people he loves time and time again.
Everywhere Dale goes is hostile to him. Of course it is! He is a neurodivergent little freak! This man farms gerbils for meat and raises show turtles and has a special interest in conspiracy theories and guns. He’s a weirdo. Even in his social clubs he is engaged in constant power struggles. The ONLY friends who stick by him, who he doesn’t have to be suspicious of are Hank, Boomhauer, and Bill. He would be completely lonely and isolated if those three fucking messy ass dudes didn’t hang out with him. The four of them are all deeply broken, and they need each other. And despite the boys many many flaws, their friendship is beautiful.
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Genderbend animated Sitcom wifes x Yandere motherly Seriel killer reader
Name (Y/N) (L/N)
Age 22
Gender: female
(Eye color): (e/c)
(Hair color): (h/c)
Appearance:
your a tall woman with (e/c) eyes and (h/c)You have long hair that usually up in one or two buns and you wear glasses.
Personality: You are an enigma and Mystery. You are a Recluse who runs a bakery called Katz Kafe a kid and animal friendly Cafe in the middle of the Neighborhood. You are a quiet young woman who loves animals and children and because of that you are more of an Observer then a talker But at night, you are a serial killer called hellcat And you target abusive parents who disregard and harm their children So therefore you also take the kids You save to either foster care or a new home while leaving proof and evidence that the parents were not fit to raise their child. When you come out of you she'll your friendly, care, protective, intelligent, and wise and you give fairly good advice. You yourself had some parents who abused you and your siblings and when you were 11 you murdered your parents in cold blood and proceeded to do the same to any parents who do the same to their children.
(Normal) Shy, kind, caring, protective, paranoid, Fierce, motherly, gentle, loving, harmless
(HellCat) sadistic, vindictive, mean Spirited, harsh, realistic, jaded, Short tempered, lethal
Powers/abilities
weapon use: you have a spiky club you use to kill your victims. You named it Excaliblog😵
Cooking: you are very good at cooking and baking you make free samples for the children and homemade healthy animal treats for their pets.👩🍳
Hyper awareness: you can hear things from miles away and pinpoint where it's coming from🫡
Night vision: you trained yourself to see and kill in the dark 😶🌫️
Teaching: you are an incredible teacher from Academics to self defense you can teach anybody anything you mainly tutor the children 🤓
Self defense: you are a fighter from professional to street fighter 😷
Super strength: Nobody knows how strong you truly are not even yourself but you could easily lift an school bus😤
Info broker: you know what goes on around the city even though you're not there🧐
Speed: you are very fast you once chase a bus you missed all the way to the next stop😛
Unlimited Stamina: your never Tired period it's never gonna happen 😑
Rage Quit: if someone were to hurt or threatened someone you love or a small child infront of you, you'll fly into a fit of blind pitch black rage that usually leaves blood on you hands ✋️🤬🤯
The genderbends lover Boys/Men
Marge simpson/Mark simpson (the simpsons)
Lois Griffin/ Lewis Griffin( Family Guy)
Francine Smith/ Francis Smith(American dad)
Donna Tubbs/ Donnie tubs (the Cleveland show)
Queen Dagmar /King Denmark(disenchantment)
Jenny hart/ Jake Hart(bless the harts)
Linda Belcher/ Lipten Belcher(Bob's burgers)
Gayle Genarro/ Gabe Genarro (Bob's burgers)
Peggy hill/ Pennsy Hill (king of the hill)
Nancy Gribble/ Nathan Gribble (king of the hill)
Minh Souphanousinphone/Mink Souphanousinphone (king of the hill)
Turanga leela/ Turango Lero(futurama)
Amy wong/ Alvin Wong(futurama)
Labarbara Conrad/ Lawson Conrad(futurama)
Beth Smith/ Ben Smith(Rick and Morty)
Riley Regan/ Ruckus Regan(inside job)
Paige Tillerman/ Pac Tillerman(Central Park)
Abby Hunter/ Albert Hunter(Central Park)
Helen Morgendorffer/ Hal Morgendorffer (Daria)
Honeybee Tobin/Wasp Tobin (the great North)
Sharon Marsh/Seymour Marsh (South park)
Liane Cartman/Lance Cartman (South park)
Carol Mccormick/ Calvin Mccormick(South park)
Sheila Brofloviski/ Sheldon Brofloviski (South park)
Annie Harris/Anthony Harris (Duncanville)
Diane Birch/Danny Birch(big mouth)
Monica Foreman-Greenwald/Marvin Foreman-Greenwald (big mouth)
Shanon Glaser/Shane Glaser (big mouth)
Lana kane/Lenny kane (Archer)
Dr Jill/ Dr Jack (Housebroken)
Your theme songs:
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Well that's how special you are😏🤤😉
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Lauren Tom- Notable roles: Minh and Connie Souphanousinphone (King of the Hill), Numbuh 3 (Codename: Kids Next Door), Su (Mulan II) and Amy Wong (Futurama). She is also known for her live action roles in The Joy Luck Club, Supernatural, and Andi Mack.
Dee Bradley Baker- Notable roles: Numbuh 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door), Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb), and Appa and Momo (Avatar: the Last Airbender). He is mostly known for his various creature and animal roles. He also plays several recurring side characters on Spongebob, such as Old Man Jenkins and Squilliam Fancyson.
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