#Mariah Carey: maxed out the songwriting chanteuse branch. Cannot dance and no apparent talent or interest in foreign language

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It's kind of crazy that Shakira is a singer, songwriter, dancer, very good looking, and multilingual to boot. Like she is close to maxing out the abilities in her pop star skill tree. (Ok if I pretend like I am back in the diva vocal analysis fandom, we can deduct points for her vocal technique which is nothing too exceptional, but umm. She can carry a tune well enough)

#If you're a woman in the entertainment industry you are p much required to be good looking #So it almost goes without saying for a female pop star. Sadly. Let women be Ed Sheeran boring looking and famous!!!1!2!3!3! #Mariah Carey: maxed out the songwriting chanteuse branch. Cannot dance and no apparent talent or interest in foreign language #In '99 was the most beautiful woman of all time. Incidentally late 00s Shakira kind of looks like late 90s Mariah ? #Any other celebrities I care about umm. Do kyungsoo? Lol. Singer actor adequate-dancer. sings in Spanish. Hot? In his humble way yes #It's fun thinking of celebrities like this #Altho I haven't thought about kyungsoo in like 2 years. Wonder if he did anything problematic since I last paid attention 🤔