#MY FUCKING CAPTAINNNNN

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FFXIVWrite Day 24: Extra Credit (Measure)

Today is chaos so have T4T Rhoswen/Carvallain bickering. No promises on normal content tomorrow either.

The game had started as Triple Triad Shots, with each player taking a drink for a game lost. Then Rhoswen had suggested they escalate it to Strip Triple Triad, but the drinking had also continued regardless of the new rule set.

And now they were ignoring the Triple Triad part entirely and were making out against the wall of Rhoswen's cabin, with no particular mind given to the consequences.

"Carv? Carv, you lost somethin'." Rhoswen grunted, after near a full minute of him grinding against her hand.

"The hells y'talking about?" the elezen muttered, focused as he was on trying to get his hands up her shirt.

"Down here." Her hand smacked against his groin. "It ain't here."

"Wh–ah, hells," Carvallain swore, with the expression of someone who'd forgot his passage papers back at the inn.

"Y'got a cunny instead?" Rhoswen giggled.

"That going to be a problem?"

"With my crew, you think a cunny isn't something I can handle? Besides, I got enough for both of us." With what might have been a sly grin were she sober enough to form one, Rhoswen tugged Carvallain's wrist towards her own groin.

Carvallain obligingly explored for a bit, Rhoswen pressing her face into his neck as her hips arched against the slender elezen fingers cupping the swell in her underthings, before finally announcing, "I wouldn't say it's enough for both of us."

"Bastard!" Rhoswen tried to slap him and missed, instead sending the both of them staggering towards the bed, unwilling to let go of each other even to start a fight. 

"Just because your dick's the size of my thumb don't mean I won't lop it off you and add it to my trophies, y'bilge rat." 

Carvallain's mouth was on her breasts, leaving daring little bites and then dodging before Rhoswen could slap him again, moving south as he went. "That's assuming you'd find it at all, instead of just trying to lay your gangplank and board fast as y'can."

"I ain't had anyone complainin' yet–fuck–" Carvallain had dipped his head and come back up in one smooth, smug motion.

"I got one back at the Misery. Blown glass. Beautiful thing. Bigger than this, too." His next lick along the shaft seemed like a mockery.

"Blown glass? Even your cock is fucking pretentious."

"Says the one who thinks this is enough for anything useful."

"You–you stay there, I wanna–" With great effort Rhoswen flipped herself over, holding Carvallin in place just in case he tried to take that smug little mouth to a higher bidder while she was repositioning herself. "All right, all right, back t'your work."

"You aren't my captainnnnn fine fine fine, Lymlaen's tits–" As Rhoswen aggressively proved she *could* found the organ in question, even upside down and using only her tongue, Carvallain lowered his head again. At least the insults were stifled for now, dulled to muffled moans and fingers leaving scratch marks on the backs of necks.

"So is *this* the missing member?" "Eh?"

"From that dirty pub you call a cafe. Can I call it the Found Member now?"

"Oh, fuck off, I got teeth too close to your nethers for you to be cracking them kind of jokes." She bit his inner thigh just to make a point, which only seemed to make his thighs clench tighter around her head. 

#ffxivwrite2023 #lemon

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OHHH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAINNNNN I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

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BO !!!! CAPTAINNNNN MY CAPTAIN— DID U GUYS SEE THAT FUCKING HUG DID U SEE THAT SMILE ON QUINNS FACE

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THATS MY FUCKING CAPTAINNNNN

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You’re lucky I love you so much

Sunrise or sunset?- SunsetAre you mentally ill?- Kinda?Are you physically ill?- Fortunately notWhat is the most expensive thing you have bought?- With my own money? Probably a gift for someoneDo you have a job?- Not currentlyAre you in school?- YesAre you a dropout?- NoAre you in college?- NoIntrovert or extrovert?- yeahWhat do you think when you look at your body?- Idk it’s pretty lit. I’m strong, I’m healthy, I’m a reasonable height… no issues reallyWhat have others said when they look at your body?- lol my girlfriend likes it but idk what anybody else has saidDo you have a particular song that you feel deeply?- There’s a looooot but maybe Stay by Mayday Parade?Talk about a time in your life where you have felt most alive?- this is always a difficult question because I’ve felt alive a lot of times, but I’ve gotta nerd out and say that I felt pretty damned invincible and alive when somebody hung a medal around my neck this past winterguard season idk judge meAre you confident wearing a bikini?- Ah no? LolCan you look people in the eyes while talking?- Yeah! I prefer toHas anything terrible happened to you?- yeahHas anything wonderful happened to you?- Yeah! I got guard captain for my final season!!Favorite part of your personality?- Incredulous sense of sarcasmLeast favorite part of your personality?- Speak my mind too often, hurtsFavorite part of your body?- Eyes? Stomach? Arms? Hands? IdkLeast favorite part of your body?- My hips? I guess?Favorite quote?- This too shall pass.Do you have friendships with all genders?- Basically lolDo you have a good relationship with your father?- VeryDo you have a good relationship with your mother?- Fairly? Meh?Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?- My step brother and I are literal friends, my half brother is a dick but I don’t hate him I guessHave you ever been hurt physically or mentally by a family member?- When I was younger that was how I learned hahaHave you ever had a near death experience?- I don’t think so but maybe? IdkDo you know anyone who has taken their own life?- YeahHave you ever tried to take your own life?- NoBiggest lie you have told?- I’ll be fineDo you follow any conspiracies?- If Shane Dawson makes a video about it than I’m all over that shitDo you believe in a New World Order?- blehDo you respect your government and the way your country is run?- that’s fucking hilarious my dudeIs there currently any strife in your country?- 🙃Have you ever been displaced within your country?- luckily notAre your friendships healthy?- Now they areAre you currently fighting with a friend?- NoAre you jealous of a friend? Why?- NopeDo you believe in the Illuminati?- kindaDo you think any celebrities are associated with the Illuminati? Who?- Beyoncé? IdkHow can people tell you are nervous?- I look around the room a lot and my leg shakes and I don’t answer very quickly, also play with my hands or necklaceHow can people tell you are sad?- blank stare, quietDo you ever express your true feelings?- I really don’t know. The only true feeling I guarantee I express is the love I have for my girlfriend and color guardRegrets in your life?- Letting my best friend emotionally fuck me up and then let her think it was okayAchievements in your life?- CAPTAINNNNN and a bunch of writing awardsWhat did people say about you in school?- they called me fat and weird and gay but I never really gave a fuck I had my 2 or 3 friends so I was set What did you say about people in school?- nothing muchIs there something you have never told anyone?- I have to eat french fries in sets of 2Have you committed an illegal act?- plentyIf you had two days to spend one million dollars how would you spend it?- Two days isn’t enough but with more time I would take @ununhexium to Disney World, going to Europe, and building a tiny house. Leftover spending would be put into savings.What were your aspirations at age 5, 10, 15, 18?- Vet, Artist, Writer, Video ProducerDescribe your first kiss? Was it how you imagined?- lol so I went on a cruise at 13 and over the course of five days I managed to single out one cute girl, spend half of my time with her, and then she kisses me while fall out boy was playing on the last night. She fuckin knew she was my first kiss too haha, and honestly? I didn’t imagine it going down like that at all. When I was little I always thought it would either be at a school dance or like, outside of a convenience store, or over a game of spin the bottle. I was very burdened by cliches as a kidGrowing up were you in a wealthy, average, or low income household?- My dad was fairly wealthy, but I lived with my mom, and we were extremely low income. She only worked odd jobs at retail stores… luckily her boyfriend loves us like his own kids so he’s helped us since thenAre you from a broken marriage?- My parents were never marriedHave you been raised by a solo parent?- Technically? But no..? Haha idk how to answer, you get the gistDo you know both your parents?- YesWhat colour eyes, hair and skin do you have?- Blue/Gray eyes, natural blonde hair (currently blue), Caucasian/white skinHave you abused drugs or alcohol?- Nope.What languages can you speak?- English, .2% French, attempting to learn ASLDo you conform to your societies standards?- Not quiteDo you cry often?- VeryDo you tell people what you think of them?- BrutallyAre you comfortable accepting compliments?- No I hate themAre you comfortable giving compliments?- Meh I guess yeah. My girlfriend gets them all hahaIs any mental illness hindering your life?- Yeah. I’m recovering from some form of emotional abuse, and it kinda… really fucks me up weekly or so. Just ask my girl haha she usually has to witness itIs any physical illness hindering your life?- Luckily not. I bind daily so my ribs are always a little sore, but other than that I’m fairly healthyDo you keep up with current events?- Kinda?What’s the latest news in the world you have heard/read?- This guy killed his wife while they were on a cruise to Alaska because she was laughing at himWhat have you done today?- went to get coffee for a friends birthday, went to the batting cages with my brother, came home to my dads and ate chineseDo you sleep well?- usuallyDo you sleep badly?- nahHave you ever hurt anyone because you were hurting?- yeah and I hate myself for it every minute of every dayHas anyone ever hurt you because they were hurting?- yeahHave you ever had to end a friendship/relationship? Why?- lol YUP, because after months of putting up with what I thought was just somebody with a temper, I realized that they were REALLY screwing up my head and manipulating me and abusing how forgiving I was to keep pulling me back in. I left because she only ever played the victim and put dents in my relationship. She’s done this to people before me too, and I’m not sure if it’ll stop following me eitherHave you ever stopped someone from hurting themselves?- yeah, said ex friendHas anyone ever stopped you from hurting yourself?- yes? kinda? I don’t purposely hurt myself physically but I do have OCD from my mom and pick at scabs a lot when i feel them, and I scratch at the back of my neck when I’m anxiousDo you like your laugh?- It’s just a laugh idk lolAre you preparing for an apocalypse? And what kind?- ZOMBIEEESSSSS but not currently no lolDo you have any funny family stories?- one time when my brother was a toddler I told him to hurry up in the bathroom because I had to pee and when he came out he said “I left the seat up for you”… I don’t have a penis lolAre you religious?- mehDo you like to watch true crime shows or movies?- mehAre you interested in cults?- from a distance yesWould you like to raise a family in your country?- I’m not sureList some things you wanted in your childhood but never got?- A TREEHOUSE UGH I HAD ONE WISHIs there a large age gap between you and a sibling?- I think 4.5 years is the biggest one so not reallyAre you from a blended family?- NopeDo you believe in marriage? Why/Why not?- Yeah totally, just make sure you prenup that shitWhat is the nicest thing anyone has said to you?- I can’t recallDo you keep a journal?- I used to, and I plan on starting up againWould anyone be hurt by reading it?- MaybdDo you have children?- Just my hedgehogHave you been pregnant?- NooooList your favorite movies?- Zombieland, American Ultra, The Perks of Being a WallflowerList your favorite people?- Claire, Melissa, Kate, Danielle, Ceara, Lynn Gunn, TSwift lolTalk about the birthmarks and scars on your body?- I have a little brown birthmark on my palm, and a quarter sized pink scar on my left kneecapDo you look after yourself?- EhDo you put yourself or others first?- Others, to most extentsAre you happy today?- I have mixed emotions and anxiety lolAre you loved?- Very 😇

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