#Lanton Pyre AskAwt

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oh, you're a vampire, huh? well, then i guess i'll just HUAHGH [THROWS GARLIC BREAD AT YOU]

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #clari pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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have you ever met a vampire?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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The rules of today’s game are simple. You guys can ask the blog and anyone who would use it whatever you like. And we’ll answer, just like usual! Except this time, we’re going to lie. Every single post made today will be completely untrue, apart from one. The game is, you have to work out which one! If you’re right, you win! The truth will be revealed tomorrow in a link to the honest post that I’ll put in a reblog of this one, but until then it’s time to play!

Please, don’t ask anything that’ll spoil the game, but other than that the usual rules apply! Have fun everyone!

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #clari pyre askawt #dishonesty day #not an ask #event post

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Who's your least favorite person, Lanton?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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lanton, do you prefer the hot or the cold?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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Any pets? Or other creatures besides you 5?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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Why are y’all gay?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #clari pyre askawt #haden magendie askawt #dishonesty day

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Thoughts on crocs?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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Opinions on goats?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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Are you guys straight?

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #clari pyre askawt #haden magendie askawt #dishonesty day

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Are there any other demons on this plane of reality?

It’s a shame too because there’s a few people I truly miss

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #dishonesty day

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*stomps in like a little dork* HELLO SILLY BOY!!! *pats him and runs away, refusing to elaborate*

Hi?

#ask awt #Lanton Pyre AskAwt #ask 5) hello silly boy

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would you still love clari if she was a worm?

Do humans do that?! Clari?! Clari are you going to turn into a worm?! Hold on, I have to go talk to my wife!

[…]

I have been informed that this is an internet joke and not something I need to panic about. Yes, I’d love her no matter what, but crikey mortal do you have to scare me like that?

#ask awt #Lanton Pyre AskAwt #ask 4) if Clari were a worm

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Hello, internet!

If you’re reading this it means it worked! I am officially live on the web! Not the web like Clari’s webs, the web like the World Wide Web. The wider digital landscape, I heard Bates call it. I don’t know all the proper names for all the things yet, but Clari helped me set up this tumbling account and now I have this blog! Anyway if there’s anything you want to ask me or the others, you can contact us right here! I’ll pass on anything you guys say, within reason, so ask away! This is going to be so fun.

#ask awt #Lanton Pyre AskAwt

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Do you know anyone who’s been possessed?

They don’t like me to talk about them though, and I don’t like to talk about possession itself, so if you want anything else you’ll have to ask yourself

Bates is now available for asks

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #Bates AskAwt #ooc: apologies this blog has been on hiatus for personal reasons but it is back and asks will be replies to promptly

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i'm sorry for being so mean when we first met. i don't really know how else to be. [a soft breeze blows]

#ask awt #lanton pyre askawt #ask 85) how else to be