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fallen-goldfishcracker · 1 day

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The companions on whether they are morning people or not

Lae'zel: absolutely a morning person are you kidding me? She was raised in the military. She's never heard of sleeping in. That's for weak ghaik. Is consistently annoyed when the other companions sleep in.

Wyll: morning person but likes to sleep in when he can. But he's always frickin doing Stuff™ so he can't. Monsters don't sleep in so neither can he. He likes early morning cuddles though.

Shadowheart: a completely unpredictable force. The kinda person you find awake at 4 AM and there's no way to know if they just got up or stayed up. Gets up early and stays up late and goes to bed early and sleeps in late completely indiscriminately.

Gale: the furthest from a morning person you can get. This guy was up until 3 reading random academic disputations in a field he does not study. If he doesn't have to, he's not getting up.

Astarion: The Morning Person. beats Lae'zel out for "gets up insufferably early". On one hand, he has an advantage because he doesn't need to sleep like anyone else, but mainly he likes watching the sunrise every morning after not having it for two centuries, and it's very upsetting for him when he misses it.

Karlach: she is not a morning person or a night owl she is A Sleeper™. She's eepy. She can get up early (not a lot of safe sleeping in the Hells), but now that she's out she's not getting up unless there's an massive disaster. Will sleep anywhere. Big snorer.

#bg3 #bg3 companions #baldur's gate 3 #astarion bg3 #wyll bg3 #lae'zel bg3 #karlach #shadowheart #laezel #wyll ravengard #astarion #karlach cliffgate

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wormy-business · 8 months

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Bird flu? Yes, they tend to do that.

"What's upstairs"? They cannot talk.

Apartment Complex? I find it quite simple.

"Road work ahead"? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

Wood fired pizza? How is Pizza gonna get a job now??

Chef's kiss? Do- Do they really?

Based? Based on what??

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an-excellent-choice · 2 months

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Headcanon where Gale is the famous professor in the academy for being one of the few professors who actually had a great perilous adventure but none of the students (and some staff too) believe it really happened.

Like they file it away as one of those things where he probably just saw it at the sidelines not really like thick in battle since he has the orb to worry about.

Until finally one day Gale holds a special series of seminars/demonstrations for in the field spellcasting for fights or crisis. He invited all the party members he could in these seminars

Suddenly a former shar worhipper, gith, vampire, devil, is that the blade of frontiers(?), the legendary jaheira and the hero of baldurs gate just are there to help the demo/seminar.

A nighttime demo for Astarion, A lesson on how to cast light spells and be alert for rogues. Not to mention how to maintain concentration when you get shot by an arrow, Gale will say as Astarion shoots an arrow at him. ( at some point an arrow does sink in Gale's shoulder and the whole class freezes but Gale just tuts disapprovingly while Astarion just acts innocently like he doesnt have a longbow in his hand)

Karlach makes a demo on how to distinguish devils and how to kill them. She and Gale also show how to deal with a raging barbarian in a fight as a wizard, Hint human shields i mean tanks companions are important.

Wyll is charming the socks of the audience and shows self-defense tactics when an enemy too close. Oh yes he used to be a warlock but his patron was a devil so he had to cut ties with her

Shadowheart talks about healing spells and being aware of the your companions healths. She especially emphasizes the importance of being able to self heal in emergencies especially for wizards while giving pointed looks at Gale while Gale awkwardly(or guiltily?) shuffles and clears his throat

Laezel talks about the battlefield positions and best placement of wizards in the field to help the strongest soldiers and she also shows which of the body parts they should aim their spells. (I like imagining Laezel having her baby strapped on her while doing her demo or using her baby to show which body parts)

And after a while the students realize with how Gale seamlessly shows or helps in the demos that omg maybe professor Dekarios did help save the baldurs gate

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itsmumei · 3 months

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Elfsong sketches.

#fanart #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #astarion fanart #astarion #sketch #baldurs gate #baldurs gate astarion #bg3 fanart #shadowheart #shadowheart bg3 #laezel #lae'zel #lae'zel bg3 #lae'zel fanart #shadowheart fanart

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hamartia-grander · 12 days

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The perfect timing of one of the brain earthquakes while at Wyrm's Rock made it sound like my Durge was fed up with Lae'zel hating on owls

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In case you saw my other post, because they both seem to be getting popular at the same time, this is in fact my same Durge

#“hells - not this again” and he looks like he blasts MCR at 3am #bg3 #Lae'zel #it was perfectly timed in game too I legit thought he was talking to her until I realised he meant the earthquake😭#Karlach #Durge #bg3 durge #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 memes #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 karlach #Lae'zel Bg3

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weavefaerie · 14 days

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I'm right.

scratch is about to flip the table on accident and cause WW3

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rolanpilled · 5 months

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BG3 Companion Eyes👁️❤️

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 2 months

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*One night at camp.*

Gale: Surprise camp safety drill, everyone! Cultists of the Absolute are attacking, what do you do? Go!

Astarion: Gods below, not this nonsense again.

Gale: Time is wasting, people! What are you doing?

Lae'zel: Chk! I am going to bed. I will not waste my time with hypothetical pondering.

Gale: Alright, Lae'zel has taken an arrow to the face and is dead. Next person!

Astarion: I don't know, I do what any reasonable person would do. I stab them!

Gale: Wrong. They began their attack with archers and you are shot through with arrows before you can get near them. Astarion is dead. Next!

Wyll: Can't Shadowheart just heal them?

Gale: Shadowheart, would you like to heal Lae'zel and Astarion?

Shadowheart: *Considers.* Nah.

Lae'zel: *From her tent.* K'chakhi!

Astarion: I stab Shadowheart.

Gale: The two of you don't get opinions. You're dead. The cultists are now inside camp, what are the rest of you doing?

Durge: I cast fireball.

Gale: You cast fireball...on the camp?

Durge: Well, first I make sure that Scratch and the owlbear cub are at a safe distance, but yeah. I cast fireball.

Gale: Okay. The camp goes up in flames. The cultists are dead, but so are your companions.

Durge: Wonderful. I go to bed and have the most restful and uninterrupted sleep that my broken mind can remember.

*Lae'zel approves.*

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

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the-song-of-avernus · 3 months

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It's fascinating how even though you don't always hear about \ anyone other than Astarion, every origin companion in BG3 has an endgame/epilogue state that is either outright bad for them or at the very least "not as good as they deserve".

Obvious there have been books and 100,000 pages of fic and discourse written about Ascended Astarion. In the moments when he almost acts like his old self, even then it's merely humoring you with a whim.

Mother Superior DJ Shadowheart flat out admits to severe empathy for what Viconia went through, and has fully closed herself off from any sense of attachment or feeling other than Nocturne and Tav. Her continued need to find carve-outs and exceptions and loopholes parallels Viconia's own eventual disagreements with Shar. And as we know, Shar will eventually betray or abandon her if Shadowheart doesn't betray her first. It's the story of every devout Sharran we meet.

Gale, the God is a smug arrogant hubris-ridden asshole that's even mean to Tara in the epilogue. Nearly every single sentiment he expressed about why he wanted the Crown and to ascend is immediately inverted. Of course he's not going to interfere. He's a figure of aspiration. Once he received power himself he immediately forgot and forsook everyone and everything about why he wanted it in the first place. A romanced God Gale is SLIGHTLY more grounded but that's mostly just because you ground him. And if you ascend with him, that ends that.

Lae'zel's return to Vlaakith results in her ascension, which leads to her missing the party and being very dead. The things that Lae'zel claimed to value will never truly be as long as Vlaakith rules, and her not escaping and falling back into her people's death cult robs her of the ability to create a new Gith, a better Gith.

Karlach is dead, or almost as bad, a Mind Flayer. And while most of her initial personality remains, by six months in she's already grown emotionally distant and her personality is clearly and evidently being slowly overridden by the brains of the dying she consumes. She's forsaken the embrace of death for the guise of eternal continuation in her. And even surrounded by the ten people who should mean the most in the world to her, all she mostly thinks about is others' perceptions of her (ala the Emperor) and the fact that she's hungry. Mind Flayer Karlach even notes that she used to think becoming a Mind Flayer would be the worst thing ever, but now she likes it. Shades of the Emperor x1000 and a clear sign that the Karlach we know and love is rapidly becoming a memory.

and then there's Grand Duke Wyll. On the surface, it appears the happiest of the "bad" endings, but pay attention. Note how he discusses wheeling and dealing and making agreements with patriars. (How well has contracts and deals worked out for you in the past?) Oh, and in certain conditions including romance, Wyll will offer you the chance to become a Grand Duke as well - with the others being his father (Ravengard #3) and Florrick (Wyll/Ulder's longest lasting family friend). That's not a government of the people for the people. When the power is tied up by a husband, spouse, his father, and their most trusted advisor, that's the makings of a monarchy or oligarchy. Of the type of patriar power-claim to last for generations, something Wyll himself once mocked. Oh, and if you adopt a child, then you get into the worst part of it all: Wyll's been busy running a city, and oh hey, instead of y'all bringing YOUR FOUR MONTH OLD DAUGHTER with you, hey, she'll be cool being watched by the Ilmater temple for a night right? Sorry, Wyll, were you saying something a few months ago about distant parenting? Yikes.

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calenthee · 4 months

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crunchy glazed lae'zel

#my art #drawing #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate fanart #lae'zel #laezel #lae'zel bg3

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dandydanthelion · 6 days

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FINALLY i finished drawing the main 6

ofc i have to draw my two durges as well, aries (they/them) and zaire (he/him)

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liltaireissocute · 2 months

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they are truly the definition of a term

Baldur's Trope: touch-starved | toxic yuri

#liltaire's art #digital art #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #lae'zel #shadowheart #lae'zel of k'liir #lae'zel x shadowheart #lae'zel bg3 #shadowheart bg3 #shadowzel #shartzel #toxic yuri #jokes on you they are in love #wlw art

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oxalees · 2 months

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such a cute "frog" that you can’t resist

happy Valentine's day ♥️

#fanart #art #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg 3 fanart #lae'zel bg3 #lae'zel of k'liir #shadowheart bg3 #shadowheart #lae'zel x shadowheart #shadowzel

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spellbooking · 3 months

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 | Lae'zel ACT ONE & THREE ➤ parallels

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courierseis · 3 months

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#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel #bg3 lae'zel #lae'zel bg3 #lae'zel of k'liir #baldur's gate iii #dailygaming #userkeku #userelyan #userewbie #my edit

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toxictoad · 2 months

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I'm bisexual but a lot of the time I find female characters boring because the writers pigeonhole them into tropes and they're lazily written but when I tell you that bg3 has the most fucking INCREDIBLE female romances I am not lying. I love my big buff muscle gf who's highkey on fire. I love my girlie who was raised in a cult but is just a sweetheart who tries to be edgy. I love my militaristic gf who wants to lick sweat off of me. I love my evil wife who literally gives 0 fucks they are all mine and I love them so much

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