#LITERALLY THE KEY TO MOST SHIT

[starrysharks]

space city idol 👽

#kaigai idols #idols #paida #uchuu kei #you guys should listen to her music pls its literally the cutest shit ever #stream future☆☆town bitches!!!!!! #also i tried to experiment heavily with halftones here and it was SO FUN. most was done by hand (exceptions being transparent effects + bg) #overall i'm really proud of this piece :D #zeno's art #bright colors #eyestrain

[malleleothreesome]

YOUR MALLEUS POST IS JUST!!!!! AGDKFFLSVFL!!!! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES I RE-READ THAT THING BUT IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!!! 😫😭👌🖤💚

I'm so late to this but thank you so much Knight!! 🖤💚🖤💚 I'm so happy you enjoyed Blindfolded Malleus... I was so excited for you to read it, and I'm very happy it lived up to the hype and anticipation!!! Truly, I am so honored and grateful that you would re-read something so long 🥹 it amazes me how supportive you are!! I hope I can continue to write things that you enjoy! One day in the [regretfully] far future I swear to you that I will put out an Idia fic just for you hehehe. I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of things I am excited to write, but I guess that is a wonderful problem to have! I only wish I had more time in the day to write, but alas, such is life. Why the fUCk am I writing so formal right now daiohssadoi;hdSAO not me saying BUT ALAS. SUCH IS LIFE????? It is so.

I'm actually taking a TWELVE DAY vacation from work starting on the 22nd so I might actually do a little request event where people can send me like kink prompts or something. I think that'll be fun!

Okay and FINE I'll do some fluff prompts too for the fluff people but please don't judge my fluff too harshly, I'm still learning!!! For some reason smut just comes naturally dhaDSAHIDDASijdsan I'll start gathering some prompts and we will do a little ask game or something.

📣 By the way FELLOW HONEST THIGH RIDING ANON if you SEE this first of all, ONCE AGAIN: I wish to express my undying devotion to you and your exceptional thought process. I am positively frothing at the mouth over your request and I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I am finally making good progress and it WILL be out soon. We WILL make him cum in his pants. We WILL make him cry, whimper, and moan.

#sorry knight i took over your ask to make a desperate PSA for my hero: fellow honest thigh riding anon #ILYSM KNIGHT THANK U FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #does my millennial show when I key smash #as someone born in 96 i am actually right on the cutoff for millennial and gen z #so i choose to identify with whoever is getting the best press at the time #just kidding im sorry gen z i can't relate to yall at all... #i still like ugg boots and my hair will forever be side parted #most of my millennial cringe comes from being a tumblr user between 2010 and 2014 #it is engrained #the cool thing about getting older (young people heed my words): #i am unbully-able (and one day you will be too) #you simply cannot make me feel bad about doing things i like to do and enjoying things that make me happy #take pride in what you enjoy and don't let societal norms stop you #also you don't have to worry about getting bullied anyway because adults literally don't do that to each other #everyone in their mid 20s and beyond have learned to stop caring about what other people do for their own enjoyment #because like... lets be real... seeing and learning about what makes people happy... is super cool. the world needs more happiness #this is also a call out: if your friends or online spaces make you feel bad about your interests... gtfo of there #thats not the norm. curate your spaces for what makes you feel good!!! #your 20s are shit enough without so much negativity during the times you are supposed to be relaxed and surrounded by loved ones #this post was made by ugg boot gang #‧͙+ ̊*・༓☾ Erica Answers ☽༓・* ̊+‧͙

[raiiny-bay]

here are some outtakes from my last edit btw

#myedits #smoking tw #harley #arthur #idk i didn't really think they fit the rest of the post tbh #but ofc i decided that *after* rendering & editing them #i have the most severe brainrot for vellichor rn #like it's so bad i can't even write anything for it. i'm just stuck thinking about them #i'm really sad actually that these two couldn't stay friends bc harley genuinely did care about arthur #even though he didn't always act like it #& i think arthur just really needed harley #like he's the one who cut artie's hair for him when arthur came out & he would literally fight anyone who tried to give artie shit about it #& he'd pick up the phone anytime arthur called #like if artie called him in the middle of the night he would literally bolt out the door #no shoes no jacket just stole his mom's car keys & went #harley was the only one who really knew about all of artie's problems #but idk they grew up & jealousy & bitterness overtook their relationship #& they'd weaponize each others' secrets #& when everything w daisy happened that was like. the final push ig #they could no longer see passed each others' flaws or differences & things just like. went to shit #i've been working on the playlist #that's why there are these thoughts in my head rn

[void-thegod]

I hate it when people misunderstand me and instead of asking what I meant they just...

Assume whatever they thought I meant

:/

#wtf #communication is key #i think this happens in my relationships too #people assume things #bc of how i act or look #instead of asking me directky #they just make up all this shit #which is like.. wow. #whenever im making up fantasies.. #theyre quite literally never about real life people #bc i know i dont know mf #or what they think #and that whatever observations i make may be wrong #but also #apparently most normal people are manipulative? #doing extra shit #to get their way??? #and im.. #autistic af #v v v. straight forward #and honest generally #and i mean what i say and say what i mean #even when im angry #and if i happen to change my mind later #i keep growing #apparently this isnt common #based on my exp

[8cfc00]

im literally going to throw up im sooooo mad i never got to trick or treat OR sleepover OR play dnd in all SIXTEEN YEARS OF MY FUCKING LIFE..... im supposed to be a TEENAGER doing TEENAGE THINGS but for some reason i CANT

#THE FUCKING TEENS IN DNDADS HAVE A BETTER SOCIAL LIFE THAN ME #WHAT THE HELL #sorry im listening to teen talk and theyre talking about key pivotal teen moments #and i literally have not been over to a friend's house in a YEAR #AND NONE OF MY IRLS EVEN WANT TO GO OUT AND PRACTICE CINEMATOGRAPHY W ME #THIS IS FUCKED #im not that mad about it though #pretty okay on my own #i enjoy the time i get to spend w myself #and i enjoy the freedom that it provides me #an di understand that i gotta make the most out of the situation i am unfortunately in #but like its so fucking hard to do things without the support of a friend by yr side... #but like being friends w someone just for the shit they provide you is kinda fucked #and if i think too hard about the power of friendship and the strong emotional bonds it creates #bad stuff happenbs #idk i just find it hard to find people who understand me #and i tend to click with people who don't share very similar perspectives on friendship w me #i just wish it was as easy for me as it seems to be for the teens #and in a way im afraid im falling behind or missing out cuz i lack a strong friendgroup to fuck around w #but i mean ive been told sleepovers are overated anyway soooo

[ofcowardiceandkings]

idk man maybe thats why i have WAY less beef with BotW/TotK's direction than my other superfan pals lol those games literally draw hard on my 3 all time favourite movies (plus other top tiers) and their themes and i adore that and the direction so much

#i know a few folks ive talked to in various communities are kinda salty about the plot not really involving Link or something ?? #but like ... they do lol ?? like he's right there engaging in the current active plot #but equally i dont think the game is ABOUT Link as much yknow ... its not NOT about him but its as much about Zelda and thats sick ad fuck #[sits on the floor] i just like them yknow #the 'ma' aspect is soooo .. its so key to the feeling as well i think #idk man IDK i just like it and am fine with the series' direction lol theres only so many times you can avoid exploring the space #we have the tech and the power to play around so why not even if you run some of that back right ?? #i dont think theyre flawless at all lol but i dont jive with most of the overbearing criticisms #ive been recommended SO many hours-long self-professed 'negative' reviews of totk and i literally dont GIVE a shit KEKW get it away from me #im just vibing here enjoying the game lol #rory's ramblings

[eternalpassions]

Me not being able to tell whether Kaname is serious or not when he said Zero is the one who understands him the most. Like it’s half and half. He sounds like he’s being self deprecating to make Yuuki hate him cuz he knows Zero hates him already 😪

#vampire knight #kaname kuran #vampire knight memories #some stuff Kaname says I don’t take serious #that’s why so many hate him cuz they always take him literally #you know he’s shitting half the time to get people to hate him more 😂 #he’s kind of a troll low key #always trying to keep people in the shadows #like pls that would be giving zero too much credit #like he knows zero thinks the worst of him already and he wants yuuki to think the worst of him too so he says that zero is right about him #zero always hated Kaname #even before he found out he “ruined his life #me in the bushes saying bullshit! lol #and it doesn’t help Kaname sees himself as a monster #so ofc he thinks zero understands him the most #zero may notice some things about Kaname cuz he’s observant sometimes but that doesn’t mean he truly understands Kaname #thats yuuki #thats why he said “in a way so there’s some truth but it’s not fully true

[babydarkstar]

really really reallyyyyyy tired of everyone thinking ‘high femme’ means ‘femme who is Extremely Feminine in presentation’ like sure. maybe some high femmes ARE more feminine presenting but that’s absolutely not what it means to be a high femme. it’s a very critical term within the nuances of stone sexuality and you can’t just use it to describe yourself because you’re hyperfeminine or whatever the fuck

#not a literal university website having a ‘gender and sexuality abcs’ page #and getting high femme so fucking incorrect #im actually offended like. idk man. do better. Supposed Academics #idk to me gender and sexuality studies is so hit or miss now #it’s either the most based shit ever to exist or it’s like taking a kindergarten lesson with bozo the clown #and as someone who does have a stone sexuality but only sees talk abt stone butches #i would love to read literature from high femmes. i want their perspective i want to find something to relate to #because ultimately i do relate to stone tops in the sense that im like a lock to their key or whatever #but i would love to see more from the other side of things #it’s hard to articulate honestly and reading poetry is so nourishing for me

[arolesbianism]

I need agent 4 to appear in side order soooo badly I do not care in what context I just need to put Jim and Mark in the same room please please I'm desperate

#rat rambles #oc posting #splat posting #an agent 4 boss fight could be fun but tbh idrc if theyre a major part of anything I just want them to appear somewhere there #as far as my orbo blorbos tho a boss fight could be soooo juicy #mark and jim only met after their seperate rock bottoms and during their recovery arcs #so the idea of seeing them be put into a low neither of them have faced in years delights me #either way I will be having big boy thoughts abt then once side order comes out #since even if 4 doesnt appear in side order Im forcing jim in there one way or another lol #their t4t cringe is real <3 #bro mark is going to be so pissed off abt being in a damn building again until dedfish shows up then hes going to be all for this adventure #just him staring with big wet eyes as they say some basic tutorial shit like they just said the most earthshattering thing ever #hes also glad to have pearl with him even if the two bitch at eachother a lot #hes also low key glad marina isn't there but like guiltily so #if jim is anywhere in there shes having a panic attack over not being able to contact marie #jim would ofc be freaking out over mark too but marie is like The most important person to them #thats their sister and best friend and also the person who saved their life both figuratively and literally #they would almost certainly not be alive if they never met marie and if they were theyd be in a horrible place on every level #marie was also the first person jim ever grew to truly trust so basically yeah she means the world to them #mark is super important to her too of course but she doesnt rely on him in the same way as she does on marie #mark I assume will have no reason to assume jim is there too but theres no way to know for sure so Ill not dwell on that too much #but mark is generally less prone to panic than jim mostly due to their childhood environments and stuff #so while he'll definitely worry abt jim itd be more him missing her and hoping shes not freaking out too hard than panic #in a way itd almost be exciting to him to maybe get a chance to do actual agent work with jim #like I said they only met post their seperate shitstorms so they didn't even know they were both agents until jim introduced mark to marie #well more like introduced mark to marie as a way to say this one is good be nicies to him #well more so this one is mine Im the only one allowed to bully him but you can pick on him too once he likes you enough #mark is just sitting there like holy shit what the fuck why is she here what do you fucking mean shes that sister you always talk abt #not a day goes by where hes not forced to confront one of his ex crushes fkfndkdb #poor little straight boy all his ex crushes and his current girlfriend keep making him do fortinte dances

[mimimirukyu]

Anti jirai girlies when they come to Japan and realize that no one uses the term "dark girly"

#always soooo funny how quickly anti jirai arguments fall apart when you realize actual japanese women don't give a shit #anti jirai articles in japan are the japanese version of conservative christians afraid of goth or emo kids lol #discourse that literally only exists on Tumblr/tiktok #if u need proof just look at the ガーリー系 tag vs 地雷系 tag on instagram no one calls it girly kei anymore #most the posts to the ガーリー系 tag are western girls to begin with #not that theres anything wrong with that #but when the discussion dissuades people from using jirai even though japanese girls call it jirai its like...

[symbiodyke]

I have this coworker who is constantly using/making fun of AAVE and also doing other shit that any other crew member would get in trouble for but management fucking adores him and ppl have complained but they won't do anything :))))))))))))))

I want to skin him he's so fucking aggravating

#he gives me unsolicited nicknames nd insists we're family even tho we dont interact much nd im just civil #he also screams/sings loudly all day even on the sales floor and says random shit into the intercom for no reason #he's thrown tons of parties all through covid #etc etc etc there's more i just hate him he's singing christmas music purposely off key rn #honestly most of my coworkers and managers misuse aave all the time and it's #aggravating. my partner used to work here and it's literally a huge part of why they (a Black person) quit

[chicken-molayme]

Happy Father's Day to this thwombly old man

#father octopath #happy fathers day #octopath 2 spoilers #octopath spoilers #octopath traveler spoilers #bro tjis chapter fucking killed me so bad #like what the fuck #it was all for fucking nothing #i know he wanted throné to end his misery but dude #she didnt want to lose her literal dad figure. i think if he didnt want to end his suffering father would have 100% given throné the key #cuz she bested him which is a feat in itself and he was most likely a very proud dad at that moment #he raised her how he wanted and it was a bit poetic how he had her kill him #also throné loks juuuust like her mom. im sure looking at throné only hurt father even more #it wretched my heart for real bro #i love father dhjdbd #also happy fathers day and if yall dont have a dad or ahve a shit dad I'll be your new dad

[halfricanloveyou]

Db and C# are used interchangeably for the black key between C and D. They're both valid names for it and the same note

hi yeah. genuine question. are you fucking stupid. do you really think i didn’t know that.

it was a joke. the point being that depending on which instrument you play, you prefer flats to sharps.

“they’re both valid names” oh are you gonna make a separate callout post? over a fucking KEY? on a PIANO?

#i literally played piano for 10 years growing up. #i am aware that all black keys have 2 different names mostly depending on the key you’re reading the music in #i have an associates in music. #stop coming in my inbox for dumbass shit like this #the post i made the comment on is right fucking there. why are you such a coward you had to come on anon to say this #literally i would not have been annoyed at all if you said this on the original post #why are you acting like i used a fucking slur or something without knowing what it means #‘they’re both valid names!’ we’re talking about keys on a piano not neopronouns or gender identities #please go outside if you’re fr getting offended over an inanimate object like this #it’s not a character or something even it’s a fucking piano #legit people send the most annoying shit to me on anon #why? just fucking come off anon. own your own words. are you that scared of them? #and btw even tho you didn’t ask

[cosmicwavelength]

Kay, I’ve found the key to me liking any spn character:

They gotta adore Castiel.

#logically the key to me despising a character is if they hurt Castiel. my baby Castiel #castiel #crowley is on thin ice #naomi. good character but i’d be happy to watch her die. #meg? literally perfect #Jack? that’s his son and most important person in his life #dean? a disappointment at the end sadly #sam? his best smart buddy to do stupid shit with #gabriel? his big bro. took him under his wing back then until even he couldn’t bear the dysfunction up in heaven anymore #any angel that supported him was also top notch.

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

i think that ironically the problem with a good 75% of elden ring arguing is that the people doing it arent fixated enough on being mad at ranni

#like only the most truly deranged misogynists like they guys who can bluff their way through the babyboy radahn turing test do tahht shit #whcih again is still like 5-10% of the entire playerbase because the previous series of game heavily cultivated that type of guy #but not being blatant enough about hwo much you should want to get chained up and whipped by the sexy feet women #but everyone else besides her stans just sort of ignores her which utterly invalidates understanding literally anything #and for once i cant really blame them because while gwyndolin was definitely the key to understanding ds1 and bloodborne was entirely about #the doll they werent the Main Character the way ranni is #like you could still derive meaning and understand the themes and have context for other storylines #without looking at them as all being throwaway devices for develoiping the single meow meow #i thiink both writing approaches rule tbc this isnt a critique of the media post its just a funny gamer situation

[saetoru]

i honestly think its so funny how people on here will find a way to blame everything on you and then you will bounce back and sobsob about something 20 minutes later 😭 i love you for that lollll

"SOBSOB ABOUT SOMETHING" SJDHF THAT MADE ME GIGGLE

i think i was kind enough not to raise issues over a small banner that says "minors do not interact" even tho it was EXACTLY the same as mine but WTV. i was rather nice to just let her have them and go about her business and just block her so she couldn't copy any other layouts. im now realizing i should've just been an asshole and demanded she change them and leave my layouts alone

this is what i get for letting things slide :/

#like honestly #i got 16 posts flagged all at once literally a day after i blocked her #what if she was the one who flagged me ??? #what is her proof that SHE didnt report MY shit ??? #🤨🤨🤨 #i could literally just say ''she got salty that i blocked her and reported 16 of my fics the next day'' #how would she prove she did not ???? I CAN PLAY THE SAME GAME AS HER ????? #it is the most self important and obnoxious accusation i have ever seen 💀 #and the attitude of the post was so rancid to tumblr writers in general #im not even gonna get into that #i was sent a screenshot of it and i just sat in shock in my car like :O bc if i said stuff like that ? anons would tell me to die LMAO #they already get mad at me so easy as is KAJSHD IF I SAID SUCH ENTITLED STUFF THEY WOULD GET STAFF TO DEACTIVATE MY BLOG FOR ME AKSDHGAD #the next tumblr update would be ''due to recent uproar in tickets sent to staff we have decided to implement petitions to remove blogs'' #and mine would be the first blog petitioned off this app KAJDKASHGD #CRYING THATS SO FUNNY LOW KEY #''why did u deactivate'' #''my anons asked tumblr staff and they agreed''