#Khel Jao

[babitachaudhary]

#Khel Jao #Khel Jaao #खेल जाओ #poker #adda52 #poker game #playpoker #onlinepoker

[kagazaurlafz]

Chalo ab chalte hai, aur bhi toh jagah dekhni hai?

Areh magar abhi toh aye the, taher jaate hai na? Thodi der aur bas?

Ahm, chaar ghante ho chuke hai humein yaha aye madam.

Acha? (Usne haste hue kaha) tumhare saath samay ka pata nhi chalta, kaha 4 ghante ho gaye aur main ye soch Rahi thi ki abhi bs 10 minute hi hue hai.

Acha esi baat hai kya? (Uski aankhon main khote hai maine kaha) samay ka pata toh mujhe bhi nhi chalta tumhare saath, mann karta hai bs jab tum in nazaro ko dekho, main tumhe dekh ta rahu Puri zindagi aur kho jau, humesha ke liye.

(Sharmaate hue) achaa, chalo na bas 5 minute aur, fir chalte hai yaha se, bas 5 minute aur ruk jao?

Ab tum kuch is tarah rukne ko kahogi toh humesha ke liye main yahi reh jau. Aur ye 5 minute ka khel main ache se jaanta hu meri jaan, yaha tum 5 min rukne kahogi aur kab 1 ghanta nikal jayega pata bhi nhi chalega.

(Mere nazdik aate hue) Esi baat hai kya? Toh chalo yahi reh jaate hai. (Usne dheere se apne sir ko mere kandho par rakha) bas tum mujhe hi dekhte rehna jab main in nazaro ko dekhte rahu.

Hamesha ❤️

Pratham Garodia || 11th October 2023

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[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 13.10.22 lb

im so super soft for this truly equal partnership they have going 😭😭😭

light chali gayi

and he's making a lame joke to make her feel better

I love that he calls her ginni ji and aaaaap occasionally 😭😭🫠

(btw itne ameeron ke ghar inverter ups nahi hai???)

lol what's with this puraane zamaane ka laltain

HAATH PAKDAAAA

HAAAATH PAKDAAAA!!!!!!

boy pls itna bhi heart eyes nahi, that too in this romantic lighting, let a girl liveee

heldddd her faaaaceee

movinggg in!!!!!!!!

sir ek ghante pehle itna dhuaan nigala tha aapne

dhuein waale mooh se kiss karenge???

chee

brush toh kar

oh usko bhi akal aa gyi and he diverted to forehead kiss

she looking at him withhhhh suchhhhhh pyaaaar and i am so here for itttt

remembering what all he did for her today

and threw herself against him

yes good this boy needs and deserves all the hugs

"ginni ji, light gyi hui hai. Mera fayda mat uthaana" trollololololol

she like you kissed me first!?!!!!! yes girl call him out!

he trying to move and is in pain she like kya hua I'll help

he's like Haan kapde badalne jaa rha hoon 😏😏😏

lol shes like nahi jao. idk sis I'd use the opportunity. he has abs you could grate cheese on.

she thinking about dhaaba and HOW it caught fire

she's like abhi jaake check karna hai

(leaving your hot injured shirtless husband here???? couldn't be me.)

abbe udhar bujhi bhi hai aag??? it's literally just been like half an hour since you got home.

yeah random bits of it still on fire

looking around having all memories of the place

remembering papaji building it

lol hubby peeche peeche aa gaya. bechaara woh shirt kya badalne gaya, she escaped to her first love, the dhaaba

she sees him and can't stop crying while telling sab khatam ho gya

gotta say im really loving niyati's acting. she does proper level of emotionally distraught but never going too over.

he's like you said you'd make papajis dhaaba again, apni team mein mujhe bhi jod lo

i'm guessing they're gonna team up and make it her papaji and his mom ka joint sapna waala dhaaba

she saying thank you but sobbing about bad kismat

that the partner stole diary and gave dhoka

and now this

"aisi kaisi dushmani hai jo koi nikaale jaa rha hai nikaale jaa rha hai lekin khatam hi nhi ho rhi"

aw babyyyy, my heart is really breaking for her 😥😥😥

lol it's funny to see him suddenly be such an optimist

he says maybe it's just an accident

she's like or its a saazish thats made to look like an accident

she's like this dhaaba is part of who I am, I would know if something was wrong with it to create such an accident

and idk if you noticed but the whole place reeks of kerosene

while the dhaba just had a small container of oil

someone has set the place on fire and I cant be at peace without knowing how this happened

blah blah sweet motivation speech and promise to be on her side

WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE DUDEEEEE 😭😭😭

ugh his haraami baap lurking in BG

smirking saying itniiii asaani se nahi, khel abhi baaki hai

marr kyun nahi jaata yeh

manhoos

dharti pe bhoj

gulaabo ji all excited ke phir se shaadi honi hai and saying they'll bring ginni home and do saare rasmo rivaaj

KYA PAISE WASTE KARNE KI TALAB MACHI HUI HAI AUNTYJI

AAP KA DHAABA ABHI BHI JAL RHA HAI

YOU HAVE NO WAY OF GENERATING A DAILY INCOME

shaadi vyaah mein time paisa waste karna hai inko

udhar dimpy shampy har mahine school se nikaale jaa rhe

for not paying fees

fuckin ridiculous

gulaabo ji maarofying taana at Sam

who's cussing at ginni while doing Ghar ke kaam because it doesn't befit her NRI status

God she's such a caricature of a villain

her phone is ringing and so help me god it better not be daddy damndest calling to team up 🤬🤬🤬

thankfully the scene cut off before my BP shot up

adi trying to shave and arm hurts and ginni offering to help

thank God trimmer hai ustara nahi

but he's still terrified lol

aw they're so stinking cuteeee, no ainvayi ka weird sharam, just smiling and enjoying each other's company

katttt gayaa

she's like joke naaaaa 🤪🤪🤪

lol nope sach mein lagg gyi

his hair kink has raised its head

mereko pata tha pehle meeting se hi he has a thing for her hair and esp when it's wet

line maar rha hai lol

and she's not sharmaoing! just laughing at his cheesiness! god I love her

lmao he's getting mad she's ruining the romance

ooh yes grabby time

and she don't give no sharam waale fucks god yes finally the tharki female representation we all needed

abouttttt to kisssssss

and the whole family walked in dhfkfjsjshsj

that poor chachaji bleating oye ho gya?!??!??

adi: "kya ho gya???? abhi kuch kiya kahaan?!??! 😒😒😒"

fhsnskakabdbeh lmao adi

anyway fam is here to do shaadi talk

this snake dad god I wanna murder him

nothing but love for supreet tho. she deserves so much better.

adi is notttt happy that ginni has to go to maayka. aur karo ailaan shaadi ka bhare bazaar mein. achchi khaasi suhaag raat ki baat ban rhi thi, ab karo wait ek aur mahina. 🙄🙄🙄

precap: adi sulking she has to go, so she kisses him and leaves him in happy floaty cloud all 🥰🥰🥰🥰💗💞💕💗💗

and yeah ofc daddy damndest has teamed up with satanic sam 🔪🔪🔪 fuck these two, i hope y'all rot in hell

#channa mereya #episode liveblogs #cm lbs

[chaandkeeroshni]

Waqt bhi ajeeb re rehm lagta hai kabhi kabhi. Aur apna aap bewaqoof. Waqt guzray jaraha hota hai lekin phir bhi dar lagta rehta hai hai kay kesay guzray ga. Yeh sara waqt jo uskay bager guzarna hai.

Yeh woh aag hai na jalaaye tou kahin chain bhi na aayay.

Ali Sethi kehta hai kehta hai khel jayen ya laut jayen, sochna hai. Lekin dil hai kay yahin laut jata hai murr murr kar. Dil maan he nahi raha, sambhal he nahi raha. Khud ko behlanay per tula hua hai. Dil naatwan hai chalaa kahan, kisi raah guzr ka nahi nishaan.

Last night I was describing to saad how I felt, and he said, aesa lagraha hai jese you’re on unchartered territory. Aur waqaye aesa he lag raha hai. Lagta hai me pata nahi kahan aakar kho gayi hun. Na yahan Mujhe raasta pata hai, na koi makeen nazar aata hai. Me kisi say raasta pooch bhi lun tou lagta hai woh nahi bata sakengay, aesa lagta hai yahan koi nahi aaya hoga.

Me pata nahi kab kesay yahan aagayi, aur ab waapsi ka raasta bhi nahi nazar aata. raasta ho bhi tou dil maanta he nahi waapsi per. Dil tou manzil dhoondne kay junoon me diwana he hogaya hai. Dil ko samjhaati hun kay manzil shayyad hai he nahi, murr jao, waapsi kay rastay say tou phir bhi waakfiyat hai, aagay walay rastay ka tou kuch nai pata. Pata nai kitna khoufnak ho, Mujhe tou wesse he raastay samajh nahi aatay kabhi.

Phir Ali Sethi kehta hai woh jo hogaye kisi per fida woh naa koi baat maanein

Yeh woh rog hai jo karay fanaa, hain issi kee dastaanain.

Phir me vasl ki shaam ko yaad karti hun tou sochti hun us aik raat kay sadqay me shayyad hassi khushi khud pata nai kitni aur dard bhari raatain charha dun.

Yeh jis raastay per mein chal rahi hun Mujhe khauf aata hai. Mujhe khauf aata hai kay is raastay say thori der kar laut jaanay kay bawajood mene yeh raasta dobara wapis chuna hai. Dil kisi aur kee kya meri he nahi sun raha. Kabhi kabhi sochti hun kamzor hogayi hun phir sochti hun jo himmat is kelye chahye woh kabhi kabhi Mujhe khud heraan kardeti hai. Pata nahi kahan say aajati hai.

I resort to mantras, making lists, journaling, planning my weeks and my months to stay put. Pichla saal lagta hai yehi kartay kartay guzar gaya hai. Lekin is pooray saal mein jo Aik vasl kee raat thi, shayyad me poora waqt ussi ki talaash me yeh sab kar rahi thi. Kabhi yeh nahi suna wesse kay vasl he shayyad manzil hai, kyunke dil ki khwahishein rukti kahan hain. Wo tou deedar chahta, woh vasl chahta hai. Dobara. All over again. Again and again.

Kabhi kabhi apnay Khuda say mukhaatib hun tou kehti hun thora rehm karay. Thora rehm karday, koi moujza karday. Ya Mujhe bata day kay mein laut jaun ya agay jaati rahun, manzil milay gi ya fanaa ya tabah.

[misrisblog]

To the greatest man I knew,

Dear Nana,

If anyone asked who I respected most in the world, it would be you and Nani. It wasn't just because you were my grandfather, but because you exemplified why everyone called you THE Dr. DK Shrivastava.

I remember summer vacations on your Activa, buying supplies for my projects. Everyone in Bilaspur seemed to know you, even at unfamiliar shops. "Sir ne hume padhaya hai" (Sir taught us) - that phrase resonated deeply. You weren't just a great teacher, but a truly remarkable human being.

From being a father figure to your brothers, to taking charge of the family and making a name for yourself, you inspired us. In a time when women faced limitations, you ensured every woman in our family received an education and became independent. You championed love and fun. How many can say their Nana encouraged them to play with a simple, "Jao khel ke aao" ?

Summertime water fights with you are unforgettable. Even scoldings ultimately benefited me. I'm fortunate to have countless stories – your memory for details, from my friends' names to every exam result I shared. Watching Mahabharata, Dilip Kumar classics, sharing ice cream (your favorite!), trips to Deen Dayal Garden and Kanan Pendari Zoo – especially your superior knowledge that even made the tour guides speechless at monuments!

You supported my humanities choice, believing I could become a historian. All you ever wanted was for me to take care of myself, study hard, and look after our family. Nana, I promise to fulfill these wishes with all my heart.

The dedication and love you poured into your career, even amidst early life struggles, providing for your brothers, extended families, and us – we are all who we are because of you.

Right now, there's sadness and a void. But I know you're at peace. Perhaps doing yoga, reading the paper, sending a good luck message before my exams (on WhatsApp!), and most importantly, watching over us all.

These are just a few memories. Today, I celebrate you – your achievements as a teacher of chemistry and life lessons, a man who truly lived. Dearest Nana, you are and always will be our everything. Everything we do is a tribute to you and the dreams you had for me.

With all my love, forever

apki betu

om shanti .

#.

[siddiqbabukhan]

Allah k Hukam Sure Anaam me.

Jo Log Allah ka Hukam nahi Mante Wo Bahere aur Gonge hain.

Kiya Tum me Allah k Azaab ko Rokne ki Taqhat hai.

Jo Allah ka Hukam nahi Manega.Allah Osko Musibato me Mubtela Kar Dega.

Allah Zalim Qhaum ko Halak Kar Deta hai.

Jo Allah k Ahekamat ko Jhoota Kahega.Ose Sakht Saza milegi.

Allah ne Kisi Nabi aur Rasool ko Ghaiyeb ka ilm nahi Diya.

Sahi Daleel Quran hai.

Jahan Par Allah k Ahekamat ka Mazakh ho Raha hai.Wahan se Hat Jao.

Jo Deen ko Khel Tamasha Banaye hue hain.Un se Kuch Wasta mat Rakho...Allah ko Chodh Kar Kisi se Dua mat Mango.

Namaz Pabandi se Padhte Raho.

Be Jaan Mitti ki Cheezo ko Sajda mat Karo.

Zameen aur Aasman ki Tamam Cheezo Par Ghaur O Fikar Kiya Karo.

Allah Jis ko Chahata hai.

Seedha Raasta Batata hai.Jis ko Chahata hai.

Gumrah Rakhta hai.

Part 24

[questioninglifern]

in almost every goddamn horror movie there is this one character jisko kuch zyada hi chull machi rehti hai. perfect ambassadors for 'curiousity killed the cat' but the funny thing is, they never get killed. its the fauj of 5-8 people that they take with them who drop dead like makhi macchar do when you spray them with HIT (mosquitoes wala) one by one. and chal thik hai, jao, jao aur pata lagao ki kYa hAi yE pUraNi hAveLi kA rAAz but go alone na ??? nahiiii inko apne friends, family, enemies, pados mein rehne wali aunty aur unka kutta, sabko ghasit lena hai iss maut ke khel mein 😭

yes, pata hai this is how horror movies work but nhi sehen hota mujhse 😭

#desiblr #rora.txt shitposts?? #desi movies #desi humor #this is an indicative of how i have been watching way too many horror movies #ab toh bas i wait for that character to do something inanely stupid that will end badly and scream at the screen 🤠 #ye dinn dekhne ke liye meine ye movie lagai 😭⁉️ for you to disappoint me like that with your stupidity ⁉️ #rora.rants

[philophi9999]

KHEL MAKARII KARTAA HAIN....JAO KHELO DHUPO...

[indoviews]

Chaudhary Lyrics - Jubin Nautiyal, Yohani, Mame Khan

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[aayushiagrawal123]

Vaise toh mai kabhi kahi jati nahi hu par b ne kaha toh maine socha chalo bor toh ho hi rahe h ghum kar aate h vaha kuch random floor dance chal raha tha.

B ko kisi se milna tha toh maine kaha mai yahi side mai wait karti hu tum jao.

Maine high waist jeans n top phena hua tha n balo mai clature lagaya tha.

Itne mai A vaha par aaye n he said "excuse me".

Maine unki taraf strangely dekha.

Then he said "do you have any dance partner?"

Maine sirf gardan hilai.

"Can you be mine?"

Lol

He said, "Can you come with me as my dance partner?"

I said, "yes". Slowly.

We both get on to the dance floor.

Now the time comes to hold your dance partner hand.

He offer his hand I hold his hand softly.

When we awkwarly hold each other hands

I smiled and look at him. He also smile to ears.

Then i asked your name?

A: Yeah, I am A.

Me: I am Aayushi.

Nice.

Then it's to start dancing

I was kind of nervous n he support me well.

Me: Actually, I am very good in this.

A: It's ok, you can improve.

I smile.

Finally, dance is over.

Now, we start talking about where we live what we do.

He also works in company not so far by my office.

We exchange number and greet to meet again next day at the same time.

He said can i drop you I said i can manage.

And we left.

Again next day when we meet.

We talk about our hobbies and interests. He is so much interested and eager to know about me.

So, more than 1 hour I let him know all the things that I have done until now.

Now his turn.

He says a lot about how him. One thing i really liked about him is that he has so many dreams to live with. He tells me deeply about his ambitions and one thing that is common between both of us is that we both are not ready to settle for less and wanted to serve for humanity. Also, after sometime when we got to know each other more better we conclude that both have unanimous thinking about money.

That it is only important for living and we both can be happy without it also.

He appreciated my efforts.

Give me compliment like tumhara toh sahi h sab tum toh perfect kar leti ho. And start teasing me alot.

I handle his tease with all my love. And he used to say me that never talk with any other like the way you talk to me. I also love to give all that I have with all my love. He also love my service things.

Cleaning Food Massage and he also used to talk less. But he likes my being. And loves to stare me like an infant used to stare at his mother. And also comes closure to me whenever he gets a chance.

Vo ek saal mai bahut pagalpanti kiya.

Saare pagalpan jo bacha rakha tha usse ek saal mai kiya.

Vo bina bataye din raat mai kabhi bhi bas unko mere saath rehna h.

Ek durse ko sunnte h aur saath mai bahut haste h.

The way we sees in each other eyes like a small kid watching stars for the first time.

The way he touches me feel his strong hands feel like having a soft feather touches me.

Unke aane par mujhe yeh pata chala zindagi mai pyar kitna important h.

Pyaar bahut important h life spend karne ke liye.

I know I got fucked when his voice makes me turn on.

When I first met and after spending some time I am definately sure that he is the good human being.

He respects womens.

Our relationship starts with having mutual respect for each other.

And that is the only reason I wanted to move ahead with him.

He listens to me and loves my intellectual skills.

Kyuki mujhe hamesha se hi apne partner mai yeh chahiye tha ki Meri respect bale hi na kare

Par uss ladki ki respect kare jo apna sab kuch choodh kar aayi h

Uss ladki ki jo tumhare bache ko janam dene ke liye apni jaan par khel gayi.

[ahmedfashionsana]

At-Tur

Allah ke naam se jo Rehman o Raheem hai

1:         Kasam hai Tur (Mount) ki

2:         Aur ek aisi khuli kitaab ki

3:         Jo raqeeq jild(fine parchment) mein likkhi hui hai.

4:         Aur aabaad (much-frequented) ghar ki.

5:         Aur unchi chatt (canopy) ki.

6:         Aur maujzan samandar (swelling sea) ki.

7:         Ke tere Rubb ka azaab zaroor waqeh honay wala hai.

8:         Jisey koi dafa karne wala nahin.

9:         Woh us roz waqeh hoga jab aasmaan buri tarah dagmagayega.

10:       Aur pahad udey udey phirenge.

11:       Tabahi hai us roz un jhutlane walon ke liye.

12:       Jo aaj khel ke taur par apni hujjat baaziyon mein lagey huey hain.

13:       Jis din unhein dhakke maar maar kar naar-e-jahannum (fire of hell) ki taraf le chala jayega.

14:       Us waqt unse kaha jayega ke “ yeh wahi aag hai jisey tum jhutlaya karte thay.

15:       Ab batao yeh jaadu hai ya tumhein soojh nahin raha hai?

16:       Jao ab jhulso iske andar, tum khwa sabr karo ya na karo, tumhare liye yaksan hai, tumhein waisa hi badla diya ja raha hai jaise tum amal kar rahey thay.

17:       Muttaqi log wahan baagon (gardens) aur niyamaton mein hongey.

18:       Lutf le rahe hongey un cheezon se jo unka Rubb unhein dega, aur unka Rubb unhein dozakh ke azaab se bacha lega.

19:       ( Unse kaha jayega) khao aur peo mazey se apne un aamaal ke siley mein jo tum karte rahey ho.

20:       Woh aamne saamne bichey huey takhaton(thrones) par takiye(couches) lagaye baithey hongey aur hum khoobsurat aankhon waali hoorein unse biyah (marry) denge.

21:       Jo log imaan laaye hain aur unki aulad bhi kisi darja-e-imaan mein unke naksh-e-qadam par chali hai unki us aulad ko bhi hun (jannat mein) unke saath mila denge aur unke amaal mein koi ghaata(loss) unko na denge. Har shaks apne kasb ke aevaz rehan hai.( Every person is pledged to what he did)

22:       Hum unko har tarah ke phal (fruits) aur gosht ,  jis cheez ko bhi unka ji chahega khoob diye chale jayenge.

23:       Wahan woh ek dusre se jaam-e-sharaab lapak lapak kar le rahey hongey jis mein na yawa-goyi (ill speech) hogi na bad-kirdari.

24:       Aur unki khidmat mein woh ladke daudte (running) phir rahey hongey jo unhi ke liye makhsoos hongey, aisey khoobsurat jaise chupa kar rakkhe huey moti(pearls)

25:       Yeh log apas mein ek dusre se (duniya mein guzre huey) halaat puchenge.

26:       Yeh kahenge ke hum pehle apne ghar waalon mein darte huey zindagi basar karte thay.

27:       Aakhir e kaar Allah ne hum par fazl farmaya aur humein jhulsa dene wali hawa ke azaab se bacha liya.

28:       Hum pichli zindagi mein usi se duaein maangte thay, woh waqai bada hi Mohsin (beneficent) aur Raheem hai.

29:       Pas aey nabi, tum nasihat kiye jao, apne Rubb ke fazal se na tum kaahin (soothsayer) ho aur na majnoon (madman).

30:       Kya yeh log kehte hain ke yeh shaks shayar hai jiske haqq mein hum gardish-e-ayyam (misfortune) ke intizaar kar rahe hain?

31:       Inse kaho, accha intizaar karo, main bhi tumhare saath intizaar karta hoon.

32:       Kya inki aqalein(minds) inhein aisi hi baatein karne ke liye kehti hain? Ya dar-haqeeqat yeh inaad (transgression)mein hadd se guzare huey log hain?

33:       Kya ye kehte hain ke is shaks ne yeh quraan khud ghad (invented/fabricated) liya hai? Asal baat yeh hai ke yeh imaan nahin lana chahte.

34:       Agar yeh apne is qaul (saying) mein sacche hain to isi shaan ka ek kalaam bana layein.

35:       Kya yeh kisi khaliq ke bagair khud paida ho gaye hain? Ya yeh khud apne khaliq hain?

36:       Ya zameen aur aasmaano ko inhon ne paida kiya hai? Asal baat yeh hai ke yeh yaqeen nahin rakhte.

37:       Kya tere Rubb ke khazane in ke kabze mein hain? Ya un par inhi ka hukum chalta hai?

38:       Kya inke paas koi seedi(ladder) hai jispar chadh kar yeh ilm-e-baala ki sun-gun letey hain? In mein se jisne sun-gun li ho woh laaye ko khuli daleel.

39:       Kya Allah ke liye to hain betiyan aur tum logon ke liye hain betay (sons).

40:       Kya tum insey koi ajar maangte ho key eh zabardasti padi hui chatti ke bojh taley dabey jatey hain (burdened with a load of debt)?

41:       Kya inke paas gaib ke haqaiq ka ilm hai ke uski bina par yeh likh rahe hoon?

42:       Kya yeh koi chaal chalna chahte hain? (agar yeh baat hai) to kufr karne walon par in ki chaal ulti hi padegi.

43:       Kya Allah ke siwa yeh koi aur maabood rakhte hain? Allah paak hai us shirk se jo yeh log kar rahey hain.

44:       Yeh log aasmaan ke tukde bhi girte huye dekh lein to kahenge yeh baadal hain jo umdey chale aa rahe hain.

45:       Pas aey nabi, inhein inke haal par chodh do yahan tak ke yeh apne us din ko pahunch jayein jismein yeh maar giraye jayenge.

46:       Jis din na inki apni koi chaal inke kisi kaam aayegi na koi inki madad ko aayega.

47:       Aur us waqt ke aane se pehle bhi zalimon ke liye ek azaab hai, magar in mein se aksar jaante nahin hain.

48:       Aey Nabi , apne Rubb ka faisla aane tak sabr karo. Tum hamari nigaah mein ho. Tum jab utho to apne Rubb ki hamd ke saath uski tasbeeh karo.

49:       Raat ko bhi uski tasbeeh kiya karo aur sitare jab palat-te hain us waqt bhi.

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 12.11.20 lb

well………….. let’s get this the fuck over with. isske baad pls god let this show go back to their random tuchchi saazishein. mere se itna action jhela nahi jaata.

ok back to dead inside vansh who is analyzing every single interaction with riddhima and musing about DHOKAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA DHOKAAAAAAAA

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo kabir is like “itne saalon se tum mere liye itneeee bade sardard the, but finally ab khel khatam.” dude i love this caviler fucker.

but tell me these caps don’t look like kabir expressing a whole other sentiment:

damnnnnn, dat chemistry. seriously, 10x what riddhima has with vansh. i am so mad that we’re not getting these two as endgame.

aaaaaand the handcuffs are out. mmmhmmmm. kinky!

mummy be like ARRE AISE KAISE TUM DONO HI SAARE OSCARS LOOTOGE KYA, MERE KO BHI CHAHIYE I AM ALSO PERFORMERR and throwing herself in front of vansh and giving passionate defense.

this one also like chalo my turn nowwwwww.

human angry bird is like NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FUCK.

DUDE WHAT ARE THESE LOOKS THEY’RE GIVING EACH OTHER THERE’S SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION HERE I CAN’T TAKE IT

asljdaslkjdlaskjdlaskjdlaskjldkj kabirrrrrrrrrrrr’s internal monologue: “haath mein hathkadi lag gayi, phir bhi tashan nahi gaya tumhara” hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

RIDDHIMA IS STILL FUCKING RUNNING. FROM FUCKING BANDRA, WHERE THE FACTORY OR WHATEVER WAS, TO BLOODY ANDHERI, WHERE THE VR MANSION IS. DUDE, MUMBAI MARATHON CHAL RAHA HAI KYA IDHAR????????

unf the way kabir pushed vansh towards the van. big Top energy.

THIS SCENE HAS JUST SOOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING SEXUAL TENSION I’M LITERALLY HERE LIKE

LIKE I’M REALLY FEELING SOME KINDA FUNNY WAY, THAT I’VE NEVER FELT IN THE VANSH/RIDDHIMA SCENES.

oh yeah in between that mummy was doing some more mother india acting, ki iski sazaa mujhe de dijiye and all, but HONESTLY WHO CAN PAY ATTN TO THAT MESS WHEN THERE’S BHAAARI SEX EYES GOING ON HERE???????

ok now that they’ve driven away, i’ll focus on her. yes, very cool acting. iss saal ka manikchand gutka jio fiama di wills colors golden petal stardust whatever the fuck award aapke hi liye.

riddhima also managed to medal in the marathon, and reach justttttttt as they pull outta the gates.

back to the Sexy Van™

ohhhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyy, kabir instructing mishra to go off the path.

“vansh raisinghania, apne life ke sabse bade adventure ke liye taiyaar ho jao.”

DUDE THESE TWO ARE KINKY AS FUCK.

lmao vansh is like don’t write checks you can’t cash, don’t be promising orgasms you won’t be giving, “dhamki toh dhang ki dete.”

“vansh tumhe andaaza nahi ki kitni shiddat ke saath maine aaj ke din ka intezaar kiya hai. aaj meri zindagi ka sabse bada din hai!”

well damn, me too. i didn’t know that this was the pairing i was gonna end up shipping SO HARD but here we are!

ok mummy has seen riddhima and she tries to shoot her but riddhima drove the fuck away. good for her.

they have reached that random maidaan where every outdoor sequence on tellywood happens.

mishra can you gtfooooooooo from in between the hot boy sandwich??????

this dude is hottest when his eyes squinty.

OUFFFFFFFFFFFF THE SMILESSSSSSSSSS

TBH I’M NOT EVEN PAYING ATTN TO THE TRASH TALK THEY’RE DOING I’M JUST HERE LIKE KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

kabir freeing him, which nooooooooooooo, i wanted to see some hot handcuff actionnnnnn. vansh is as disappointed as i am.

anyway some searing indictments of our country’s legal system by kabir, about no matter how much proof he collects, rich ppl anyway get away with whatever. and so will vansh. sooooooo, he’s like i just needed to arrest you and break your ego, blah blah. which, yeah right. like anyone with one working brain cell doesn’t know you’re gonna shoot him down in an encounter for trying to flee police custody.

some more flirty banter. and then……..

yup.

damn, those some cat-like reflexes.

vansh like, i knew your bitch ass would pull some shit like this.

fuck fuck fuck fuck so much sexy him walking up to the gun like that.

ofc there have to be some BE A MAN type dumbass dhamkis. you know what real men do??? KISS THEIR RIVALS WHOM THEY HAVE THIS MUCH HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DANG KABIR HESITATEDDDDDDDD. HE COULDN’T DO IT. IT’S RIGHT OUTTA THE FIGHT SCENE BEFORE THE SEX SCENE IN MR. AND MRS. SMITHHHHHH.

aaaaaand that pause was enough for vansh to start beating the fuck outta him. yeah i don’t care. the only thing i wanna see you two wrestle is TONGUES.

mmmmmmhmmmmm just a lil closer, come onnnnn you stupid fucks.

ok they’re back to pounding on each other IN THE NON FUN WAY so fwding.

aaaaaaaaand riddhima is following her special Vansh Tracker App. I REALLY DON’T CARE.

told y’all K had Big Top Energy. oh yeahhhhhhhhhh, choke him, daddy!

ok they back to hitting each other.

ooooh nice callback to that firstttt fight they had where kabir threw sand in vansh’s eyes and then vansh fought blindfolded.

back to sexy banter.

“dil, dimaag, aur taaqat. teeno hi tumse kayiiii zyaada hai mujh mein.” LIFE MEIN CONFIDENCE CHAHIYE, TOH OF AN RICH, UPPER CASTE, MALE PSYCHOPATH ON TELLYWOOD.

he’s walking backwards to the edge of the cliff as he keeps talking. sigh.

“dushman mein woh dum kahan ke mera kuch bigaad sake. woh toh apne the jo dagaa de gaye, sazza de gaye.” waaaaaah waaaaaah!!!! THE PSYCHOPATH WAS A POET AND WE DIDN’T KNOW IT!

walking back some more.

“main aaj bhi vansh raisinghania hi hoon. meri maut bhi mujhse pooch ke mere paas aati hai.” this fucker nicolas flamel or what, with the philosopher’s stone????

“kissi tuchche insaan ki gun se chali goli ko ijaazat nahi ke meri jaan le sake. maine apni zindagi khud banaayi hai, kabir; aur iske aage kya hoga naa tum decide karoge, na tumhare haath mein yeh pistol. the choice is mine.”

pehli baar this dude’s tashan has been effective for me. IT’S COZ THE DIALOGUE DELIVERY IS MEASURED AND HE’S SAYING IT FULL OF MIRTH, INSTEAD OF GRINDING HIS TEETH AND YELLING. SEEE WHAT A FUCKING DIFFERENCE IT MAKES????????

anyway kabir is like, cool, your funeral. as vansh continues to walk backwards. it’s hilarious kabir thinks he has anyyyy control in this scene anymore.

le. aa gayi. dhaaansu scene kharaab karne.

vansh having ALL TEH FLASHBACKS. poor sad eyed puppy.

“tum log kya kar rahe ho?!!?!?” BITCH THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET IT ON, BUT NOW NO THANKS TO YOU……………….

blah blah usual ishq nahi aasaan aag ka dariya hai doob ke jaana hai blah blah from piya psychopath

“aaj apne dhoke ke aag ki dariya mein dubo hi diya na tumne mujhe, riddhima?”

i’m sure this is some kasautiii kinda metaphor, ki they’re working together, or like….. he actually does trust her… or some such shit, but i can’t be arsed to analyse anything with this dumbass show. it doesn’t deserve it.

kabir watching this whole angst ridden scene with such horny eyes, i can’t even…………………

obligatory placement of show naam. tashan mein usko lete lete, JAI MATA DIIIIIIIIIIIII, LET’S ROCK.

if this isn’t the Biggest Mood for 2020, idk what is. vansh finally being relatable to the rest of us normals.

yeah whatever. i really don’t care about you. i’m more devastated ki when will i get such a KaValicious sexual tension filled episode next??!?!?!?!!? probably next fucking year now. ugh. bloody waste show, forcing us to watch this het bullshit.

let’s end this with a nice pic of this face. i think we’ve all earned it.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

[akshayakumar12345]

PUBG Mobile Letest Tips And Tricks

PUBG Avi ke Time Mein Bahat Speed se Mobile kee duniya mein Age badh raha hai, aur yah apko patahe  ki kyon is Game ne multiplayer  shooting Game ko ek nei uchhi me leke jaraha he. Aur har din new players Es game ko khel ne keia Download kar rahe hain. 

PUBG Mobile Tips and Tricks 

PUBG Mobile Game ko khel na bahat asan he. Aur es me koi vi master ho sakta hai. Par bahat lok pichhe ho jate hain. Bo es game me bahat jaldi mar jate hain. Kyu ki unko pata nehi hota ki kese sahise khele aur game ko win kare. Aaj ke es article me me apko letest PUBG Mobile tips and tricks bataunga jisko agar ap follow Karte Ho to ap Top 5 me Jarur Aa sakteho Aur Chicken 🐥 Dinner le sakte ho.

PUBG Mobile Tips And Tricks

Mene Pehele PUBG Mobile Tips and tricks par ek article likha he aap jarur usko padh le.

1. Customize Your Controls

PUBG Mobile ka control setting aur eska layout pehele jo he us ko aap apne according change karle, matlap ap buttons ko customize kar sakate ho. Har ek players ek hi tarha nehi khel sakte, ea PUBG wale achhe se jante hain esiliye unhone buttons ko change karne ka option dete hein.

PUBG Mobile ka Layout ko apne according change karne kelia setting me click kare, Pher Controls, aur Customize pe click karke apke mutabik change karke save karle.

2. Training

PUBG Mobile me ek training map add hua he jisme apko savi weapons, vehicles, attachments, grenets, smocks, etc us map me hai. App ko bas usme jake training karna hai. Ap koi vi time PUBG Mobile training map me enter karsakte ho. Jab vi koi new weapons ya vehicle ata he bo apko trenning map me mil jaega. Me har din ek bar trenning map me jake trenning karta hun. 

3. Know All Weapons

PUBG Mobile Game main Bahat weapons hote hein. Aap ko savi weapons ke bareme pata karna he jese ki kiska damage jada se, reloding time, recoil etc ke bareme pata karna he. Kis weapons me kn sa attachment lagta he aur uska kya work he. Aap ea sab trenning map me jake easily ea sab pata kar sakate hain.

Aur kabivi 250 se jada ammo mat rakho kyu ki ham kya karte hain bahat jada ammo bag me rakh lete hain to hamara bag full ho jata he. Esilia ham aur vi bahat jaruri chize nehi rakh pate jabki hamare pass grenets, smoke, painkillers, boosts vi hona chahiye.

To aap setting me jake Pick Up ke section me set kar lisia apko ammo kitna chahiye.

4. Don't Forget To Take Smokes And Grenades 

Dosto ham hamare bag me itne sare ammo rakhh lete hain ki ham Smokes aur Grenades ko lete nehi. Ap jabvi kisi building me rush karte ho to apko Grenades ko use karna hotahe, aur jab apke pass koi cover nehi hota to ap smoke walls bana sakteho, Bahat lok Grenades ko use nehi karte hain, Dosto ap mano ya namano PUBG Mobile Game ke last circle me Apke pass 4 se 5 Grenades hona chahiye. 

Agara ap ke pass Grenades hoga to ap usko use karke PUBG me jo snakes hotehe ap unka kill karake ho, Agara apko khule me kisi cover ma jana hain to app smoke wall banake cover me ja skateho. 

5. Talk To Your Teammates 

Kya apko patahe agar app game khelte time apke teammates se voice chat me batt karke khelte ho to apka jitneka change 20 parents badhh jata hain. Aur jab vi ap khelo apke Friends ke sathh khelo. Kyu ki jo ap kahoge bo manenge. Agar ap randomly khte ho to teammates batt nehi sunte bo alag alag ho jate hain. Agar ap alag khelenge to jadhi kill ho jaoge. 

6. Dont Pick When You Don't Know Which Gun Enemy Using

Apka kisi enemie se ya kisi squad se fight ho raha he to ap jarur pick leke fire karte honge. Pehele to apko Gun ke sound se Gun ka pata hona chahiye kyu ki, agar enemy ke pass M24, AWM, Kar98 jesa Gun hoga to ap easily Kill ho jaoge. Apke pass agar AWM jesa Gun ho to ap pick le sakte ho warna pick mat lo. 

7. Don't Panic

PUBG Game me kabibhi panic mat ho. Kyu ki agar ap Panic honge to ap easily kill ho jaenge. Man lisia ap apke team me akele bache ho aur ap ke upar Rush Ho Raha hai aur ap ek House me Ho. Ese me Agar App Panic Honge to niche kudd jaoge Aur easily kill ho jaoge. Kabibhi Panic mat ho Yato sidi ke upar Grenade karo ya fer Smoke karke wahase bhag jao. 

8. Don't Rush To Kill

PUBG Mobile Game me kabhi kabhi esa situation ata he ap ke team me 2 bande ho aur apka enemy 4 he aur ap kisiko knock karte ho to Rush suddenly mat karo, Agar apka teammates jada he to Rush karo warna Rush Mat karoo. 

9. Use Good Quality Earphone Aur Headphone 

Apko PUBG Me chicken 🐥 Dinner Chahiye To apko Good Quality ka Earphone Use karna hi hoga, Aap kabhivi Earphone ke bina chicken 🐥 dinner nehi jit sakte. Kyu ki PUBG ko jitna keliye Aap ke pass achhe Earphone hona chahiye. Pubg Game me sab kuchh sound par nirbhar karta hai. Aap ke pass jis side me banda hoga apko us side ke kan me awaj aaega, To achhe quality ka earphone use kare. 

10. Use All Your Painkiller And Energy Drinks

Friends Jab apke pass painkillers hotehe to aap unko use karna sikho. Jese apka kisi fight me Health kam hotahe to ap fastest se 100 HP tak Recover nehi karsakte ap serff 75% HP hi pura karpate हो. Esilya Jab apka health 75% Ho to painkillers ko use karo. 

Final circle me apke pass jitna vi painkillers aur boost se sab ko use karlo, kyuki last circle me 5,6 enemies honge agar ap fight me mar jate ho to apka sare boosters waste ho jaenge, Agar ap jit jateho to vi apka boosters waste. To ap sabko use karlo ea fight me bahat madat karenge. 

11. Make A Favorite Gun

Aap ko ek Gun me पूरा master honahe us Gun me knsa ammo use hotahe, kn sa attachment use hotahe apko pata hona chahiye. Kei bar hame Gun se pehele uska attachment mil jate hain agar apko pata hoga to ap us attachment ko utha longe. 

Aap ko us gun etna pasanda ho na चाहिए ki ap AWM ki jaga par usko utho. Mere Favorite Gun DP-28 hai. Agar mujhe DP-28 Gun milta he to me Aur koi vi gun Fek detahu aur DP-28 ko uthata hun. 

Ek bar to me mere teammate se DP-28 ke badle AWM usko dedia tha. 

To esehi apko ek Gun me master honahe. 

Friends mene pehele vi PUBG Mobile Tips and Tricks pe ek article likha tha. Aap usko padh lisia aur es post me jo Pubg mobile tips and tricks bataya he ea bilkul Letest he Agar apko iske alawa koi aur tips and tricks patahe to ap Comment kare Thanks. 

#IFTTT #Blogger

[phoenixxfeatherss]

Balloons

"Papa chalo na woh wale uncle ke paas chalte hai, unke paas kitne saare balloons hai," a 9-year-old Shivi said as she dragged Shiva to the balloon man near the playground.

"Kitne pyaare balloons hai na, Papa. Mujhe yeh saare balloons chahiye. Dila do na pleaseeeeeee," she said, making her signature puppy face and smiling at him.

Chattan Pandya couldn't help but melt when he saw his daughter's antics.

"Aap itne saare ballons ka karogi kya, Shivi?" He inquired, knowing that his wife would kill him if they returned with ten large balloons. His wife was afraid of loud noises, and he was concerned that the balloons would burst during the night, disrupting her beauty sleep.

"Bohot saare balloons ke sath khelne mein mazaa aayega na Papa isiliye. Ab dilado pleaseeeeee," she said.

"Chalo thik hai, lekin aapko yeh balloons Tara didi aur Rishi bhaiyya ke saath share karna hoga, promise?"

"Promise Papa, ab jaldi balloons leke ghar chalte hai, late ho gaye toh Mumma daatengi," she said.

They were about to leave when he noticed a few children, most of them younger than Shivi, coming towards them.

"Uncle, hume bhi ek balloon do na, please," they requested, assuming he was a balloon man due to the ten balloons he was carrying. He noticed they were all wearing shirts that said 'Krantiveer Charitable Trust.' 

Shivi looked at them surprised, before breaking into a huge smile.

"Hello friends. Yeh lijiye aapke liye balloons," she said, taking the balloons from Shiva and distributing them to the children.

"Lekin humare paas paise nahi hai," said one of the older kids.

"Paison ki koi zaroorat nahi bacche, aapko balloons pasand aaye na. Bas aur kuch nahi chahiye. Shiva smiled as he said, "Ab jao jaake khelo."

"Shivi, aapne toh saare balloons unn bacchon ko de diye, ab aap kiske saath khelogi?" Shiva asked her as they walked back to their house.

"Papa humare ghar pe toh bohot saare toys hai na, unhi se khel lungi. Lekin unn bacchon ke paas toh zyaada toys nahi hogi na, isiliye meine unhe saare balloons de diye. Aapne dekha nahi woh bacche kitne khush the balloons dekhkar."

Shiva Pandya smiled as he realized his little baby girl was just like her mother. They never cared about materialistic things. They always believed in spreading joy and happiness everywhere they went.

#pandya store #Alice Kaushik #kanwar dhillon #shivi #kdice

[sahilkashyap]

Summer is coming, to ab cutting start karni padegi. 😎💪 Sab calories ka khel hai: calorie deficit ,calorie surplus and maintaince calorie, progressive overload in terms ko Google karlo. Current routine: i've been following intermitten fasting since 2-3 years: -Afternoon around 1 pm i eat: 4 rotis with jo bhi ghar pe bana ho. Agar gym Jane se phele i feel low energy or hungry: A light snack of dry fruit or banana or any kind of fruit -After gym in the evening, cold🥶 shower ke baad,nephew ke sath reading session or uske baad dinner: 2 rotis with jo bhi ghar pe bana ho, Ton of daliya(literally bahut sara it takes me 20-30 minutes to finsih it😖), 1 big spoon peanut butter(time waste nahi karta apun, bread pe laga ke🤷🏾‍♂️) 2 spoon of protienx with 1 glass water (mix karo or gat gat karke pi jao😌,ye recently start Kiya hai). Jyda fancy diet follow karne ka koi fayda nahi hai, sustain hi nahi ho payegi🤷🏾‍♂️. If you read this far thanks for coming to my nakli Ted talk😂. P.s Progress ho rahi hai😌 todhi todhi, body dismorphia is constant though😂. But thankfully, i can catch my brain when it is bullshitting,so everything is fine. Keep chasing them goals😤. #fitness #goals #gym https://www.instagram.com/p/CaSZY6kPhRE/?utm_medium=tumblr

#fitness #goals #gym

[siddiqbabukhan]

Allah k Hukam Sure Anaam me.

Jo Log Allah ka Hukam nahi Mante Wo Bahere aur Gonge hain.

Kiya Tum me Allah k Azaab ko Rokne ki Taqhat hai.

Jo Allah ka Hukam nahi Manega.Allah Osko Musibato me Mubtela Kar Dega.

Allah Zalim Qhaum ko Mita Dete hain.

Jo Allah k Ahekamat ko Jhoota Kahega.Ose Sakht Saza milegi.

Allah ne Kisi Nabi aur Rasool ko Ghaiyeb ka ilm nahi Diya.

Sahi Daleel Quran hai.

Jahan Par Allah k Ahekamat ka Mazakh ho Raha hai.Wahan se Hat Jao.

Jo Deen ko Khel Tamasha Banaye hue hain.Un se Kuch Wasta mat Rakho.. Allah ko Chodh Kar Kisi se Dua mat Mango.

Namaz Pabandi se Padhte Raho.

Be Jaan Mitti ki Cheezo ko Sajda mat Karo.

Zameen aur Aasman ki Tamam Cheezo Par Ghaur Kiya Karo.

Allah Jis ko Chahata hai.

Seedha Raasta Batata hai.Jis ko Chahata hai.

Gumrah Rakhta hai.

Part 24