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onlyseokmins · 10 months

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neighbor!joshua who's been your lifelong friend, next door living companion, and quite literally embodies the "nice guy next door".

for as long as you can remember he's been by your side. you've swung on the swings side by side, walked together to the school bus stop, sat together in every class, moved in and out of the city to chase your respective dreams, and now have settled down in a cute neighborhood. you've spent every moment together and unlike some might think - it never gets old.

he's like your rock and safe place. you only see each other when you're both home - but considering you work remotely and he spends a suspicious amount of time talking on the phone in his kitchen-turned-office... well, it's no different than your college flatmate days.

Though this time there's a whole building to separate you from each other and not just a couple of rooms and walls.

you'd think that's a better arrangement but it's not. especially when he knocks on your door before dusk for your weekly walk down to the grocery store. like always, he sweetly asks how your day was - eyes never daring to stray from your own even with you wearing nothing but a comfy t-shirt that just barely covers your bare legs.

even tho you really want to slam the door petulantly in his face, you leave it ajar - scowling and stomping off to find proper clothes. joshua closes it genteelly behind him and hums his infamous comfort song while he waits, not venturing further from the entrance despite the free show he'll likely get of you changing carelessly. or maybe on purpose. even as roommates, he's never walked in on you.

when you emerge back out from your room, your attire really isn't all that different - although you actually have shorts on this time even if they barely cover your ass. like clockwork, joshua shrugs off his jean jacket and lays it to sit in the crease of your elbow to carry. he knows you'll eventually get chilly from the evening breeze which is actually an excuse to simply cuddle his jacket in your arms and smell his cologne.

joshua's always nice to you, ever the gentleman. sometimes you wished he'd be a little mean. slap you around a bit. like you know he did to the people he'd bring back to your shared home and into his bed throughout the university years. you're a bit on the wild side too (ahem, broken bed frame) so you think he either doesn't want to disturb the friendship balance you're perfectly fine disrupting OR even more terribly, he doesn't find you attractive.

it's sad. often you wonder if he's ever noticed the way you squeeze your thighs together when he scolds you for staying out too late drinking at bars and to hurry home with him. stripping your outerwear off and manhandling you under your sheets with a hangover remedy on the nightstand when you wake up and a check-in scold early next morning before work starts.

but joshua causally holds your hand as usual on the way back from the store, swinging it in opposite time with the full bags of snacks and drinks held in the other. your sour attitude doesn't affect his cheerful mood because he thinks the stars shine brighter, the sleeping flower petals look a bit more vibrant, and the air a generally feels little sweeter all because he's by your side where he has always belonged.

his little grin grows wider on his face as he watches you - observing how over the years your pouty, bratty behavior grows - enjoying the way he can work you up until he breaks you.

oh, and he will. when he's had enough of you slamming doors and drawers around the kitchen one weekend afternoon after feeling snubbed once more at your attempt to seduce your dumb best friend.

you find yourself whirled away from where you were glaring daggers into the poor cupboard, pinned against the counter top, and caged between joshua's arms. face almost pressing against his broad chest that heaves with restrained annoyance. he brushes your earlobe with his large thumb, clicking his tongue as his thigh slots between yours.

"you have to be careful not to hurt yourself, sweetheart. it'd break my heart if anything bad happened to you... anything made you cry." now he strokes your cheek, looking incredibly worried before it abruptly changes to a harsh scowl. "except you want me to make you cry. tired of me playing nice, begging me to be mean to my sweet friend."

and you just gaze at him with those pretty eyes and his lips curl. a light slap to your cheek, it lacks any malice behind it and doesn't hurt. but it makes your lips part and he hooks his thumb between them, eyes narrowing. encouraging you to speak, despite it coming out mispronounced due to the finger in your mouth.

"nasty little thing, aren't you?"

it certainly kills him when you give him your consent - he knew all along what you wanted. bending you over and stretching you out with his long fingers buried deep inside your cunt after a couple of slaps to your ass and clit. then prepping you with his tongue after helping you up on the counter with such shaky legs that he has to hold away from wrapping around his head that's in between them to now devour your pussy.

edging you both times so when he finally thinks you just might deserve his cock, you're instantly coming undone the minute its large tip brushes against your wet folds.

and your sweet joshua has to turn mean, mean, mean - clicking his tongue and shaking his head in faux disappointment. degrading you for being such a whore for him - and while yes, you're a good whore for him - he needs you to behave and listen to first like the lovely darling he knows you are. and he's going to start all over until you can obey his orders of when you can cum.

he's kissing your tears away, reminding you that this is what you wanted as if your tight walls aren't squeezing around him even tighter every time he has to restart. you love it. and joshua's intent to have you on every surface of his house. and yours next.

"knew you'd love being treated like this but i just... you mean so much to me, how could i dare? look at you - so drunk off me right now from a little bit of cruelty. but even my niceness was too much for you, so don't pout all pretty at me now, love or i'll be tempted to stick my cock in between those lips of yours and not in that sweet pussy i've been dreaming of for years."

#ez.thots #josh.thots #neighbor.au #THIS IS SO MESSY AND BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOREVER I NEED TO RELEASE IT #svt.thots

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onlyseokmins · 2 years

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Currently thinking about good little church boy Shua who waits for marriage but you make it so hard for him (hehe literally) you always look so pretty in your Sunday dresses and helping with the little kids he just wants you. So once you two do get married he wants to fuck you anywhere and everywhere. All. The. Time.

Ngl I woke up at 7am w/ 4 hrs of sleep, read shua!church boy 👀 and flopped back to sleep BUT now that I'm wide awake and actually read it I'm like omfkgkdooeoeoeoe this is so Joshua??? Haven't stopped thinking abt this all morning tbh <3

NAUR bc I think it'd be sooo cute how in love with you he is and also you're not even trying to seduce him. Seriously. You love and respect your boyfriend-turned-fiancé and how could you refuse when those sparkly does eyes when he asked if you'd help with the Sunday school class and nursery at the local church. Nevertheless his heart (and cock lol) can't help but swell at the way the children flock to you. Tugging at the hem of your dress so you can lean down and let them whisper their tiny secrets that seem so big to them in your ear. When you see him approaching, you're all smiles, taking his hand in yours as the children dance around and giggle at "big adult relationships" and Joshua thinks he's the luckiest man in the _world 😉

But you're soooo right omg. He'd be insatiable. Holy shit. Once he gets a taste of the heaven between your legs and your body against his, oh boy. Making memories now means making love as well. Your friends know better than to look for you if you're missing (Seungcheol found you in his sister's bed... It was all a total misunderstanding don't worry). They don't fail to tease you though. Because even if the intention is pure, Joshua absolutely can't keep his hands off of you - whether it's an arm wrapped around your shoulder, his hand on your waist, fingers intertwined together - he's gonna have you close.

He's also really sentimental. Revisiting all the places you've had your dates before you were married. But this time - he wants to add to the delicate memories with sinful actions.

Instead of bobbing for apples, you're kneeling on his jacket in the ferris wheel as it approaches the top, his cock deep down your throat. You're sure the operator doesn't believe Joshua's story of you getting sick but that's what it'll have to be.

Common courtesy entails that Joshua cannot fuck you on the picnic benches where he bought you ice cream after your first date. But he can slide his long fingers into you in his car, licking them clean afterward and saying you're even tastier than the sweet chocolate flavor.

He's also not a fan of actually fucking in the church... But no one said the parking lot didn't count. Joshua loves car sex ig fjkdks. Pulling into the empty lot at night, grabbing at your hips, and seating you right on his cock. That night he's even a little more insatiable, fully cumming inside you (with your permission ofc) TWICE and makes sure you take in every single drop.

Perhaps the way his mind drifts to Sunday mornings (lololol) of you surrounded by the kids mixed with the lustful haze of you begging him to fill you up riles him up more than he'd like to admit. But if the two of you do decide to have some little one of your own, it may have been because of that night 🤭

#Hehehehe #Josh.thots #joshua hong smut #joshua smut #seventeen smut #ez.thots #nonny 🎭#kpop smut #svt.thots

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onlyseokmins · 1 year

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holy crap imagine shua having to size train you to take his dick because it's that big 💀💀💀 and while he's prepping you with his fingers you keep moaning bc surprise his hands are big too, and he keeps shushing you with those gorgeous lips of his saying 'youre already overwhelmed with my fingers, baby? I need to stretch you open, I don't wanna hurt you. You're gonna take me like a good girl right?'

but also is it bad that I don't really want him to prep me too much because I kinda like the pain of the stretch YESUDJDU I'M GOING TO HELL BYE

i didn't get the memo today for being thirsty over rocketline but i'm not even complaining and wait i have a pic for this one actually

his fingers and hands are long and huge okay. he would be a teasing lil bastard in the sweetest way. guarantee. and hey bby, if u like the stretch i'm all for it. and joshua would be too ofc. he'd call you all kinds of dirty little names while he eases his cock inside and starts snapping his hips at a fast pace, knowing it's only making you wetter <3

#he's the type of man who loves executing all your filthy desires #nonny 🎭#ez.thots #josh.thots #svt.thots

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onlyseokmins · 1 year

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(Since I'm taking a break and this is what I'm choosing to do)

Sorry, I just can't help but think Josh is massive. Like borderline, it intimidates you kind of massive. And I think he'd have such an ego about it too. He'd get off so much on watching you choke around him and, the (not pained, you're just overwhelmed) tears that run down your face when he stretches you out on it.

I just think about Mean! Josh with his big dick a lot.

i can't find the pic where his bulge was literally RIGHT THERE but i so agree he's freaking massive. i think that's why he's so nice, ya know? he knows how to pull people in and then fuck them silly with his ginormous hong schlong (sorry i've wanted to say that for months)

i think he has a thing for pretty people crying. like 100% because everyone is always so bright and cheerful and kind around him, so to have them on their knees with tears in their eyes - utterly fucked out just from having his cock in their mouth and he hasn't even touched them yet?? oh yeah, that gets him going.

and when you keep crying bc he makes you feel so good?? bc he's so goddman big and thick. omigod and you're blubbering all kinds of thank you's and praises that are a little incomprehensible but don't worry bc he's nodding along politely with a little pout on his lips.

"yeah that's right baby. i knew this greedy little hole of yours could stretch to take me. look at you, so pretty like this. aw, what's that? harder? more? anything for you, sweetheart. so don't keep sniffling all cute like that or i'll give you a real reason to."

#hm yummy #u better have a great break!!#rj 🍒#hwanghyunjinenthusiast #ez.mootz #ez.thots #josh.thots #svt.thots

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onlyseokmins · 1 year

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JoshuaHong tits

love me some good joshiddies 🤤

#oh to have it all what's it like #he's got a big heart smth smth not my fault his nice big tiddies are guarding it #ez.thots #josh.thots #nonny 🎭#svt.thots

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onlyseokmins · 1 year

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I regret opening the Pandora's box that is thirsting for Joshua on your blog 🧍🏿‍♂️

Might as well continue since I'm down catastrophic for him. No but, I don't think we talk about how huge Josh is enough. That man is massive. His hands, his arms, his shoulders, his thighs, his ass, his cock. Like he's huge. The thought of him him prepping you with his stupidly massive fingers makes me want to cry and lie down.

oh yes, lmao technically it was indeed your fault for opening the joshua hong box i am simply an enthusiastic supporter of massive josh dick and i cannot believe you forgot to mention his lorge tiddies /lh :3 and i mean if you wanna cry and lie down, i am sure he would be more than happy to assist in maneuvering you into that position after using his dastardly long fingers get you all nice, wet, and ready for him >:)

he'd prolly whisper in your ear "you're doing so good for me, baby. now let me do all the work since it was so hard just getting my fingers in earlier and now my cock to finally fit inside," and he'll kiss the side of your cheek while lifting up your leg and slotting a thigh in between to support so he can move a bit better before starting some nice, slow, deep thrusts. well deep, as in he's trying to go deep within but it's a lil hard bc his dick is soooo big, he's already hitting that bundle of nerves perfectly w/o much effort. so unfair :')

also dacryphilia kink hella unlocked for him like it prolly comes off as a surprise for him. i am tempted to say he might lick ur tears off ur cheek but idk if i really see that (def for jeonghan tho) but i think he once he def gets off at the sight of tears spilling out of your eyes, it never stops bc he knows he's making you feel terribly good. and he prolly like to rub his thumb across your damp cheeks because it just makes you look even prettier :(((((((

#hm maybe i am unhinged today #rj 🍒#hwanghyunjinenthusiast #ez.thots #josh.thots #svt.thots

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