#Joan Tigan

[darkdreamtheorist]

🤬 MY LIFE’S NOT UR BZNZ K!?

Dmn u Critt’rs, all of ya! I n my sibs got beef with detractors like u online and in life who think they’re better than I or my fam n Im bloody sick of it! So wut if I look like Tigger & Chester Cheetah’s mistake, or Pyuma’s too much of a kitty cat or looks like her Hyena BF, and don’t get me started on Megara’s attentive ass or Rhonda soundin’ like Luan Loud n wud b bttr off a clown like her uncle n not a business predator! WE KNOW U MORE THAN WE DO wit the same SoMeds as U LOT n we can FIRE BACK with 1 POST! N dat dont give u a right to spam our PFPs or likes on things u wudnt giv 1 GDdmn iota or 2 if u lookd it up on the Google.

Oh, and About my body, a-holes, THAT’S HOW I WAS BORN:

A stray puss havn her way with my Siberian pop cuz she liked his asinine comedy routines and would do it to the Discovery Channel at a Motel 6!

Also also, dooch-turdz, whn ur human masters wr still around, Groucho/dad needed to Walk Wild to get their attention since my Mystery Mom was expecting me! Sad he got tranqd for that, but thnk those Ohioan vets for birthin me round the 80s, n Im sure they know whr n whn but I don’ care 2 ask, that origin was 😳. Speaking of dat pssy btw, soon I came to N’gaia, she was MIA 5 months of my life! 5. MONTHS! she missd my awkward transition from common housecat to big jungle cat! My stripes were showin at 2 cat years (maybe 12 humy years) n i got to b the gangliest TIGGER of my school n my habitat! My paws swelled up, I reached the roof of my clubhouse, and had barely any meat on my bones. lucky I wuznt lactose-intolerant for all the 5 gallons of milk a day or i’d snap n fall. Lucky I also learned many deadly fight moves with my aunt Jane, a mirror image of myself in evry way, cept she’s MOBIAN n her paws r normal size n DEADLY, like me if u don’t SIT DOWN N SHUT UP if u keep spamming these hatr comments on our pages, or it’s Krav Maga time for the lotta ya, GOT IT!?

😡…😌 good

I’m glad we had this little chat about hate speech. CU NXT TIME!

—JT, Benton-Night Intern

Big Appleton, NY

#Joan’s Parck #headcanon #fanon #hate the haters #spiteful #Joan Tigan #wut about me #18+ content

[darkdreamtheorist]

You[Tube] reviewers r lucky I don’t draw, or Joan Tigan would scratch ur faces off for dissing her EVERYTHING!!!

In case u want a profile:

Born on Motel 6 by Stray Tabby n Tiger with Russian/MiddlEastern roots (their wild teens)

Cat-size tigress w/ Pipecleaner limbs, flat frame, long-ass lasso tail :3 on end, PLUMP PILLOW PAWS

Milky Emerald eyes (glaucoma at Human age 6)

Wears Chuckie Finster Glasses w/ LED lenses, custom made by ringtail cat Gene Whitz from 2 GBA SD screens

Animosity directed towards loose lipped remarks on her figure (Tigger pussy noodle mittens). Shared with her cousins Pyüma (hyena weeb) and Sharah (Lapin lover) triggered after mess of gddmn web critics/blogs

update 2.9.23

Don’t worry, she’s getting help for her emotional scars, tho it’s pediatric (she is the size of a 1st grader after all). Now she’s studying child psychology to quell her & her cousins’ egos, along with her coworkers at Benton Night & the residents of the newly-communized Central Park Zoo/Naturalist Commons. Jus try not to trigger her too much OK [Youtube Critic I hated for their opinions]? Don’t want to be on Slink’s bad side for a smack bottom with some wack energy powers she obtained after verse jumping, nwwe??