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littlestarbigfangs · 8 months

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have u ever used misty step to help ur vampire bf down from being bound in a ritual but accidentally trigger ur wild magic turning urself n everything around u into cats so now u don't have opposable thumbs n can't help said vampire bf down from being bound in said ritual ?

#OF ALL THE WILD MAGIC THINGS TO TRIGGER #IM SORRY ASTARION #astarion #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

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kenobihater · 9 months

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tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

#SORRY IT'S COMPELLING LOL #i was gonna write up a meta post abt astarion but im only in act 1 & havent got as firm a grasp on his character as id like to do that yet #one day soon mayhaps...#len speaks #len's memes #astarion #<-tagging my current blorbo du jour bc he's the reason this post exists

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boneeater3000 · 7 months

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having an actual crisis over fictional characters

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cheekylittlepupp · 3 months

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#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #im sorry guys i just had to #mims posts ~#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 astarion #bg3 gifs #bg3 gif #astarion gif #baldurs gate astarion #these are so dumb honestly #baldur's gate astarion #my gifs ~

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hammerikaika · 3 months

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What do you mean you guys never got this dialogue with Nettie?

#this is peak bloodweave vibes im sorry to everyone else #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #gale of waterdeep #bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale dekarios

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arisushanti · 8 months

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attention all bg3 players who have also played any dragon age game!! (which is probably everyone, let’s be real)

im conducting an experiment, so if everyone could please reblog with their romance choices for both games

regards

#i shall go first #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #cullen rutherford #im not sorry #also #dorian pavus #i haven’t played origins yet sorry y’all #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #dragon age #dragon age origins #dragon age inquisition #da:o #dai #da: origins #da: inquisition #da2

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morebird · 5 months

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I only need a taste, I swear 😈

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 astarion #astarion #i have so many sketches of him like this #im sorry im incapable of drawing fluffy stuff i just want to manhandle him

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littleredborb · 9 months

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smolstarion

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #my art #larian pls let us infinitely hug him thanks #im not sorry to my frens that i still dont shut up about astarion

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tea-time221 · 8 months

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i, too, would like my head to be cushioned by wyll ravengard's bosom :3

throws these things into a cooking pot and blows up the kitchen

i cant stop drawing them grrrgrrrrrrrrrrr GRAAAAARARARRRRRRGHHHH

#pro tip: watch character design videos while drawing #still not sure how i drew astarion there #im in a forever fight with wyll's horn placement #it keeps changing everytime i draw him im sorry pensive emoji #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyllstarion #bloodblade #bloodfrontier #bloodpact #farts n sharts #I KEEP FORGETTING MY ART TAG

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stars-and-clouds · 8 months

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Astarion Romance Headcanons 🥀

SFW:

Side glances when you're besides him

Full on staring when you're not

Immediately looking away when you catch him

"You know the way he looks at you, don't you, soldier?"

His pinky itching towards yours when you're walking, wanting to hold your hand but unsure because, is it too much? Will you reject him?

His hands scrunching up your shirt tightly whenever you hug. He's always the last to let go.

You hold on longer and longer each time because he doesn't want to let go.

His kisses are tender and needy.

He likes the warmth of your hands.

Thinking of what tones will suit your perfume the best. He'll gift it to you after all this is over.

He'll sew the holes or tears in your clothes over the night and pretend he doesn't know what happened next morning.

When you move to kiss his cheek he will grimace in annoyance but lean in as you do it.

"Be careful around Astarion, (Tav). He's not serious about you.", the others will warn you. And Astarion will worry you'll heed their words more than his so he'll do so much to prove his love to you, not knowing that you already trust him (even if that is an objectively stupid thing to do lmao).

He started sleeping next to you from the moment you had sex but ever since you've entered the shadowlands, he ends up cuddling in the middle of the night. He misses the sun.

He likes kissing the palm of your hand or its back.

Likes to pack your bag before you leave camp.

"No one's ever going to love me like that again."

Ever since you told him that there's more to him than just beauty and sex, that he's hilarious, for instance, he finds ways to make you laugh. He loves it. He's started being a lot more sarcastic and makes more jokes just to hear your laughter. He'll never admit it, of course. Other than maybe when it's only you two.

Doesn't believe he will be able to love again if you let go of him.

"Don't be so nice to me." he says with round, needy and pleading eyes.

Thinking of ways he can show others you're together so others know you're not available.

Hiding his jealousy, terribly.

He will rip the throat out of anyone with malicious intent towards you.

"I will wait the whole of my life for you, Astarion." He doesn't believe it at first, but the longer you go on without sex the safer he feels and the more he wants you.

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He sometimes cries silently at night, wishing he could make love to you without it feeling so tainted. He wants it so badly, but his past experience prohibits it. The pain of wanting something and being unable to have it only because of himself is too much. He blames himself too sometimes. Wishing he could give you more.

"I don't mind waiting.", you'd say.

"I do. I can't have you, no matter how much I want you.", he'd say.

When you cuddle him sensing he's upset, he will bury his face in your neck to hide his tears. The smell of you is comforting.

Needing you everytime you're tender with him.

Getting aroused when you hug during a kiss.

Wanting to kiss your skin all over, to make you cry from pleasure as you bury your face in his neck.

Wanting you to hold on to him for dear life as you climax.

When he's finally comfortable enough and takes charge of his own sexuality, he'll be so needy.

Realising that the two nights he had sex with you were nothing compared to how good making love to you feels.

When you give up all control to him, letting him do to you as he wants, the pleasure is almost too much bear. The power he feels is palpable and knowing it is you who trusts him so much will drive him near mad.

He will lose control many times so you have a safe word.

You both think of the stupidest word possible as a safe word. Something that makes you both laugh when it's used.

He likes over stimulating you, making you beg and he'll kiss you to calm you.

"It's okay, you can do it, darling.", he'll say stroking you even further and kissing your tears.

"Does that feel good, my love?"

The more you beg the more he loves it.

He likes playing with your hands, holding them in his, touching your fingers, comparing them to his while you rest on his chest, still warm from him being inside of you.

Resting his head against your chest to hear your heartbeat.

Staring at your face and body intently. Taking in every little reaction you make and replaying them over in his head throughout the day.

Staring at you longingly when you're both with the squad, failing terribly at focusing in battle or conversation.

Getting aroused when you're covered in blood.

Seeing you fighting, in general, turns him on. The smell of your sweat, your rapid heart beat, the way your body moves, all of it now only reminds him of making love to you.

Telling you to say his name whenever he's feeling good and you'll chant it as you cum. He loves how it sounds from your lips.

Resting his forehead against yours as he's close to cumming.

"Look at me.", he'll command you.

He likes when your hands rake his hair, pull his hair, tug it whatever. That slight bit of pain arouses him. Better yet, if you bury your nails into his skin.

He likes to look at you falling asleep. It's such a gentle thing. How can someone so strong otherwise be so soft around him? Why him? Why did someone like you choose someone like him? He can't believe he has you.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50833876/chapters/128419966 I am updating these hcs on my ao3, if anyone is interested!

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chipchopclipclop · 9 months

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one wizard and a weirdly clingy mosquito, what happens next will warm your heart

#chipchopdraws #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #tav bg3 #[passes out in a pool of my own blood]#sorry for yaoi rocking or whatevr the fuck that meme is #IM CRRRRAZZYYYYYY #okay good evening

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lunian · 2 months

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There's something weirdly charming in one drunk flirty wizard who compares you to his tressym and then suddenly mentions specific knks he explored with a goddess of magic

#baldur's gate #bg3 #bg3 fanart #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #bg3 tav #astarion ancunin #im sorry my boy you did your best #bg3 companions #bg3 comic #baldur's gate 3 #galemance #gale romance #myart

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paarthursass · 9 months

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genuinely love how the whole gang is like "fuck this guy"

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cheekylittlepupp · 3 months

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#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion gif #bg3 gifs #bg3 gif #yeah im sorry i couldn't help myself lmao #mims posts ~#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 astarion #why DOES THIS FIT HIM SO MUCH #my gifs ~

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corviiids · 4 months

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cant shut up about this game for even one second

#bg3 #rookposting #astarion #wyll ravengard #karlach #shadowheart #gale dekarios #lae'zel #not as much lae'zel in this one :( sorry miss lae'zel i will make more stupid posts about you when im #done dressing astarion up like a poodle clown and parading him around town #what's a poodle clown you ask? his surname is ancunin #hey rook why do you sometimes leave the notes in and sometimes you dont #great question! it's my quirky little character trait and it points to the deeplore of im extremely inconsistent as a person

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deer-with-a-stick · 10 months

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Me, going through the romance options: Lae'zel is hot, I'll try it out. Ooh, Karlach has a great personality I love her. Shadowheart's got some issues but she's grown on me. Wyll is interesting because I feel like I don't see characters like him that often. Astarion's got plenty of angst, I like it. I'm curious as to how Halsin's bear form would work...ugh how do I choose.

Gale, eating my boots and infodumping about his cat: Do you have a good place where I can die so that I won't murder innocents I'd appreciate it

Me: I want that one

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate three #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale #lae'zel #karlach #shadowheart #wyll #astarion #halsin #im sorry to minthara stans but im literally never going to goblin route #i've romanced lae'zel shadowheart and astarion so far #being aroace is not going to stop me from romancing my companions #like you mean i get more angst in their character arcs??#yes please

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