#IM KITERALLY DYING

[bakatenshii]

porn fiend shiggy who lets you call him your boyfriend but he doesnt hesitate to tell you where you rank amongst his waifus, fav porn stars, and best girls (dead last). but puppy love, heart eyes you takes it as youre still above other real humans in his life which is good enough. the absolute dedication you have to learning their voices and doing it in bed only for shigaraki to smack you like "don't taint them." he'll tell you you'd be the bitch added to an anime for sex and has no worthy to the plot. that its a "good thing" you have "anime tits." porn fiend bf shiggy who calls you his hole and you're like "thats a weird way to say gf" and he's just like "shut up before i fuck a chick with a better costume than you at the next anime con."

I HAD THIS SAVED IN MY INBOX JUST NURSING IT AND REREADING IT AND EVERY DAMN TIME IT GETS ME LIGHTHEADED HHHHH OH MY GOD, ALL THESE PORN FIEND SHIGGY ASKS HAVE ME ASTRAL PROJECTING HNNNN MY LORDDDD YALL HAVE NO MERCY, NONE

I wish I had something to add but I really truly don’t, my brain is fried from the sheer amount of times I’ve reread this and fact that he lets you call him your boyfriend, puts up with you in the end, is just so romantic to me. it has me so so soft hhh PORN FIEND SHIGGY & HIS ABSOLUTELY LOVESICK 3D GIRL IS MY FAV TROPE AND I’LL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP REEEEEEEEEE

#Urusai! baka #shig juice #shig #juice #FUCK OWJAOAJAO ITS SO FUCKING GOOD ON GOD OH MY GOD #I CANT STOP SCREAMING ABOUT IT #I RELAJSISJOAJA #HELAOSJAOAJAO #IM KITERALLY DYING #RHISBIS SO FUCJING GOOD #SOOOOO FUCKING DELICIOUS #I CANT BRETAHAJSHAIA #OH M YHODBOH MY GOD #YESYESYESYESYSES #U LESRN THE VOICED AND DIALOGUE #AND HE SLAPS U FOR TAINTING THEM #THIS IS TRUE ROMANCE AND IM GONNA SCREAM #WHERES MINE I WANT HIM PLS #GRABBY HANDS #THIS wholE ask ID JUST SO BIG BRAINED AND SO SEXY AND SOSJAOAJAO #NONNIE U HAVE MY BLOG #I JUST GIV I T TO U NOW #ITS URS #SPREAD MORE OF UR KNOWLEDGE ITS WHAT EE PLEBS DESERVE #IM PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

[strangeknight]

im kiterally actuall y dying

#/j but i htink i might of had (have?) bronchitis #[squid speaks]

[theunconcernedembalmer]

As another Embalmer main I thank you for saying that about coffin camping and our responsibility. My sister tells at me for not just putting it down in rank matches and just bro theres more to it than just put down the coffin if you want to get out alive. As another rule of thumb I also like never search for the others right off the back since it gets me killed if they aren't close tbh.

-gets found first

-”let me see your face- COME BACK HERE LET ME SEE YOUR FACE” or “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING”

-”oh that’s why you’re running ahahahahAHAHAHAHA SHIT HE SAW ME”

-”im just gonna decode here....... cos yall all spawned at the same spot across the map and the hunter is there. cant save em all its really a damn shame”

-”...you know, you could just sacrifice me, man’s a face camping bitch and i last longer on chair and you dont have tide turner- i said dont rescue me i waste more time on chair- hoe dont do it- oh my god-”

-gets brutally tunnelled, probably first to go

-embalmer kiter main lets go

-dying with 3 coffins ahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

-”i should have kept the coffin on myself/ embalmed this other more useful person”

-teammate gets picked up 1 second too early and didn’t get embalmed in time

-”HI YOUR COFFIN IS HERE WHY ARE YOU HERE WEREN’T YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP????? DIE THERE THANKS??????”

-teleport noise “oh so there was an undone cipher near the coffin”

-putting your coffin down mid kite cos you know you’re gonna die anyway (jk please dont do this use the time to run pls kjahdlkhflskajhfkf i see embalmers do this as a hunter and i know theyre desperate and ready to die)

-teammate: HEAL ME I JUST CAME OUT FROM THE COFFIN me: so like, tide turner is a thing, you wanna run cos the hunter’s coming this way

-”coffin as deterrent~ coffin as deterrent~ my dude im so sorry~ i should have kept it on myself~ so i can be the one bleeding out~ instead of you~”

-friend: nice coffin placement. me: sheds a tear,,,,,,, thank you,,,,,, pls dont die,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#aesop carl #identity v #identity v embalmer #identity v the embalmer #identity v ask blog #i main embalmer postman n trying to get used to norton #somehow theyre always found first #i really need to learn how to kite better dlakkfkakdkandkanndns #i do best with walls and windows but otherwise i just die and get hit at pallets all the time #how do ppl do 4 cipher kites akkdkandkandks senpais pls teach