#I'm trying to gather enough resources to bring all the birds together and send them back to their dinosaur world in a spaceship

[dylanadreams]

When the meteor hit earth way back when, it didn't kill the dinosaurs, but instead sent them all flying to another planet, where they landed and thrived. They then sent dinosaur spies (birds) to spy on the inhabitants of their old home world (earth). The dinosaurs are jealous of us - mad whiny babies, if you will - and are displeased that we are thriving here. The dinosaurs and their bird spies are nefarious. I keep trying to explain this to my mom (a bird lover - she feeds the spies, even) but she won't believe me. I worry about her. Join me in prayer for her mind - that it is not too far gone and corrupted by the dinosaur spies.

Now don't go on about so-called "fossils" and dinosaur bones. They were clearly planted by dinosaur spies (birds). Do not be so simple and easy to fool. Use your mind. THINK.

#I'm trying to gather enough resources to bring all the birds together and send them back to their dinosaur world in a spaceship #but alas i am poor #i always figured birds were agents of aliens but imagine my surprise when i realized that dinosaurs were the aliens