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oh my god he's so fucking cute
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Few things make me as petty and unhappy about being poor as Mattel Creations limited edition MH dolls 😒
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Look at her. She’s perfect. Perfect beautiful little Avatar of the Stranger 🥹
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bordeauxlips · 5 months
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tumblr just told me that I should consider paying for an ad free experience instead of using an ad block
I'm on a regular smartphone with no root or adblocker and I'm like??? excuse me I do see the pp enlargement and foot cream ads still and they're part of the cringe tumblr experience
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dylanadreams · 19 days
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When the meteor hit earth way back when, it didn't kill the dinosaurs, but instead sent them all flying to another planet, where they landed and thrived. They then sent dinosaur spies (birds) to spy on the inhabitants of their old home world (earth). The dinosaurs are jealous of us - mad whiny babies, if you will - and are displeased that we are thriving here. The dinosaurs and their bird spies are nefarious. I keep trying to explain this to my mom (a bird lover - she feeds the spies, even) but she won't believe me. I worry about her. Join me in prayer for her mind - that it is not too far gone and corrupted by the dinosaur spies.
Now don't go on about so-called "fossils" and dinosaur bones. They were clearly planted by dinosaur spies (birds). Do not be so simple and easy to fool. Use your mind. THINK.
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starry-bi-sky · 3 days
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i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.
BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.
Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.
Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.
But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.
Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.
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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.
It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.
If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)
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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.
They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.
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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.
One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.
Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.
And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.
She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.
She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?
And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.
(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)
The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.
Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danyal al ghul#its kinda hard to get my thoughts in order bc i am ✨unmedicated✨ rn BUT#this is the gist of it#i could wax poetic about how much sam and tucker adore danny as their friend but alas. the wax is not waxing. it is stuck to the paper#and i am chipping it off with my nail and its getting stuck under it.#ocarina batman has been in my head since friday someone come sedate me. him and pit fighter batman too. who is ALSO a piss poor teenage#bruce wayne who instead of a vigilante and villains is a PIT FIGHTER. he fights blindfolded thats why he's called the bat#ocarina batman's Look is if you combined punk + assassins creed aesthetic together and then gave it an ocarina#the ocarina is because i thought it'd be cool if its how he and robin communicated across long distances bc they didnt have comms#because they are ✨poor✨ and live in a one room apartment in crime alley.#and also the mental image of him sitting on. rooftop ledge in the rain playing 'song of storms' from LoZ was too fantastic to ignore#like bro imagine hearing that as a criminal. you're off doing shady shit with your gang and in the distance you hear the faint and#haunting melody of an ocarina. two of them in a call and response duet. and its getting closer. and you cannot find where#siren type shit fr fr#look he has the assassins creed hood and a long ass coat that has spikes on the end that when flared out looks like the silhouette of a bat#on fucking GOD i am this 👌 close to finding an artist doing commissions to make this for me. i am frothing at the mouth#he is 17-19 years old with his little brother-son Robin. Logically Robin is Dick but in my heart of hearts the first Robin is Jason#and he has perfected the art of getting his older brother to play songs on the pan flute for him. long pitchy whine on his own ocarina#the familiar childlike 'pleeeaaaaaaase?' and he knows he's won when there is a 10s silence on the other end before his brother plays#a lullaby.#look up 'sailor moon - pan flute (relaxing) on youtube' and when there's the thumbnail of two green skinned aliens with long blue and pink#hair. click on it. THAT is the song Bruce plays.#hhhhhhhhhhh frothing at the mouth over this au sooo fucking badly
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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The red spot is a chili flake
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The red spot is a chili flake... (context)
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mabeldrinkstea · 12 days
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Thinking about how I read The Secret History late last summer/early autumn, and went fully delusional that I could learn classical greek. I bought very-expensive-shitty-coursebook-tm and enrolled on an university course on beginner classical greek.
Anyway the course lasted half a year, I failed miserably and learned zero greek. Oh and my degree got delayed another half a year from finishing. Fuck you Henry Winter.
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roitaminnah · 5 months
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okay i'll bite,,,, but just so you know I am doing these sketches day of with zero preperation..... n e ways... stargazing....
also I re-read maybe I'm not all you thought yesterday (one of my faves) so a little of that too... for sleepover....
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generic-sonic-fan · 1 year
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That "I'm going nonverbal" meme but it's just Neo reverting back to normal Metal Sonic
If I had any photoshop skills you and I would be going viral right now
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qqueenofhades · 14 days
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HILARY YOU DONT NEED MORE DEGREES unless there are like swords, will there be swords?
LOOK, I KNOW. I absolutely do not need more degrees. Then they were like "you get 20 credits of free tuition a year, including graduate classes" and I went "hmm, this is very dangerous information to give me." LIKE I SAID. SATAN IS WORKING HARD FOR THIS ONE.
I should definitely not do them both, and I will have to choose one over the other. Especially since it would take me like 6 years to complete if I did both, I don't plan (knock on wood) to be in this job that long, and yes, surely there is a point where it is patently insane. But still. Am I tempted? Maybe just a tiny bit. Shh.
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soldier-poet-king · 1 month
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Being entirely open and honest and vulnerable about emotions and thoughts and odd navel gazing is disgustingly embarassing and gross and yet it is perhaps the only way to survive? It is a thing I crave so deeply in others and yet hate so much in myself? Hm
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thebirdandhersong · 4 months
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Okay y'all it is over it is done the conversation has been had he knows I love him we are still friends I have cried my eyes out properly I have laughed again my heart will keep on hurting for a while but it is FINISHED
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goatboard · 3 months
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if I ever were to write something about Nagisa realizing she has Feelings for Girls I'd absolutely have to tie it to her gender identity and expression
because Nagisa's expected thickheadedness when it comes to queer relationships wouldn't really come from her being emotionally unintelligent but moreso from her view on romance being incredibly gendered, like, this is most apparent in her fantasies about Fujipi where she's always the damsel, the one to be pursued ect. ect. and she clearly ties the role of being pursued to being a girl and pursuing someone to being a guy
and because she's percieved as tomboyish she's expected to be the active partner in a relationship, the reason why Nagisa wouldn't see herself in a queer relationship is because she herself would expect to play the pursuer (cough cough the Romeo) in this situation and that's just not something she wants
the moment she realizes she can be the passive person in a relationship even if she's with another girl it's like the floodgates have suddenly opened
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itsbrucey · 1 month
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Selkie Ron in my brain again but that makes me think of KELPIE WILLY. LIKE. GUYS SEE THE VISION!
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sparklecryptid · 11 months
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*snicker* An AU where the Reveal takes place because Ardyn decided to grow his hair out.
Ace spends several moments staring at Cor.
“I’m sorry,” Ace says with his customer service mask in place, “You think I’m what?”
“You’re Ardyn’s son,” Cor says without flinching, “There is no use denying it, the family resemblance is far too strong.”
Ace spends a moment silently screaming before he closes his eyes to compose himself. It’s not that he and Ardyn aren’t related it’s that Cor has their relationship horribly wrong.
(Ace does not think about how the weird nebulous familial thing he and Ardyn have going on in too much detail. He does not call Ardyn his father even in the privacy of his own mind.
Ace has shit to do. He can’t be bogged down by one sad hat man.)
“Okay.” Ace opens his eyes. “I need to know how you made this leap of logic because I can assure you I am not Ardyn’s son.”
“You receive information that none of our best agents could get. You and your men routinely get out of Niflheim with no injuries. You have been seen with Ardyn.”
“Okay, you’re right I am related to him.”
Cor looks smug.
“He’s my uncle.”
Cor blinks rapidly, the smug look disappearing from his face.
“What?”
Ace decides to go all in and holds up a hand that he promptly sets on fire.
“Your boss is my father.”
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pafl-confessions · 2 months
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okay while i am at it
anya is fighting/fire type and can beat his ass with super effectiveness
dima is psychic type
sanya is normal/fighting and evolves to steel/fighting
katya..... idk but since she does physical moves it would probably mean she's also fighting (and if we bring P.Uranium into this then Nuclear too)
sergei is the fuciking GROUND
olya.... could be any but i wanna say steel or dragon or fairy
nikita is ghost type, with a side of grass or poison depening on your views
lilya is the mom who gives you a backpack and tells you to go adventure for a while as she tries to get her shit togeather in the player character's absense
Vasily is the guy who appears in front of every gym to tell you about the leader and what to prepare for
and fuck it, Temnova is nuclear type
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