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hey, I have two simple questions for you.

can you do more movie and TV show reviews/ recommendations because I personally really liked those (but not for stuff like BROS MOVIE because that film was so offensive and I was disappointed that you gave that a good review) but more reviews please?

and can you also stop tagging me in your posts?

I'm gonna be honest with you, I am NOT into farts, shit, piss, feet amongst other things. I'm just not into that stuff so please stop tagging me in these sorts of posts.

thank you, I hope you have a wonderful day and or night. Byeee.

26 / 06 / 2023

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Hey! I don't know who you are so i don't know who i should tag, and i tag my friends, the readers who likes me the most, so i can't tag anyone just because one of them don't want to be tagged. You understand? The easier thing would have been to tell me your name or not come anonymously. 😉

And i write about different things, sometimes it's about fats because i have readers who likes it, sometimes it's about raceplay, sometimes it's about feet, but it can also be about fairytales, about love stories....

And for my movies reviews, i used to do this but i realized my readers didn't cared at all about that so it's time and energy putted to do useless things. My friend @fartsandotherstink2 used to send me games after i sended him games too. By games i mean questions about choices to make between two or several propositions, like "Would you rather?" for exemple. It can be about celebrities or fictional characters or just choices to make with men in real life.

I do like games and answering questions.

I liked to make reviews and i saw several movies recently that i could have reviewed. But i had the impression that no one were interested by that, i never got comments or likes with these posts.

It's true that when i did my review of BROS, i have been criticized for liking it. You have to understand that i never said it was perfect. Of course i had the impression that i was really political and that i had the impression it wasn't an accurate depiction of what it is to be gay. And there was moments i really hated too. I saw this movie my (girl) best friend who us straight and even her felt bad for gay representation, like it was made really disrespectfully. However, i pointed the fact that it was good to make a mainstream romantic movie about gay couple, because hopefully we'll get more in the future.

Anyway here are the movies i saw this year so far and that i have really appreciated. It's classified by order of viewing.

To begin with, two sequels of movies which were huge successes, two films about water.

Avatar - The Way Of Water was a movie really stunning, but it was too long and gave me the impression it was kind of the same plot. Even though there was many moving scenes, there was also characters that weren't well written. I found that Jake Sully and Neytiri didn't care about their children's dreams, and it was really awkward to watch them raises their children that way. I disliked the fact that they used the same vilain. I think that if you really want to appreciate this movie, you need to do researches about how the movie was done by James Cameron (though I will always prefer Titanic) and his impressive work (mostly about CGI). I give the movie a 15/20 mark.

Black Panther - Wakanda Forever (directed by Ryan Coogler) was a movie that i expected and i hasn't been disappointed. I cried three or four times because it was such a moving film! 😭 The movie is the sequel of Black Panther (2018), focused on the hero T'Challa, King of Wakanda / Black Panther. In this movie his little sister, Princess Shuri, needs to protect her country from invaders and from a King who lives under water. I loves the characters of this universe, i mean the characters with Black Panther. Okoye is moving and funny, Nakia, T'Challa's wife, is really brave and clever, and Angela Bassett amazed me as Queen Ramonda (and her costumes were gorgeous!). Even though i would have liked a more epic final battle, i appreciated the fights, the filming, the lights, Namor's character who isn't a hero but isn't too much a vilain too... I've regretted that Ironheart hadn't have Iron Man as her tutor. The movie was sometimes too similar to the first one, but it was still great. To me one of the best from the MCU (I've already loved the first one). I would give this mark to the movie : 17 / 20.

Here is a link of a previous article about my expectations after seeing the first trailer.

And i reminds you i wrote a story about Black Panther if you are interested. It's about James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes / Winter Soldier being in love with King T'Challa.

Now i will talk about two French movies settled in period eras, two movies that French medias encouraged French people to watch because they have costed lot of money (the settings, the actors, costumes...).

Asterix & Obelix - The Middle Kingdom (directed by Guillaume Canet) is a french movie that i expected very much because i love Asterix and Obelix (and it's not because i am French). Asterix and Obelix go to China to help the heir Princess to save the Empress, her mother, and to prevent Julius Caesar to invade China. It's supposed to be a funny familial movie, but it was too serious and not funny enough. Does people who doesn't like / care / knows what Asterix is will appreciate this movie? I hope so. Because as someone who read them all and who really appreciate it, it was disappointing. I hate Marion Cotillard but i still hoped she would be good as Queen Cleopatra of Egypt : she wasn't good at all! All the actors weren't that bad, but the jokes weren't funny enough to be memorable. I give this movie the mark 11 / 20. I still found it interesting enough to write a story about the professional Football player Zlatan Ibrahimovic (who appears in this movie as a secondary character).

Here is the link of the story about Zlatan Ibrahimovic humiliating losers on the set.

What i said about Asterix & Obelix - The Middle Kingdom goes for Three Musketeers - D'Artagnan (by François Bourboulon) : the characters hasn't been understood by their actors, except King Louis XIII who is well played by Louis Garrel, and the eponymous hero played by the very handsome François Civil.

Here is the link of my article about this actor.

I found the movie pleasant but not that much : you could not feel the friendship between the Musketeers, it was sometimes too serious, and pretending to do something historically accurate but that wasn't the case. I liked the chemistry between Charles D'Artagnan and Constance Bonacieux (played by Lyna Koundry), but there was plot holes that i hope will be solved in the sequel. It was too dark, not something really enjoyable to watch. I give it 9 / 20 or 10 / 20.

Now i will talk about two movies that are very original, with unexpected plots and endings.

Babylon : The best session of my life (conditions, atmosphere, best friend) at the cinema. There was plenty of applause, and we were in the biggest hall of the cinema, which was completely packed. There was this communion with the film, especially since Babylon is exactly what I expect from a film (emotions + sets + story + characters + diversity + escape). It feels good, feeling alive, catharsis + and to have physical reactions, shock, surprise, being flabbergasted (not seeing the end of it, being surprised because we always expect it to be the end). You should not see the trailer to enjoy it better. I went through the most emotions (fear and disgust (the pits), stress, joy (humor, elephant poop), anger (not seeing some succeed), frustration, sadness (lots of touching scenes), admiration and satisfaction (the society dinner)). A real sensitivity of the director (what the films of the 1920s are for him). It is a tribute to cinema - attempt to define cinema (Manuel and Nelly who discuss it several times).

I will probably write a longer review for this incredible movie.

Knock at the cabin : i can't say much without spoiling. It is about a gay couple and their daughter who have to chose between killing one of them and the world will survive, or staying alive but everyone on the planet will die suffering ! Its scary and philosophical! It is the adaptation of a novel, there is changes but dont read the book before seeing the movie (i havent read it, so thay way i was more surprised). I'll give it 15 / 20.

I have also seen the movie Mario Bros which was really cool ! It deserves a 16 / 20 (the ending was too rushed, to my opinion). I've talked about it here because i am in love with King Bowser and wanted to write about him. 😍

I have also saw Dungeons and Dragons - Honor of the Thieves and i reviewed the movie here, saying that i would be interested by writing about Xenk and Edgin because you know i love interracial gay couples and i really appreciated these heroes. I give the movie a 18 / 20 because it was fun but very well filmed and written.

The two following movies are from the MCU. The first is considered the worst / one of the worst movies from the MCU, and the other is considered one of the best. I partly agree.

Ant-Man and the Wasp - Quantumania has been criticized so much that, when i saw it, i didn't hated it that much. The story is about Scott Lang and his family (his daughter, his wife, her parents) who discover the Quantum Realm and Kang. I didn't liked Cassie Lang that much at the beginning but she was fine. I regretted that Hope Van Dyne wasn't not much important, but at least she was funny. Her parents were interesting too. I don't know yet if we will see them again. Yes Kang wasn't a very good vilain, but he is far from being the worst MCU vilain. I give it this mark : 14 / 20. Not bad, not good, it wasn't that disappointing. 🤪

And I've wrote two stories when Ant-Man and the Wasp - Quantumania was released. One was a request from @fartslave88 (Deviantart) who wanted to smell Paul Rudd's farts, so i invented a plot where he and Michael Douglas uses an extra as feet slave, farts sniffer, ass licker, human cushion.

And this one is about me imagining myself in couple with the black actor Jonathan Majors.

The other movie from the MCU that i saw is Guardians of the Galaxy - Volume 3. I prefer the second movie to the first one, but this one is definitely the best! 😁 I saw this movie with my whole family and even though it was long, we enjoyed it so much, there wasn't many people in our cinema when we saw it. The characters were amazing, i cried so many times and at the same time it was funny. It was cool to talk about cruelty towards animals in a MCU movie: that way, more people will be moved by this theme. I will give this mark for this movie : 18 / 20!

The French movie Jeanne du Barry (by Maïwenn) was the opening of the Cannes Festival 2023. It talks about Jeanne Bécu, Countess du Barry, King Louis XV of France's last favorite. It's a love story between two persons very different (age difference, social class, personalities, family situation...). There is a lack of historical context that will allows audience to focus on the characters. For my part, I regretted that what makes the strength of this character is erased to the detriment of more dramatic or superfluous elements. For example, it is a pity to have overlooked the patronage of Jeanne du Barry when this proves that she is a woman of taste. Similarly, we note that the famous quarrel with Marie-Antoinette is treated without mentioning the political context, in order to focus on the emotional significance. Besides, the protagonist has contemporary attitudes so that we can understand and appreciate her. The costumes were great and didn't searched historical accuracy. The actress who plays the protagonist is also the director and she doesn't look at all like the real Jeanne du Barry. Johnny Depp was good as an old King Louis XV. I have appreciated the representation (physical and psychological) of King Louis XVI, played by the director's son. I would give this movie the mark 16 / 20.

I've talked about Louis XVI, Louis XV's grandson. Please, don't hesitate to like and comment the story i wrote about him. It's a love story where i imagined myself in couple with him (even though he wasn't gay at all). This personal fictional story means a lot to me, it's moving, romantical, creative, funny... There is also feedism, muscles worship, feet, farts, size difference (Louis XVI was giant)...

I liked Spiderman - New Generation, so i expected its sequel to be entertaining. It was so disappointing 😬! Spiderman - Across the spider-verse was too much. Too much characters, too much special effects, too much loud music and lights... Spiderman is supposed to be a funny and "realistic" universe, but there wasn't time focused on the characters (except at the beginning, when Miles Morales talk with his mother, with Gwen...). There wasnt really a vilain, and Miles Morales seemed egocentric to me here. The writing wasnt good because you need to watch it only to see its sequel. There wasnt enough good characters to be touched by this movie. I will give it this mark : 7 / 20.

The live action of The Little Mermaid had been so much criticized even before it was on theathers, that when i saw it i havent founded that it wasnt that bad. Sometimes it was exactly the same than in the animated movie, and yes i was like "its better in the 1989 movie!", but other times i found it better, like the chemistry between Ariel and Eric (the best point of this movie). I talk about in details here :

Ursula was better in the animated movie, but she wasnt horrible. The actress who played Ariel was amazing, but i regretted she had not more scenes with her sisters. I would give it a 15 or 16 / 20.

I do hope you liked my answer and, to my readers, that you enjoyed having my opinion about these films. I could have talked about them longer but there was so many movies that i didnt wanted to make it too long. Don't hesitate to react to this post by telling me which movies you saw recently. And if you watched these movies, please tell me if you agree with me or not, that interests me!

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