#I’m some kind of ungulate but I know how them fuckin wolves tick

[kekkuda]

I’m so good with dogs and by that I mean sometimes stray dogs let me pet them and follow me around and when two big fucking angry dogs tried to chase me down the street taking me for a piece of bitchmeat they forgot their pecking order of big louder animal scary and said “sorry mr alpha male” bc those bozos were foiled by the ol reliable fuckin uhhh stretch your arms out to look bigger and bark Louder trick like fucking amateurs. Mfs forgot that I AM THE BIGGEST DOG ON THE STREET I am not fucking SCARED of the fucking street dogs that think they’re so fucking tough literally ALL BARK and no BITE bc unfortunately for them they picked a fight with an AUTIST bitch you might be older than me in dog years but I have been “playing the dog” on the playground since ur great great grandma was a suckling RUNT bitch didn’t expect me to bite back huh!!!!!!!! Snorts and angrily stomps my hooves

#i learned so much from animal books and being fucking terrified of big dogs as a child #autism #furry #add #I’m not actually a dog now #I’m some kind of ungulate but I know how them fuckin wolves tick #therian #schizoposting