#I’m shaky on this but I hope it works had to look up cilantro soup

[rare-yanderes]

The AI crew's favorite foods if they were each equipped with the equivalent of generic human tastebuds? No cilantro soap gene tho. We dine like kings

Hal likes chocolate. He doesn’t mind sitting wherever, but typically takes a side chair next to Colossus. He usually lets everyone else find a seat first. Chocolate cake. Chocolate donut. Chocolate. It has such a unique and different flavor while remaining sweet. There’s so many types of chocolate it’s amazing. They all are a calm, rich flavor that enlightens the tastebuds.

AM eats everything at the end table. I’m talking full WWE smack down in the fridge. He’s making a five star buffet or holding a world famous chef hostage if he must. He’s the one who let the falling package be someone else’s problem when they open the fridge. Nothing will survive in there. He doesn’t care if it’s disgusting tasting. He has gone too long without touch or sensation and he’s not about to waste time. He’s got the ten foot table ready to go with a full buffet on it.

Skynet likes spices. He’s at the other end, opposite of AM. Skynet likes spicy noodles. They’re brutal. Brutally delicious, that is. Like starting a nuclear war in your tastebuds. Mmm. He likes watching the other A.I’s gag trying to down all the hot sauce. (Usually, only AM is crazy enough to accept the challenge and ends up silently paying for it.) He’s prone to being even a little smug about it towards humans. Otherwise, he’s in extreme competition with AM.

Colossus sits in the middle chair eating vegetables or fruits. Colossus’ favorite dish buckwheat noodle salad. It has enough texture variations to be interesting while remaining healthy. Colossus will not deign to fill his tastebuds with unclean and unnecessarily indulgent chemical compositions.

#I really had to think on this because I can count everything I eat on two hands #Skynet drinks out of the milk carton when no one is looking #I’m shaky on this but I hope it works had to look up cilantro soup #I kinda relate Skynet to spices because I love extremely hot spices