#I’m in the ghetto…gratatatataaa

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BABY WAIT-

Ok so I was saw this while scrolling the Harry Potter tag😭 I’m wheezing rn

Can I unpack this?

A few harmless spells

They used illegal spells.

Illegal. Spells.

See the chapter where Snape gave detention to Harry after the Sectumsempra incident.

Now maybe there are illegal spells which aren’t dark but seeing how they became illegal Animagi, I won’t put it past them.

And I wouldn’t call choking someone with soap (which could kill someone…common sense not so common) a “harmless” spell. And just because Severus invented levicorpus didn’t give Pothead the green light to use it to expose Snape to a crowd of people.

Came out of the womb with a dark mark

Babe what!? Yes because being abused and neglected at home and then being relentlessly bullied at a school you thought would be a safe haven DEFINITELY wouldn’t push someone to make bad decisions!

He totally was always a blood supremacist and joined Voldemort because he 100% believed in his ideals, and totally not because he wanted a chance at a better life (which was promised to people who joined btw)… but moving on

Salivating

And do…what about it?

(And not all of us salivate over him, you see what you wanna see)

Partially responsible for the deaths of witches and wizards all over the UK

😀…according to my calculations (correct me if I’m wrong pls), Snape officially joined the ranks of Voldemort from 1978-1981 which means he was only on the dark side for 3 years…chill 💀

Going back to the “came out mom with a dark mark” crap…he didn’t join until after he graduated…so the “they bullied him because he was a DE” argument just flew out the window birdy style 🕊

Serial killer

This was the funniest one tbh! Congratulations for making a joke…but uuumm a serial killer by definition is A person who commits a SERIES of murders, often with no apparent motive and typically following a characteristic, predictable behavior pattern.

Serial killers have typically murdered THREE OR MORE people…

The only person he out right murdered was Dumbledore…he watched Charity Burbage die and couldn’t do anything about it, and he unknowingly aided the deaths of the Potters but actually tried to stop it from happening (he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling Pettigrew 🐀)

He’s saved more lives than he took…but who’s counting, right!?

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