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#I was like I'm making breakfast wbu
doppelnatur · 8 months
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[id: a received Grindr text saying "I'm at home, I'm sitting"]
This is still so funny to me lol. Funniest response to what are you doing. Soo true bestie.
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steviesdoll · 3 years
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Dark Steve Rogers x reader ,Dark Bucky Barnes x reader.
Chapter 1
Summary : In which Bucky asked you on a date but you rejected his offer. So he aquires Steve's help in making you theirs.
Warnings : Dark Steve, hacking, stalking, blackmailing, dirty messages, future non-con, future smut. 18+
Pairings : Dark Steve Rogers x reader , future dark Bucky Barnes x reader
Note : Cutiepie is readers username and captain is Steve's in among us. And also Steve's a serial killer and rapist and Bucky's the same.
After a tiring day at work, you were finally home . You went to your room chanded your work clothes into comfy nightgown.
You went and sat in front of your computer which you mostly used fo gaming. Today you decided to play among us whioch you installed yesterday after your younger brother jaime suggested you.
You opened the game and went to the section of find games. Then you entered a game hosted by someone named captain. As soon as you entered the game he changed it from public to private so no one could enter the game until and unless they know the password. You wondered why he did it.
Captain : Hello
At first you didn't respond.
Captain : Hey girl
Cutiepie : How did you know that I'm a girl?
Captain : Your name itself says you're a girl
Whoever he was he was very strange.
Captain : How much for that pussy?
Cutiepie : Sorry, what ?
More than a question to him it was a question for you. He must be joking, right. But the small line of his made shivers run down your spine.
Captain : You heard me, right.
Captain : How much for that tight little pussy?
As quickly as you can you left the game. If your parents saw it, they would never let you play games online again.
Then again you joined a game hosted by black160 .There were 8 players already in the game and when you entered it made 9 .Just one more player and he could start the game. Then the last player entered and it was coincidentally Captain. Then the game started. The whole time in game he was behind you, following you. For once you thought he's the imposter so you gave his name and luckily everyone listened to you and voted him. He was not the imposter but he was out of the game that made you a little comfortable.
Then you entered a game hosted by rebel007 and other games and coincidentally he was there in each and every game you entered. Then you created your own game and in which Captain entered. Now you were sure that him entering each and every game you entered was far from coincidence. You tried to act brave and wrote :
Cutiepie : Why are you entering each and every game I enter?
Cutiepie : Are you stalking me?
Cutiepie : Have you hacked my device?
Cutiepie : Stay at your limits.
Cutiepie : My dad's a sheriff.
He ignored all your questions. He then sent you a link of a website.
Captain : Open the link.
At first you hesitated but then opened it. After opening it you regreted for why did you open it. There were videos of killing people, torturing them and even raping woman. You quickly left the game and uninstalled it.
Now after the game was finally uninstalled you felt comfortable. You thought if you should say your father about it or not. Then you decided you would tell him.
You got up from your chair and started to head out of your room. Before you could go out of your room you remembered that your father is not at home and wouldn't return before tomorrow morning.
So you got to your bed and tried to sleep. But after all those things that happened to you today, would you be able to sleep peacefully.
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The next day came as quickly. You couldn't sleep the whole night thinking about the incident.
It was Sunday so you didn't had to go to work. After you had breakfast you headed to your room and took out of your phone. Then you opened instagram then you saw someone named Captain started to follow you. It didn't take a genius to know that it was the same captain from among us. He didn't had a profile picture and the account was empty like it was newly made. You quickly blocked him.
Now you were too frightened. You knew that he was stalking you or how would he know who you are. You went downstairs where your mom and dad were having breakfast. You told them about all the incident except when he asked about your private part they need not know that.
Your parents were sickly worried about you. Your mom suggested you to not go to work until the situation is handled. Your father agreed with your mom. You took their advice and decided to stay at home. But was it really safe to stay at home when he has his eyes on you.
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Then your phone popped up, it was a text from Bucky , your coworker ,who joined a month ago. In a short period of time he became a very good friend of yours. He even asked you on a date but you declined the offer saying that you didn't want to be in a relationship right now and insisted him to continue being friends and he agreed.
Bucky : Hey doll
Bucky : How are you?
You : I'm fine Bucky.
You : Wbu?
Bucky : I'm also fine.
Bucky : I was wondering that if you want to go to today's party.
You : I can't be there cause there's is a lot going with me now.
Bucky : Are you ok, doll
You : Yeah, I'm fine
You : You don't need to worry about me.
Bucky : If you need my help, just let me know.
You : Okk
You : Byy
Bucky : Ok by
Bucky : Take care of yourself.
With that you kept your phone on the bedside table and went to take shower.
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You were finally relaxed when nothing happened after a week so today you went to your work. Many of your coworkers asked you for why weren't coming to work. You just told them you were sick.
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6:30pm
It was time for you to go to home. You packed your things and headed out. While you were in the parking lot trying to find your car when something hard hit you on the head and before you could turn and see who it was, you lost your consciousness.
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atlafan · 4 years
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hi mom I'm back to pick up my laundry so listen I was thinking of that movie two night stand w/ miles teller where he has a mediocre hookup with a girl then she gets snowed in at his apartment so they fall in love basically and try again on the second night so uhh if you could write a harry fic where him and reader have vanilla sex and then she gets snowed in (omg they were quarantined style) and then they get kinky for round 2 that would be amazing ok thanks mom I appreciate all you do for me
a/n: hey there sweet summer child, thanks for coming to pick up your laundry, I folded it nicely for you. your basket is by the stairs. never seen that movie but I love this concept so let’s gooooooooooooo
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Your friend had convinced you to download Tinder after your breakup. It was awful, but you needed a rebound. She told you who to swipe left and right on. You come across a guy named Harry S, 26. You swipe through a couple of pictures. 
“Damn he has a lot of tattoos.” You bite your bottom lip. “What do we think?”
“He’s fucking hot, swipe right bitch.” 
“Okay okay.” You swipe right.
A few hours later you’re just chilling at home, and you get a notification on your phone. 
Message from Harry S.
“Hey there beautiful.” 
“Hello there.” 
“How’s your day going?”
“Good, yours?”
“Better now.” You roll your eyes. He’s cheesy. “What are you up to tonight.” Oh, a double text. 
“Nothing really. wbu?”
“Just chillin, bored.”
“How could we fix that?” 
“You could come over...” 
“How do I know you’re not a serial killer, lol”
“What’s your snapchat? I’ll send you a pick.”
You exchange information, and he sends you snap chat. You send a few more messages and finally agree to go over to his place. Even if he did kill you, who cared? 
You change into a tight pair of jeans and a crop top. You look outside, and check the weather app on your phone. You put on a pair of boots, and your long jacket. It was supposed to snow later tonight. You drive to his apartment building, and ring the buzzer. He lets you up. You knock on his door and he opens it. 
“Um, hi.” You blush.
“Hey, come on in.” You walk in and take your jacket off. “I can take that for ya, love.” 
“Shit, you’re British?” He chuckles. 
“Yeah.” You hand him your jacket and he goes to hang it up. “Can I get ya anythin’ t’drink?” 
“Um, sure...I’ll pour it myself though.”
You follow him to his kitchen, and he opens a bottle of wine. You pour yourself a glass and go to sit on his couch. 
“This is a nice place.”
“Thanks.” He smiles at you. He places a hand on your thigh. You both knew exactly why you were there. You both sip on the wine. You run a hand through your hair and look at him. 
“So, um, what do you feel like doing?” 
He leans in close to you. His lips brush against yours.
“Is this alright?” He says and you smile, leaning in to kiss him. 
He deepens the kiss by swiping his tongue along your bottom lip. You part your lips for him, and his tongue goes in your mouth. You mold your to his and soft moan comes out. His hand on your thigh moves up your side and to your back. He pulls you on top of him. You straddle his lap, and roll your hips down on him. His hands move down to your butt and he squeezes you. He was a good kisser, like a really good kisser. You could feel him getting hard against you. He breaks the kiss for a brief moment. 
“Care to take this in the bedroom?”
“Sure.” 
You get off him, and he leads you into his room. The wine was starting to hit you, and you were feeling pretty good. He tugs at the hem of your crop top and he lifts it up over you. You unbutton his his pants and he unbuttons yours. You take his shirt off. His body was gorgeous and he had even more tattoos than you thought. 
“You’re so sexy, Harry.” 
Your lips attach to his neck and lightly suck on his skin. He pushes you back on the bed, and gets on top of you. His hands are all over you, and they feel amazing. What didn’t feel amazing was the actual sex itself. He didn’t do much to prep you, and his dick was a little big. Everything felt tight and uncomfortable. You pretended to have an orgasm just so he would finish. 
“You can, um, spend the night if ya want...” You didn’t feel like driving back yet.
“Um, okay.” 
You get up to use his bathroom. At least everything was clean. He gives you a t-shirt to wear to bed. He snuggles into you, spooning you for most of the night. You wake up around six in the morning. You slowly get out of the bed, and grab all of your things. You nearly trip when you leave his room gasping at the sight from outside. There was a fucking blizzard outside. 
“Hey.” He says rubbing his eyes. “You were just gonna leave?” He smirks.
“Um...well, yeah. But I can’t now.” You point to the window.
“Oh shit!” You groan. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but is it so bad you’re stuck here? I can make us some breakfast.” He scratches the back of his head. 
“It’s just I feel sorta gross.”
“Feel free to shower. I can get you some sweats. Think I got a spare toothbrush.”
“Oh...well alright, yeah that would be great.”
“Do like pancakes?”
“Love them!”
“Great, I’ll whip some up while you’re in there. Feel free to use whatever you need.” He hands you some sweats and the toothbrush. 
After your shower you come out to the smell of pancakes. He has butter and syrup out on his kitchen table. He smiles at you.
“Coffee?”
“Please.” You sit down as he fixes everything up for you. You dig into the pancakes, and they’re absolutely perfect. “These are so good!”
“Glad you like ‘em.” 
Harry goes to take a shower after breakfast, and you get cozy on his couch. He comes back out with only sweatpants on. He looked even better in the daylight. he sits down next to you. 
“Doesn’t look like it’s gonna let up soon.” He says looking at his phone.
“Sorry, I hate imposing like this.” 
“Yeah, cause bein’ trapped with a pretty girl is just the worst.” You giggle at his sarcasm. “C’mere, lets have a cuddle and we can watch a movie on Netflix.” 
You lay on top of him. He pulls a blanket over the two of you and puts a random comedy on. He rubs your back lightly. You feel yourself start to nod off, and so does he. You both wake up a few hours later. 
“Hey there.” He says.
“Hi.” You giggle. 
You both sit up. You spend some time just talking, getting to know each other. You find that you actually kind of like him. He’s funny, extremely charming, and intelligent. He thought you were gorgeous, smart, and funny too. You found you had a lot more in common than you thought. He told you about growing up outside of London. You were fascinated. 
He inched closer to you. He wanted to kiss you again. 
“Harry, can I tell you something?”
“Course.”
“Last night was honestly...not great.” His face goes red. “I think I just had my mind on a lot. I’m sort of getting over a bad breakup.”
“Probably why you were on Tinder.” He chuckles. 
“Yeah.”
“Well...what could I have done differently? What do ya like?”
“It would’ve been nice if you had fingered me...”
“I didn’t do that?!” He groans. “Yikes, probably shouldn’t have drank before ya got here. I was a little nervous to be honest. I’ve never just asked someone over to my place like that before.”
“Why’d you pick last night then?”
“You were just so fucking hot, I had to have you.” You swallow hard. “Would ya give me another go at it? Bet I can make ya feel real good.” You blush and nod yes. What the hell else were going to do while you were snowed in? 
He leads you into the bedroom. He takes off all your clothes. He starts with soft kisses on your lips, then works his way down to your neck, and stops at your chest. He spends time sucking on each nipple. You let out soft moans. His mouth trails down your stomach. He looks up at you just as he’s about to reach your area. You see him smirk and then he starts to lick you up and down. He licks you all around your folds. His tongue flattens, and licks a stripe up your center before his mouth wraps your your clit. He sucks and nibbles on you. 
“Shit.” You gasp as your hands find his soft hair. Your hips buck up, but his hands move to hold you down. 
Why couldn’t he have done this last night? You moan out when you feel him slip his middle finger in while he continues to suck on you. 
“Fuck, Harry.”
His tongue flicks at your clit faster as he pumps in and out of you. Your legs start to shake and you feel your stomach tighten. Another few moans and you’re tugging at his hair as you release. He licks on you slowly as you ride out your high. He sits up and smirks at you. It takes you a minute to catch your breath. 
“Knew you faked it last night.” He shakes his head. “Definitely didn’t make any of those sounds. You could’ve just spoken up, I would’ve done anythin’ ya wanted.” 
“Just...be quiet and fuck me.”
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chipsandwaffles · 6 years
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ANYWAY ACCIDENTS ASIDE AKJDJA i'm doing p good! if u ignore the uhhhh fact i havent eaten since this morning (i need someone to yell at me lol) and am drowning in hw but wbu?? hows ur day? -san
here I’ll yell at you: YOU CANT JUST NOT EAT LIKE THAT THATS BAD GO INHALE A GRANOLA BAR OR STH
I haven’t eaten breakfast in about a year tho and used to have really bad issues with not eating only cause I dont really get hungry and then get so busy I forget to eat ?? but it is important that you do eat, stay healthy and take care of yourself bean !!
also ew homework, I finished all of mine today and getting to takeover Sheep’s blog was my reward lmao so I’m having so much fun but all this talk about Winwin makes me want to find some more good Winwin fics to save up?? I have this long list of fics that I need to read rip
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goldyfishpool · 6 years
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Hmmm good morning first of all (well... it's morning for me but since I have no idea what timezone you're from... let's say good day :) ) okay so: I'm totally with you on the sleeping thing!! especially the 3x06 one!! Superpowers: hm I think I want to be able to teleport :D like... have breakfast in Paris... go to a museum in DC enjoy the sunset on some island in Thailand - all in one day :) may I ask where you're from and how you're spending Christmas this year? :)
hey! hi! now i can properly answer u now that i finally have my computer back. so. yes, the quiet scenes are the best. and teleportation is a nice superpower i suppose. i hadn’t thought about that. and i’m from brazil, which means a hot christmas. but it’s the same as it is for a lot of ppl: spending it w the family, trying not to fight over petty things, enjoying the dogs and making bad jokes about food. wbu? 
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