#I used to play American foot ball did karate and then mma

[theblehthatbloos]

I respect your choice to like the culture and the rituals associated with it, but the day I choose sports over literally anything else to consume is the day the ground turns fetid and all birds fall from the sky

#I just don't like egg ball #Well hold on #I used to play American foot ball did karate and then mma #I had fun with that #I also will play basketball when asked #I'll even play soccer with a smile #But that's always because I enjoy spending time with people or making it more enjoyable for someone else #I'm a giant so I've always been put in sports and told how I should play xyz #But dude. I don't care that I can slap the back board without effort. Watching any sport that isn't combative or performative is just... #Like Stephen Curry has nothing on the amateur figure skater that only fell once during their performance to the song my Immortal #I get along with everyone at the tail gate #I'm here at the bar for the drama #We are here to feast and practice rapport despite the waring houses #The colosseum has become a roaring bore where only the audience raise a brow